Petition to add boob physics to BG3.

[Ellie]

Everyone thinks it, but nobody is brave enough to say it.

BG3 takes an L on the missing boob physics. It's 2024, the Skyrim modding scene has beautiful jiggle, but when the clothes come off in BG3, the tiddies are like cement.

Larian, you've done a wonderful job adding sexuality to BG, the animations are superb, the dialogue is enticing, but why, why is there no jiggle, no bounce?

It's time to drop everything, yeet the backlog of upcoming fixes, and focus on something that really improves the experience.

Thank you for reading my manifesto.

[Quuhod]

Publicado originalmente por Lizzy:

Everyone thinks it...

Not everyone.

[Callirgos]

I will pay DLC for this. But I think the tech exists if we apply Ball Jiggle as it is currently implemented.

... Sorry, I saw it. And I know.

[Boombastic]

Apart from the fact that adding sexuality to RPG games (vanillawise and through mods) being a great thing to fire up ppls fantasies because as we all know "sex sells" :-) but honestly, how many ppl play their rounds being completely naked and with naked companions and without the buffs from cloths and armor? Apart from using mods like BG3 Sex Framework to shag their companions once in a wihle :-)

I know I know... I will regret having asked it

[DrZann]

Nothing more important than jiggly Bra Stuffers.

[DrZann]

Publicado originalmente por Pyromania™:

Publicado originalmente por Mojo:

Male junk wiggles in game, someone asks to have same for females and they are told to touch grass, may have that a lil backwards there? :)

we didn't need dong physics any more than we need boob physics

Speak for yourself. I've never needed anything more.

[Imperator]

This game already has jiggle physics for male parts. So it should for female parts too.
Double standards are bad, don't discriminate between perverts.

A breast slider for females and an abs slider for males would be good too, imagine if you want to play a non-buff male wizard for example.

[Boombastic]

Publicado originalmente por Imperator:

....don't discriminate between perverts.....

hahaha! Thank you for the laugh. You made my day! :-)

You're right, I didn't think from that prespective ;-)

[Ольга Крематорий]

They added penis physics, but not boob. It's kinda sexist

[DrZann]

Publicado originalmente por Thunder Buddy:

This is the most perverted community I have ever encountered in a video game.

You should check out the discord. Puts this place to shame.

[blaz]

No. Next proposition.

[Orion Invictus]

At this point I'd support a petition to ban anyone who makes this thread.

[DrZann]

So where is this petition? I'm ready to sign and write my congressman!

[Choccy]

Thank you Lizzy for keeping up the fight!

I support jiggle physics for women and you should too! #jiggle_dem_tatas_too

[Ellie]

Publicado originalmente por Callirgos:

I will pay DLC for this.

I hope Larian realises the huge market for booba physics, and related romance improvements for the game.

Maybe BG3 can beat Skyrim as the greatest dating sim.

[Boombastic]

You "guys" are hilarious! Thank you for making me laugh so much on my free day :-)