What would a Gith stand-up comedian be like?

[snowyonetwo]

Topic title. What would a gith stand-up comedian be like?

[Pan Darius Cassandra]

Ch'k.

[アンジェル]

Originally posted by snowyonetwo:

What would a Gith stand-up comedian be like?
Topic title. What would a gith stand-up comedian be like?

Standing with stoic expression once a week on stage with the line

K'chakhi. It's Wednesday.

[Thomas D.]

Sliceing through the stomachs of the audience after no one laughed and saying: "Oops, I did it again"

[Zeel Ara]

Their act would almost certain be dragon on for too long.

[Orion Invictus]

Dead.

[Levianne]

Originally posted by snowyonetwo:

What would a Gith stand-up comedian be like?
Topic title. What would a gith stand-up comedian be like?

What is it with people communicating like this?
Repeating the title within the text section itself. Like we're so dumb, or blind? We're unable to read the title in much larger font, that it has to be repeated where an actual describing text should be? That text could be something like:
"Hey guys, I've done some thinking and this is the question I've come up with", or a similar stuff.
But no, instead it has to be this:
Title: *repeats what's written in the title of the topic*.
Seriously people, what's wrong with you?

[Mander]

I'm torn between Jaffa's jokes:

-A Drow, a Githyanki and a Mindflayer meet each other in the Underdark. It is a tense moment. The hands of the Drow glow with faerzress magic. The armor of the child of gith shines in the dark...
The Mind Flayer... 's tentacles drip.
...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Or jabs at Mindflayers. Like:
- Why did the Mindflayer crossed the road?
- So that the red dragon could trample it.

[Geist]

Originally posted by Levianne:

Originally posted by snowyonetwo:

What would a Gith stand-up comedian be like?
Topic title. What would a gith stand-up comedian be like?

What is it with people communicating like this?
Repeating the title within the text section itself. Like we're so dumb, or blind? We're unable to read the title in much larger font, that it has to be repeated where an actual describing text should be? That text could be something like:
"Hey guys, I've done some thinking and this is the question I've come up with", or a similar stuff.
But no, instead it has to be this:
Title: *repeats what's written in the title of the topic*.
Seriously people, what's wrong with you?

Thats what a gith stand-up comedian be like

[marbeltoast]

Intimidation: "I was instructed that humour is derived, on this plane, from "breaking a leg." Bring forth your weakest!"

[Oonayah]

Githyanki humor would be the most cutting and mean-spirited roast jokes you've ever heard. You are not entirely confident they're even jokes but the githyanki are all certainly laughing.

[TyranntX]

Gith don't tell jokes, because they are often the punchline to one.

[snowyonetwo]

Originally posted by Mander:

I'm torn between Jaffa's jokes:

-A Drow, a Githyanki and a Mindflayer meet each other in the Underdark. It is a tense moment. The hands of the Drow glow with faerzress magic. The armor of the child of gith shines in the dark...
The Mind Flayer... 's tentacles drip.
...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Or jabs at Mindflayers. Like:
- Why did the Mindflayer crossed the road?
- So that the red dragon could trample it.

Those poor Anubis soldiers...

[Thomas D.]

Ah I didnt understand it but "Anubis soldiers", I guess I know where it is comeing from 🤣 (didnt understand the original one, too)

But yeah 100% like this.

[Mander]

Originally posted by snowyonetwo:

Originally posted by Mander:

I'm torn between Jaffa's jokes:

-A Drow, a Githyanki and a Mindflayer meet each other in the Underdark. It is a tense moment. The hands of the Drow glow with faerzress magic. The armor of the child of gith shines in the dark...
The Mind Flayer... 's tentacles drip.
...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Or jabs at Mindflayers. Like:
- Why did the Mindflayer crossed the road?
- So that the red dragon could trample it.

Those poor Anubis soldiers...

Setesh's guards my Jaffa brother...
The butt of Jaffas' jokes are Setesh's guards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbqtF91IE1k&ab_channel=Syberactive

[hamilcar602]

"I once bought used paint. It came in the shape of an astral pocket dimension."

Githyanki Steven Wright
sort of