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[tvballen]

DnD never had all this sex. Are the developers freaks? the game should be able to stand on its own. Remove all of it please.

[zero]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dungeons_%26_Dragons_controversies

your several decades late to the punch

[Moonlight Knight]

This game really doesn't have anymore sex than a modern movie with a romance sideplot, at least in any single playthrough. By percentage, it has less sex than that.

[Sentient_Toaster]

https://comicbook.com/gaming/news/dungeons-and-dragons-orgies-rules/

[zero]

Originally posted by Moonlight Knight:

This game really doesn't have anymore sex than a modern movie with a romance sideplot, at least in any single playthrough. By percentage, it has less sex than that.

sums it up, there is about 2 hours of romance across all romancable characters, and that is specifically romance, the sex scenes are an even smaller portion of that, 5-10 minutes total to be liberal about it, or 2 minutes per character, give or take.

2 minutes of a 60ish hour game is: .0005%? give or take? or did i ♥♥♥♥ up the number of 0's

such a high number /s

[causality]

Private profile troll #2038123 fishing for clown awards. Will fade into obscurity and no one will remember them or what they wrote.

[Lord Adorable]

Originally posted by tvballen:

DnD never had all this sex. Are the developers freaks? the game should be able to stand on its own. Remove all of it please.

It did though, and WAY more of it than this game portrays. This game is purtitanical in comparison.

[[TG] zac]

D&D has always had a lot of sex jokes & innuendo in it.
Heck anyone else remember the "blue book" of spells that a few of the devs released for 3.5 ?

Bigby's Pimp hand is still in use at the table's I go to regardless if they are 3.5, 5e or pathfinder 1-2e
(that spell along with a number of others from that book are just hilarious, especially when they backfire)

[Therin Skarn]

D&d/AD&D has and always been for mature audiences it has never been meant for anyone under the age of 17 even the movies have some type of sexual innuendos in them...... my favorite saying is if you don't like it don't F****** play it

[Dewit]

OP has never played Dnd in his life to make false claims like this

[War Maiden]

Originally posted by tvballen:

DnD never had all this sex. Are the developers freaks? the game should be able to stand on its own. Remove all of it please.

DnD had/has plenty of sex. If it didn't there would be no progress in their lives or continuing on. Just because certain circles didn't play DnD like a roleplay (which it should be as you are your character) doesn't mean others didn't/haven't. I certainly did, and still do.

Originally posted by causality:

Private profile troll #2038123 fishing for clown awards. Will fade into obscurity and no one will remember them or what they wrote. :cuphead:

Having a Private profile does not make one a troll, it simply makes one care more about their overall gaming profile privacy, thus allowing their friends to view their profile, games, and post on their personal profile thread.

[Clockwork]

Originally posted by tvballen:

DnD never had all this sex. Are the developers freaks? the game should be able to stand on its own. Remove all of it please.

It is a little over the top, I'll give you that.

[ShadowDark3]

D&D has always had exactly as much sex as its players wanted. And the games have been using sex to sell since at least the 80's and 90's.

[larhtas]

Originally posted by tvballen:

DnD never had all this sex. Are the developers freaks? the game should be able to stand on its own. Remove all of it please.

This intense focus on the sex in the game is really weird OP.
If you sum all the "sex scenes" (which are basically fade to black so... not that pervert right) by trying to have sex with every characters in your party you will have something like 40 minutes maximum of sex (Edit: actually it's even less, like @zero point it out, but hey let's be generous). To do that you need, with your character to do all the chapters (1 to 3) which will take you around 100h and more.
So there is 0.5% of sex in a run "if" you try to bang everything you can...

If you project it into a porn movie, let say a 1h porn movie, it's exactly like if that porn movie had 40 seconds of sex scenes (in total).

Now when was the last time you saw a porn movie with 40 seconds of sex scene?
You need to let it go and get real seriously. And also all this 40 minutes (which will be more like 10 in a normal run) is completely optional...

The real thing here OP is maybe that you aren't mature enough to see those scenes? If that is the case don't engage with mature games or, you know as it is optional, just don't click on the buttons to get there.

[=M$= Oroberus]

Imagine what kind of incel you got to be to call sex in general pervert xD

Now jesters for you, put a little effort in your trolling :)

[Toaster Maximus]

All the art work from the 80s and 90s not the least bit sexual....sure...dnd has always had tons of sexual things to it from the art, to some monsters and even some races.