The ULTIMATE Astarion Build: Monk Ascendant

[DexgamingX]

Class Build:

Monk 7: Way of the open hand subclass for main source of damage and must-have passives, take Tavern Brawler feat at 4

Rogue 4: Thief subclass for extra bonus action and ASI feat for +2 STR

Barbarian 1: For unarmored defense based on CON, which gives +6 AC

Stats:

Base: STR 17, DEX 16, CON 8, INT 8, WIS 13, CHA 12

Improved: STR 24, DEX 18, CON 23, INT 8, WIS 13, CHA 12

Items:

Helmet: Horns of the Berserker (+2 to attack rolls, +2 Necrotic damage per unarmed attack)

Cloak: Cloak of Protection (+1 AC)

Chest: The Graceful Cloth (+2 DEX)

Gloves: Gloves of Soul Catching (1-10 Force damage per unarmed attack and heals 10 HP once a turn)

Boots: Bonespike Boots (+1 AC and saving throws, increases jump range, and gives Brutal Leap)

Amulet: Amulet of Greater Health (CON 23)

Ring 1: Crusher's Ring (+3m movement)

Ring 2: Ring of Free Action (bunch of utility)

Other key buffs:

Auntie Ethel's boon: +1 STR

Bite Araj Oblodra: +2 STR

Vampire ascendant: 1-10 Necrotic damage per unarmed attack

Mirror of loss +2 STR

Without anything, you land 4 attacks per turn. Haste and Ki points crank that up to 8 attacks per turn. Each one hits like a truck too. Roughly 280 avg damage per turn. Consistently. You're welcome.

[IRMcG]

Oh look, it's this week's version of this same tired old clown farming attempt. Rejoice :P

[Lord Farquad]

I vividly remember seeing this exact post the other day, with 0 comments.

[Orion Invictus]

I agree, the game isn't popular enough.

[harken23]

I dunno, going by the working definition of "woke" (popular, ground breaking, and enjoyable), it seems pretty woke. I guess it could always be MORE of those things, But sadly, there are a lot of people who say that the "popular, ground breaking, and enjoyable" parts are being "rammed down their throats", so they had to tone down the woke parts, so the snowflakes will buy it, too.

Maybe there will be a mod that makes it more popular, ground breaking, and enjoyable, but I haven't seen it yet.

[melianos]

Does clown farming bring any perks on steam ?

[Kappa]

Time to spread dribbles pieces once again.

[DexgamingX]

Originally posted by melianos:

Does clown farming bring any perks on steam ?

Yeah, it's a bit of an idiot strategy but you can buy badges with steam points that you get from the awards, with those badges you level up and that increases your booster card pack drop rate, which can be sold for credit to buy games with.

[Maj. Grumpy]

OK, loser.

[AokiYakumo]

It's Finally Here!

[Koala 4peace]

Originally posted by Dexgaming:

Originally posted by melianos:

Does clown farming bring any perks on steam ?

Yeah, it's a bit of an idiot strategy but you can buy badges with steam points that you get from the awards, with those badges you level up and that increases your booster card pack drop rate, which can be sold for credit to buy games with.

Yay, Valve totally not promoting toxicity in their forums...

[Quillithe]

Originally posted by IRMcG:

Oh look, it's this week's version of this same tired old clown farming attempt. Rejoice :P

Who wants to bet someone shows up and tries arguing about it anyway?

[AokiYakumo]

Originally posted by Quillithe:

Originally posted by IRMcG:

Oh look, it's this week's version of this same tired old clown farming attempt. Rejoice :P

Who wants to bet someone shows up and tries arguing about it anyway?

Or, better yet, we can start talking about cat memes and dog teams to purposefully provoke the mods into locking the thread, thus blocking any scam-farming OP admitted to trying to do.

[DexgamingX]

Originally posted by AokiYakumo:

Originally posted by Quillithe:

Who wants to bet someone shows up and tries arguing about it anyway?

Or, better yet, we can start talking about cat memes and dog teams to purposefully provoke the mods into locking the thread, thus blocking any scam-farming OP admitted to trying to do.

So which is better, grumpy cat or nyan cat?

[AokiYakumo]

Originally posted by Dexgaming:

Originally posted by AokiYakumo:

Or, better yet, we can start talking about cat memes and dog teams to purposefully provoke the mods into locking the thread, thus blocking any scam-farming OP admitted to trying to do.

So which is better, grumpy cat or nyan cat?

p*ssycat.

Also,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlLv-TE0Krw&pp=ygURc3RvbGFzIGdldCBmdWNrZWQ%3D

[DexgamingX]

Originally posted by AokiYakumo:

Originally posted by Dexgaming:

So which is better, grumpy cat or nyan cat?

p*ssycat.

Also,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlLv-TE0Krw&pp=ygURc3RvbGFzIGdldCBmdWNrZWQ%3D

I haven't heard of that cat :(((