Bear Sex

[LemillionGhosts]

I think the bear model uses an unrealistic bear body type and may cause real bears to be depressed. Can we have a real bear scanned in to be more realistic and help bears feel proud of their more realistic and natural shapes?

I mean it's 2024 can we not Berenshame bears please.

[zero]

they went to every gay bar possible to check on all the bears to design halsin, dont worry

[LemillionGhosts]

Originally posted by zero:

they went to every gay bar possible to check on all the bears to design halsin, dont worry

Thanks that really helps me feel a bit better about this. XD

[Metadigital]

What body type would you choose if you could polymoprh yourself into an animal and then have sex?

[LemillionGhosts]

Lovander type maybe, from Palworld.

That actually would be funny as h*ll if it was an option in BG3, lolz.

[Quillithe]

They just learned from all the unrealistic expectations YouTube pushes on bears today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn3ZK00EmiI

[Gaius]

Originally posted by LemillionGhosts:

I think the bear model uses an unrealistic bear body type and may cause real bears to be depressed. Can we have a real bear scanned in to be more realistic and help bears feel proud of their more realistic and natural shapes?

I mean it's 2024 can we not Berenshame bears please.

So you are saying Pandas, AKA asian bears, don't have a realistic body, even when motion captured?

Shame on you, imperialist.

[LemillionGhosts]

Originally posted by Gaius:

Originally posted by LemillionGhosts:

I think the bear model uses an unrealistic bear body type and may cause real bears to be depressed. Can we have a real bear scanned in to be more realistic and help bears feel proud of their more realistic and natural shapes?

I mean it's 2024 can we not Berenshame bears please.

So you are saying Pandas, AKA asian bears, don't have a realistic body, even when motion captured?

Shame on you, imperialist.

Hoisted on my own picard. - Star trek version of the quote

BTW Picard used that line from Moby ♥♥♥♥ as a quote in one of the episodes. Thus the unfunny nerd joke I just created.

Cringe before me!!!!

[dulany67]

Originally posted by Quillithe:

They just learned from all the unrealistic expectations YouTube pushes on bears today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn3ZK00EmiI

Absolute UNIT! He could take me anytime.

Mostly because I couldn't do anything about it.

[ShadowDark3]

Can't we just have hot bears? I don't care about these woke ugly bears, gimme mah 'scapism.

/s

[Bray of Cats]

Originally posted by ShadowDark3:

Can't we just have hot bears? I don't care about these woke ugly bears, gimme mah 'scapism.

These bearists are trying to undermine the west and the nuclear bear family!!

[DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP]

Lathander and the Oak father blessed that cutscene

[RhiTheWitch]

Its not a real bear, its just a druid. Hope this helps!

[LemillionGhosts]

Not a real bear? NOT A REAL BEAR????!??!?!? HOLD ME BACK SOMEONE!!!!!

XD

[KingOfFriedChicken]

Yeah they should mocap a real bear honestly!

[Babbles]

Something about computer game development that seems to attract Bearphiles ...

Take DA:I - Encounter more than 1 bear and its a party wipe, they are stronger than a Rage Demon.

Pathfinder: Kingmaker - you don't have widescreen to see the beautiful game, you have wide screen to see the enemy bear names "Greater Ravenous Purple Dweomer Owlbear".

Pretty sure more people are killed yearly by falling Television sets than bears, yet no game dev has packs of "Sony 55" Killervision LCDs" in their game.