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plasticsoda May 4, 2024 @ 4:28pm
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Gay Bear Sex Simulator
I am autistic and I have been playing Baldur's Gate 3 everyday for the past 9 months. I have grown to hate Halsin more than anything in this game.

The game leads you to believe he will play an important part in Act 2 but he is ultimately useless and the only reason I do not kill him upon first meeting him is because he is a convenient target for Orin's kidnapping schemes later on.

What a waste of coding lines. He is writen as if the devs were following a market research done by middle-aged women who only consume walmart erotic novels, there is not a single shred of complexity on his character and the few interesting things that manage to shine through his 'gay bear daddy' charactirezation were left-overs from the previous discarded story.

Shameful.
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Quillithe May 4, 2024 @ 4:30pm 
Originally posted by plasticsoda:
He is writen as if the devs were following a market research done by middle-aged women who only consume walmart erotic novels
If that's true why is he not Scottish, Amish, a cowboy, or a fireman?
Last edited by Quillithe; May 4, 2024 @ 4:31pm
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plasticsoda May 4, 2024 @ 4:34pm 
Originally posted by Quillithe:
Originally posted by plasticsoda:
He is writen as if the devs were following a market research done by middle-aged women who only consume walmart erotic novels
If that's true why is he not Scottish, Amish, a cowboy, or a fireman?
He is worse than a Scot. He is, dare I say, an elf
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thawking May 4, 2024 @ 4:36pm 
oh do be quiet

this ♥♥♥♥ was played out at least a year ago
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alanc9 May 4, 2024 @ 4:41pm 
Excellent clickbait title, but the text is a bit mid. You should either go full rant or well-reasoned, rather than somewhere in the middle.
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von Langen May 4, 2024 @ 4:44pm 
Another unfortunate troll.

Check out his review of the game:
Originally posted by plasticsoda:
NO MICROTRANSACTIONS

I prefer when games have microtransactions
Pathetic clown.
Last edited by von Langen; May 4, 2024 @ 4:47pm
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plasticsoda May 4, 2024 @ 4:47pm 
Originally posted by alanc9:
Excellent clickbait title, but the text is a bit mid. You should either go full rant or well-reasoned, rather than somewhere in the middle.
I'm not trolling I'm expressing my true and honest feelings. Stop being ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ schizoes thinking everyone is out to get you, the momemtum has passed, If I wanted to farm points I'd be at the Helldivers community
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Mike Garrison May 4, 2024 @ 5:32pm 
Originally posted by plasticsoda:
I am autistic and I have been playing Baldur's Gate 3 everyday for the past 9 months. I have grown to hate Halsin more than anything in this game.

The game leads you to believe he will play an important part in Act 2 but he is ultimately useless and the only reason I do not kill him upon first meeting him is because he is a convenient target for Orin's kidnapping schemes later on.

What a waste of coding lines. He is writen as if the devs were following a market research done by middle-aged women who only consume walmart erotic novels, there is not a single shred of complexity on his character and the few interesting things that manage to shine through his 'gay bear daddy' charactirezation were left-overs from the previous discarded story.

Shameful.
Shouldn't BG3 players who are also "middle-aged women who only consume walmart erotic novels" get a little fan service too?
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kingonads May 4, 2024 @ 5:35pm 
Originally posted by plasticsoda:
I am autistic and I have been playing Baldur's Gate 3 everyday for the past 9 months. I have grown to hate Halsin more than anything in this game.

The game leads you to believe he will play an important part in Act 2 but he is ultimately useless and the only reason I do not kill him upon first meeting him is because he is a convenient target for Orin's kidnapping schemes later on.

What a waste of coding lines. He is writen as if the devs were following a market research done by middle-aged women who only consume walmart erotic novels, there is not a single shred of complexity on his character and the few interesting things that manage to shine through his 'gay bear daddy' charactirezation were left-overs from the previous discarded story.

Shameful.

Hmm looks like another troll post by a troll account.
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alanc9 May 4, 2024 @ 6:57pm 
Originally posted by plasticsoda:
Originally posted by alanc9:
Excellent clickbait title, but the text is a bit mid. You should either go full rant or well-reasoned, rather than somewhere in the middle.
I'm not trolling I'm expressing my true and honest feelings. Stop being ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ schizoes thinking everyone is out to get you, the momemtum has passed, If I wanted to farm points I'd be at the Helldivers community

Sorry for implying that you were trolling. I didn't think the post worked, but I didn't think it was insincere.
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DeMasked May 4, 2024 @ 7:00pm 
Pretty sure you need Halsin in order to cure the land from it's curse.

Gay Bear Sex Simulator still destroyed Spider Sex Slinger and Space Skyrim.
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Moonlight Knight May 4, 2024 @ 7:11pm 
Originally posted by DeMasked:
Pretty sure you need Halsin in order to cure the land from it's curse.

Gay Bear Sex Simulator still destroyed Spider Sex Slinger and Space Skyrim.
... Spider sex slinger?
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DeMasked May 4, 2024 @ 7:13pm 
Originally posted by Moonlight Knight:
Originally posted by DeMasked:
Pretty sure you need Halsin in order to cure the land from it's curse.

Gay Bear Sex Simulator still destroyed Spider Sex Slinger and Space Skyrim.
... Spider sex slinger?

Spiderman obviously. Guy in spandex slinging around with web? At least Space Skyrim is obvious...

edit: I mean sure it could be taken in a different way lol.
Last edited by DeMasked; May 4, 2024 @ 7:14pm
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Moonlight Knight May 4, 2024 @ 7:15pm 
Originally posted by DeMasked:
Originally posted by Moonlight Knight:
... Spider sex slinger?

Spiderman obviously. Guy in spandex slinging around with web? At least Space Skyrim is obvious...

edit: I mean sure it could be taken in a different way lol.
Ah, fair. Yeah, I was just lost and thinking I'd missed some underdark-related release or something.

To be fair I think calling it Space Skyrim is honestly kind of an insult to Skyrim. Skyrim at least has interesting locales and exploration, even if it was already showing signs of the simplifcation that led to Space Skyrim.
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DeMasked May 4, 2024 @ 7:17pm 
Originally posted by Moonlight Knight:
Originally posted by DeMasked:

Spiderman obviously. Guy in spandex slinging around with web? At least Space Skyrim is obvious...

edit: I mean sure it could be taken in a different way lol.
Ah, fair. Yeah, I was just lost and thinking I'd missed some underdark-related release or something.

To be fair I think calling it Space Skyrim is honestly kind of an insult to Skyrim. Skyrim at least has interesting locales and exploration, even if it was already showing signs of the simplifcation that led to Space Skyrim.

Sure. Skyrim has more variety but still the same expectation of Bethesda releasing a janky game for modders to pretty much fix.
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Moonlight Knight May 4, 2024 @ 7:19pm 
Originally posted by DeMasked:
Originally posted by Moonlight Knight:
Ah, fair. Yeah, I was just lost and thinking I'd missed some underdark-related release or something.

To be fair I think calling it Space Skyrim is honestly kind of an insult to Skyrim. Skyrim at least has interesting locales and exploration, even if it was already showing signs of the simplifcation that led to Space Skyrim.

Sure. Skyrim has more variety but still the same expectation of Bethesda releasing a janky game for modders to pretty much fix.
Fair.
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