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Then why are you here essentially complaining that the female characters aren't fappable enough for you?
You keep stamping your feet about it not being "real", but when someone explains that things should still be consistent within the gameworld, you don't seem to have much to say. There are specific reasons why Karloch looks the way she does, explained in her backstory...it wouldn't make any sense for her to be all perfect and pretty after all the stuff she's gone through.
As long as he keeps his shirt on. When that comes off you get to see whats been done to him...and also, considering what his master used him for (seducing people to bring back to his master) of course he looks like he could fit on a fashion magazines cover. You think Cazador is dumb enough to torture his slaves in ways that would show? Get a grip.
Saying that such things aren't good reasons for them to look like they do, just because its a game and not real, is absurd to the Nth degree. That's basically an argument that nothing in the game needs to be consistent or make any kind of sense within the internal setting or structure of the story....in which case the Elder Brain should just as well be a giant rubber duck, The Dark Urge should be obsessed with ice cream and Mind Flayers should look like packs of chedder. I mean, its just a game right? Screw whether or not it makes sense or fits the character or whatever. The girls need to make you feel funny in your no-no place when you look at them otherwise they're "ugly". Because they exist only to be pretty for you, right?
Now that might be a bit of a Reductio Ad Absurdem...but that's how you are coming across and that's why you're getting so much pushback. You're acting like you haven't left your moms basement in a looong time and have never had a conversation with a real woman that didn't involve what you want for dinner.
So he needs to turn Jaheira from a GILF to a MILF or something? I mean, I'm reacting to this knowing you don't have the answers, that it's just him... but seriously, what is he thinkin'?
Her face isn't scarred...
What? On what planet does Shadowheart have a manly jaw?
Okay, her chin doesn't come to a point like she's an anime character or some crap, but "manly"?
And not human.
I mean, I know you're not him, but...what was he expecting?
Also, I mean, if we really think about it, the main thing about githyanki is that nose. If Lae'zel had a more human nose, I bet she'd be quite attractive. Actually, she'd kind of remind me of one of my exes; if she were a gith, she'd kinda look like Lae'zel. And she was absolutely not unattractive, physically. (It was her being an addict that broke us up.)
Yeah, and the fact that he needs to come and stay here to defend his objectification of women smacks of a guilty conscience and an attempt to whitewash the cringe.
So he judges women by our faces and men by their bodies.
What a strange way to look at life.
It's a little bit 90s emo for my taste, but I love the long ponytail.
Huh.
Well, to each their own, I guess.
Karlach **swoon**
Not a ginger, but omg. I have such a crush on that tiefling!
Karlach is a ginger in my current play:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3274199834
mods let you fix things like that.
"Fix"...? Karlach didn't need fixing!
I like her just as she is.
Now that is totally a cursed mod. The wood chipper would be an improvement.
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198030792836/screenshot/2448350499362164047/
https://playground.com/search?q=gorgeous+female+paladin
The jawline on most of these is too much for certain users ITT.