Who is your Dream Guardian for BG3? 🛡️💆🏻‍♀️

[Wes]

For curiosity's sake, if you could put your real life 'dream guardian' into BG3's version of it, who would that person be? Do they look like a certain celebrity, or someone not so well known? What race would you want them to be, or would they just be 100% human?

Maybe it's too personal to ask, which Is why I'm not going to mention mine lol. But just thought others are more fun,, & would put themselves out there? ;) https://youtu.be/tPTLvCJLb3s?t=15

I wonder who's Minsc's dream guardian will be? Because he's got a tadpole in his head right?? What if we see a giant space hamster lol,, okay I'm just kidding about that! With all seriousness though, maybe it's Dynaheir? That would be such an awesome cameo,, even if it's not really her.

[.Master Jiren, The Strongest]

Megan Fox.
Full Stop.
Not even a difficult question.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqWuCsHKZU0

[Wes]

Originally posted by Jiren, The Strongest:

Megan Fox. Full Stop. Not even a difficult question.

I know I had a few celebrity women that I obsessed about in my youth,, but Megan Fox was never on that list.

1.) Christina Ricci during my middle school,, & high school years.

2.) Kwon Bo-ah (BoA) during the end of high school.

3.) Lesley-Ann Brandt,, & Cynthia Addai-Robinson. (Because of the Spartacus TV show.)

Recently I've been hooked on Megan Thee Stallion,, who looks nothing like Megan Fox lol. But if both of them were added as "dream lover" options,, then I can imagine BG3's sales going up the roof! 💰😎

Originally posted by jbuckngham:

My kindergarten teacher, Mrs. Harris. I have never gotten over my crush on her, although I think she's been dead for 40 years. No other woman will ever measure up!

https://youtu.be/6M4_Ommfvv0

Originally posted by skullymex:

Hey yo chico, you tryna insult the Bad Guy? You tryna imply that Gale can match El Jefe's machismo? Cmon man.

No disrespect,, I was just saying that Gale might look like scott hall?? Didn't mean to imply he had his machismo too.

Originally posted by dulany67:

No dream lover, variety is the spice of life.

Sureeee buddy,, keep telling yourself that.

It's like parents who say they love their kids equally,, yet in truth one of them is always more favored.

So tell me Dulany67,, who's your favorite "spice of life??" Because you're trying to sound cool by saying you wouldn't have a dream lover,, but we all know that's the biggest lie.

Originally posted by Quillithe:

I dream of Jeannie

This is just incase certain people didn't have the attention span to figure out the reference. 🧞 https://youtu.be/KzMWNMPjzRo

[cl656]

I haven't had a crush since I was a kid. I use to have a crush on several WWF(now WWE) women wrestlers. Particularly Trish Stratus, Chyna, Stephanie McMahon, etc. i also had the hots for Britney Spears and Christina Christina Aguilera, and use to have tons of pictures of all these girls.

[Edstyles]

Favourite girl must be a down to earth kind of gal that understands that people are different. She Is somewhat cute and ok to look at , does not have to be super pretty. So the way she is , is more important than looks.
I prefer ass than boobs but curves are nice just not over the top. As to which girl that would translate ingame lol that is hard maybe impossible but i do like Shadowheart I like the slightly goth look and her character is good enough for me to like and she look cute.

[Wes]

Originally posted by cool-dude:

I haven't had a crush since I was a kid.

This isn't just a childish crush, this is a DREAM LOVER!! 💢

Originally posted by cool-dude:

WWF(now WWE) women wrestlers. Particularly Trish Stratus, Chyna, Stephanie McMahon, etc.

^ The only female wrestler you should've liked was Ivory,, while the rest deserve to be censored from television. https://youtu.be/R1ak7pg3NFo

Originally posted by cool-dude:

also had the hots for Britney Spears and Christina Christina Aguilera, and use to have tons of pictures of all these girls.

The mention of these singers are just like a pill.

Because instead of making me feel better,, they're making me ill. 🤢😜 https://youtu.be/JDKGWaCglRM

Originally posted by Edstyles:

Favorite girl must be a down to earth kind of gal that understands that people are different. She Is somewhat cute and ok to look at , does not have to be super pretty. So the way she is , is more important than looks.

So basically someone like Nalia from BG2,, who looked like Drew Barrymore?

Originally posted by Edstyles:

I prefer ass than boobs but curves are nice just not over the top.

^ Kindred spirit of mine. 😭

Originally posted by Edstyles:

i do like Shadowheart. I like the slightly goth look and her character is good enough for me to like, and she look cute.

https://steamcommunity.com/app/1086940/discussions/0/3192493519697800974/

[jbuckngham]

Well, I would like The Fabulous Moolah as a companion. Doubt I would have to do anything, just turn her loose on the mobs.

[Trap Queen 85]

Originally posted by Wosm:

Originally posted by Jiren, The Strongest:

Megan Fox. Full Stop. Not even a difficult question.

I know I had a few celebrity women that I obsessed about in my youth,, but Megan Fox was never on that list.

1.) Christina Ricci during my middle school,, & high school years.

2.) Kwon Bo-ah (BoA) during the end of high school.

3.) Lesley-Ann Brandt,, & Cynthia Addai-Robinson. (Because of the Spartacus TV show.)

Very clear theme here post high school haha.

[Wes]

Originally posted by jbuckngham:

Well, I would like The Fabulous Moolah as a companion. Doubt I would have to do anything, just turn her loose on the mobs.

Unless she meets "sexual chocolate." 🍫 😎 https://youtu.be/-NBtOoUWO5M

Because didn't her partner in crime "Mae Young" lose to him,, so I doubt Moolah would stand a chance lol.

Originally posted by Jason:

Very clear theme here post high school haha.

I'm going to guess the theme is about 'simping' right??

[Drakken]

Drow, pink or purple eyes, white hairs, and follower of elistraee for a better ending in the relationship.

[KnemesisZero]

Imoen. Always Imoen.

[AdahnGorion]

Originally posted by Perfect Enemy:

Imoen. Always Imoen.:gk_heart:

She surely dazzled you with this comment..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VcLHYYhQtk

But I mean.. we all know she wants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLx08bpZpH4

[Ninjamestari]

Damn you people are beyond pathetic.

[Trap Queen 85]

Originally posted by Ninjamestari:

Damn you people are beyond pathetic.

Hey! What do you mean, you people?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPxs0Qh72kY&ab_channel=Movieclips

[AdahnGorion]

Originally posted by Ninjamestari:

Damn you people are beyond pathetic.

How so ?
I find that rather rude.

Also you cared enough to leave a comment here

[The Seraph of Tomorrow]

Originally posted by Darkie:

Originally posted by Ninjamestari:

Damn you people are beyond pathetic.

How so ?
I find that rather rude.

Also you cared enough to leave a comment here

Disgust in degenerate behaviors is a natural response. So while it's rude, it's not unusual.