The Cut Dark Urge Ending...

[barrybarrington90]

Was literally you wandering around "rutting" with all the different creatures and animals you can find.

Yet another hilarious Larian bestiality "joke", presumably.

https://www.thegamer.com/baldurs-gate-3-cut-content-dark-urge-bad-ending-datamine

[Revenant]

The linked article contradicts your description of it. You wind up as a captive breeding slave for gnolls -- not "wandering around rutting all the different creatures and animals you can find".

[barrybarrington90]

Originally posted by Revenant:

The linked article contradicts your description of it. You wind up as a captive breeding slave for gnolls -- not "wandering around rutting all the different creatures and animals you can find".

Read closer.

"Narrator: So you wander out alone to the rancid wastes, looking for the next creature who will accept your diseased embrace. What delights will you plumb next? Displacer beasts? Worgs? Carrion-crawlers? Thus you shall spend the rest of your days rutting, the lash of Father's disappointment the only thought in your rat's mind."

[Orion Invictus]

Per your article, it's an evil god doing this against your will and it's presented as horrific, so what's the problem, exactly?

[barrybarrington90]

Originally posted by Orion Invictus:

Per your article, it's an evil god doing this against your will and it's presented as horrific, so what's the problem, exactly?

Larian's proclivity for bestiality that just keeps popping up. But more to the point, this creates a problem for the people who were painting such scenes as jokes. This particular scene clearly contains no humour whatsoever.

[Orion Invictus]

Originally posted by barrybarrington90:

Originally posted by Orion Invictus:

Per your article, it's an evil god doing this against your will and it's presented as horrific, so what's the problem, exactly?

Larian's proclivity for bestiality that just keeps popping up. But more to the point, this creates a problem for the people who were painting such scenes as jokes. This particular scene clearly contains no humour whatsoever.

This scene isn't played for laughs like the other one is. Being raped (forced into sexual acts against your will) isn't funny.

[Sonic Titan]

Originally posted by barrybarrington90:

Originally posted by Orion Invictus:

Per your article, it's an evil god doing this against your will and it's presented as horrific, so what's the problem, exactly?

Larian's proclivity for bestiality that just keeps popping up. But more to the point, this creates a problem for the people who were painting such scenes as jokes. This particular scene clearly contains no humour whatsoever.

You can't tell the difference in context between this and the bear bit?

[barrybarrington90]

Originally posted by Orion Invictus:

Originally posted by barrybarrington90:

Larian's proclivity for bestiality that just keeps popping up. But more to the point, this creates a problem for the people who were painting such scenes as jokes. This particular scene clearly contains no humour whatsoever.

This scene isn't played for laughs like the other one is. Being raped (forced into sexual acts against your will) isn't funny.

I don't think any of it is funny. Bestiality, necrophilia, that sort-of rape scene (even that they later play it as a joke by having him control when you orgasm).

Said it before and I'll say it again, Larian crossed a lot of lines and humour was a pretty flimsy shield, particularly because none of it was funny.

[Pan Darius Cassandra]

Right, this was the ending for disappointing Bhaal as the most evil possible origin character, and the problem exactly is what?

On top of that, it was (unfortunately) scrapped.

Get over yourself, everyone else already has.

[Zsrai]

It's a bad ending, where the Dark Urge is reduced to the mental state of a slavering beast. It's not supposed to be a funny joke, dude. It's a bad thing. You seem to think it's a bad thing too. Where's the disconnect?

[Sonic Titan]

Originally posted by Pan Darius Loveless:

Get over yourself, everyone else already has.

Maybe they want someone to get ON them.

[Pan Darius Cassandra]

Some people just can't fathom that sometimes D&D deals in horror. Horror is horrific, by definition.

[barrybarrington90]

Originally posted by Pan Darius Loveless:

Right, this was the ending for disappointing Bhaal as the most evil possible origin character, and the problem exactly is what?

On top of that, it was (unfortunately) scrapped.

Get over yourself, everyone else already has.

Yet here you are, blathering away on my post. If you're over me, take a walk.

[barrybarrington90]

Originally posted by Zsrai:

It's a bad ending, where the Dark Urge is reduced to the mental state of a slavering beast. It's not supposed to be a funny joke, dude. It's a bad thing. You seem to think it's a bad thing too. Where's the disconnect?

The context to that is when anybody complains about the infamous bear sex scene, the degenerates say "it's just a joke scene".

I'm laughing at how they would have explained this one had it made into the final cut.

Face it lads, Larian just like bestiality.

[Zsrai]

Originally posted by barrybarrington90:

Originally posted by Zsrai:

It's a bad ending, where the Dark Urge is reduced to the mental state of a slavering beast. It's not supposed to be a funny joke, dude. It's a bad thing. You seem to think it's a bad thing too. Where's the disconnect?

The context to that is when anybody complains about the infamous bear sex scene, the degenerates say "it's just a joke scene".

I'm laughing at how they would have explained this one had it made into the final cut.

Face it lads, Larian just like bestiality.

Because the bear sex scene is a joke scene. The cut Dark Urge bad ending is not a joke scene. I don't really expect a tryhard troll to get it, but if you want to be a good troll you shouldn't show your hand so quickly.

[thufirhawat333]

Honestly, the only one obsessed with bestiality here seems to be you.