What are your funniest companion lines from the game?

[Rainy Kitten]

Or comments between companions.

Pretty sure the top one is Gale's "Stop licking the damn thing!" lol

I like this one convo between Gale and my female wild magic user:

It's in the grove after saving the tifling boy from the Harpies.

Gale: "I may have summoned things more exotic then a winged cat."

Petra: "At least when you summoned a winged cat, that's what actually appeared..."

Gale: "Heh, go on...."

Petra: "A cow dropped out of the sky. Her name was Stephanie."

Gale: "So you made a cow fall out of the sky, which presumably killed it, yet somehow you found out her name was Stephanie." O.o

[Metallicus]

I like when Astarion is talking and says “Goblins are such vile creatures” and Shadowheart responds “Given your own nature are you really one to judge?”

[Annie Other]

Gale: 'I once wished a most impure demise on a colleague of mine who bought the last remaining copy of Etheril's Enchiridion of Enchanting Easements. First edition, too.'

Astarion, after Gale revealed that the orb in his chest makes him a ticking time bomb. 'Keeping secrets from his friends. Really, you can't trust anyone' or something like that.
There are some other lines from Asti in Acts 2 and 3 which aren't even funny, not in the context, but... he sometimes just nails it.

Jaheira's reaction after Vlaakith's visit. Gotta love her dry humor.

Minsc... the 'philosphist' alone had me on the floor.

[EricHVela]

For me, it's less about individual lines and more about the interaction. Nine Fingers and Minsc becoming friends(?). The expressions of 9F's pixel-shaded face is wonderful.

[Bloodartist]

"I know how to have fun! I have lots of fun every day!"
- Wyll

"If I'm being entirely honest, my social circle is rather small. More of a dot. Or a pinhead."
- Gale

[Levianne]

For me, it's not a companion line, though he can be persuaded to stay in your camp for a while, could be considered a camp follower line. It's the gnome you rescue from the windmill, Bracus Wrooth, or something.
"And if we'll ever meet again, well, then we'd have met again" and then he makes a little "hm" after that before leaving.

[Mander]

Minthara “I’m funny” Baerne:

• Wyll: I really hope you're being careful with our friend, Minthara. I wouldn't want you to break each other.
• Minthara: If I break them, it will be in the pursuit of pleasure, and they will die smiling.

Drow love is not for the frail nor feeble.


This gem between Shadowheart and Lae’Zel after their confrontation:
• Shadowheart: So. Have we buried the hatchet, Lae'zel?
• Lae'zel: No. Why would I bury a weapon? Is it broken?
• Shadowheart: It's a metaphor.
• Lae'zel: I do not know your metaphor. But if you need help digging, I will find a shovel.


And this 2 with Halsin:

• Halsin: I knew one of Reithwin's head masons. She was a good woman, and strong as an ox.
• Karlach: Really? Are strong women your type, Halsin?
• Halsin: I don't discriminate against any type.
• Karlach: Truly a bear man of the people.

• Halsin: Once, you could hear nature's symphony in this place. Now it is quiet. Quiet and dead.
• Shadowheart: I can make some animal noises, if it'll make you feel more at home.
• Halsin: You bleat well enough as it is.

[Rainy Kitten]

Gale after recruiting Karlach: "She's a little rough around the edges, but I suppose I can be smooth enough for two."

Durge and Gale after killing the Bard:

Gale: "I'm going to say something I'm confident we are all thinking. Uh...was this your doing?"

Durge: "Yes, I did."

Gale: "I think that's quite bloody obvious, but why?"

Durge: "She annoyed me."

Gale: "That's....it. She annoyed you? If that was just cause for killing someone I'd be dead a thousand times over."

Durge: "She was weak, the world would have killed her sooner or later."

Gale: "Oooh, so you were doing her a favor? I'm sure she is very grateful."

XD

[Maj. Grumpy]

There's a lot. I can't think of any specifically right now except that I love to hear Auntie Ethels own personalized insult for each race/class.

[Rainy Kitten]

Originally posted by Maj. Grumpy:

There's a lot. I can't think of any specifically right now except that I love to hear Auntie Ethels own personalized insult for each race/class.

Got one for you

Durge and Ethel
( Used the mod that lets any class choose a God)

Durge: "You don't scare me, I serve someone far more terrifying."

Ethel: "Balls right? He'll not bother us. He's far too busy using blood as fingerpaint, and taking credit for other people's kills."

[kellie7476]

If you go and speak to Gale while only wearing some or other bondage underwear he'll say:

“You look… comfortable. A mite over-exposed, given the perils of our adventure, but I suppose it adds a thrilling edge to leave oneself open to danger and… other things.”

“I assume your choice of apparel isn’t the subject of the day. What’s on your hind? I mean mind.”

[EricHVela]

The various responses for getting Loviatar's blessing...

[Dexter]

DONT. POKE. THE KARLACH.

edit: oh and Mithara reaction to Clown in act 3: "Just give a word and I will kill the clow. We will be praised as heroes."

[Wuorg]

Lae'zel's "teethling" line was the moment I realized she was actually Bae'zel.

[seeker1]

Minthara's reaction to the circus clown (and we know who it REALLY is) ... priceless.

[pyton357ru]

It is pretty situational, but one of Minthara's barks on spotting a trap. "Let's send someone we do not like to take it down". My char was a rogue, who was de-trappping the room this exact moment. Heck, where is "Reply to the bark" opption, when you need it the most...