Petition to add boob physics to BG3.

[Ellie]

Everyone thinks it, but nobody is brave enough to say it.

BG3 takes an L on the missing boob physics. It's 2024, the Skyrim modding scene has beautiful jiggle, but when the clothes come off in BG3, the tiddies are like cement.

Larian, you've done a wonderful job adding sexuality to BG, the animations are superb, the dialogue is enticing, but why, why is there no jiggle, no bounce?

It's time to drop everything, yeet the backlog of upcoming fixes, and focus on something that really improves the experience.

Thank you for reading my manifesto.

[Clockwork]

Get a life.

[Pyromaiden]

the single biggest obstacle to socially acceptable nudity isn't modesty but perversion

go outside; touch grass

[Ellie]

Originally posted by Pyromania™:

the single biggest obstacle to socially acceptable nudity isn't modesty but perversion
go outside; touch grass

What's perverse about appreciating a little jiggle? It's just a matter of realism.

[seeker1]

For it is said there are many current problems in mathematical physics. Calculating nonlinear dynamics in a fluid medium. Understanding what is happening at the quantum level.

But nay, there has been no harder problem in physics, than the key problem of boob physics. Indeed, all the physicists in the Big Bang Theory have been focused on it for years, and still have not come to an answer.

Larian, please solve this hardest problem in physics, and do it now! (LOL)

For it is said, he who has mastered boob physics, that person has mastered the universe.

[Metallicus]

Originally posted by Lizzy:

Originally posted by Pyromania™:

the single biggest obstacle to socially acceptable nudity isn't modesty but perversion
go outside; touch grass

What's perverse about appreciating a little jiggle? It's just a matter of realism.

I agree. If they can give a penis jiggle physics why can’t they do the same for breasts?

[Mojo]

Male junk wiggles in game, someone asks to have same for females and they are told to touch grass, may have that a lil backwards there? :)

[Ryzilynt]

I think you might be more interested in something like ...

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1556190/My_Married_Cousins_Need_for_Seed?snr=1_7_15__13

[Ellie]

Originally posted by Metallicus:

Originally posted by Lizzy:

What's perverse about appreciating a little jiggle? It's just a matter of realism.

I agree. If they can give a penis jiggle physics why can’t they do the same for breasts?

That's exactly true.

[Pyromaiden]

Originally posted by Mojo:

Male junk wiggles in game, someone asks to have same for females and they are told to touch grass, may have that a lil backwards there? :)

we didn't need dong physics any more than we need boob physics

[Clockwork]

Originally posted by Lizzy:

Originally posted by Pyromania™:

the single biggest obstacle to socially acceptable nudity isn't modesty but perversion
go outside; touch grass

What's perverse about appreciating a little jiggle? It's just a matter of realism.

I don't want them doing anything besides qol improvements and bug fixes. No, boobs aren't qol in this instance.

[Ellie]

Originally posted by Clockwork:

boobs aren't qol

o_o wut

they are peak qol

[Mojo]

Originally posted by Clockwork:

Originally posted by Lizzy:

What's perverse about appreciating a little jiggle? It's just a matter of realism.

I don't want them doing anything besides qol improvements and bug fixes. No, boobs aren't qol in this instance.

So them adding the Male jiggle was a QOL improvement?

XD

[Pyromaiden]

Originally posted by Ryzilynt:

I think you might be more interested in something like ...

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1556190/My_Married_Cousins_Need_for_Seed?snr=1_7_15__13

i didn't need to know this existed thx

[Ellie]

Originally posted by Ryzilynt:

I think you might be more interested in something like ...

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1556190/My_Married_Cousins_Need_for_Seed?snr=1_7_15__13

That does look like a game of culture and I did do some research on it just now, but I'm afraid to report that this has no boob physics either.

[Ellie]

Male bodies having jiggle and female bodies not reflects a very selective level of developer attention.

The implication is that presenting female bodies as they behave naturally is somehow bad, while male bodies are accepted.

Truly, at this point it's a matter of equality to add boob physics as soon as possible.