Baldur's Gate 3

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Why no Dragussy?
Srsly, why? :steamsad:
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Orion Invictus Mar 5, 2024 @ 6:09am 
Because while the game lets you be an ass, it doesn't let you play as a donkey.
EricHVela Mar 5, 2024 @ 6:11am 
I suppose you haven't made it to Wrym's Crossing and listened to some of the conversations.

(I had to look up that world. I regret it, but it's there now, and there's no going back.)
Wokelander Mar 5, 2024 @ 6:13am 
I blame the level cap
Bray of Cats Mar 5, 2024 @ 6:30am 
I agree OP. I try to live by NIV Ezekiel 23:20 everyday. I wish they had more of my beliefs in this game.
Not even gonna ask.
seeker1 Mar 5, 2024 @ 6:34am 
Yeah. Had to google that. Though obviously I suspected what it meant.

Ummm, your female dragonborn can have a vulva. What she does with it is her business.

If you are looking for female dragonborn to romance ... sorry. Only a mod might make that possible, and I don't know of any.
Scheneighnay Mar 5, 2024 @ 6:35am 
Because vlaakith is evil and decreed it
Maraxus Mar 5, 2024 @ 6:39am 
I mean, Ansur is laying right there.
Occasum_Solis Mar 5, 2024 @ 7:19am 
Originally posted by seeker1:
Yeah. Had to google that. Though obviously I suspected what it meant.

Ummm, your female dragonborn can have a vulva. What she does with it is her business.

If you are looking for female dragonborn to romance ... sorry. Only a mod might make that possible, and I don't know of any.

So ppl can have bear sex but we get dragussy denied - this is outragous, this is unfair!
seeker1 Mar 5, 2024 @ 7:22am 
Originally posted by Maraxus:
I mean, Ansur is laying right there.

Weeeeeellllll .... he's a little bit undead, and appears to be a male dragon.:steamhappy:

That said, we don't know the gender of the red dragon you face in the endgame, but even if it WERE female, it's sorta trying to incinerate you, making intimacy ... difficult. :steamhappy:
Bray of Cats Mar 5, 2024 @ 7:28am 
Originally posted by seeker1:
Originally posted by Maraxus:
I mean, Ansur is laying right there.

Weeeeeellllll .... he's a little bit undead, and appears to be a male dragon.:steamhappy:

That said, we don't know the gender of the red dragon you face in the endgame, but even if it WERE female, it's sorta trying to incinerate you, making intimacy ... difficult. :steamhappy:
We need to consider vulva and the rest of the vagina decay rate....
Maraxus Mar 5, 2024 @ 7:35am 
Originally posted by seeker1:
Originally posted by Maraxus:
I mean, Ansur is laying right there.

Weeeeeellllll .... he's a little bit undead, and appears to be a male dragon.:steamhappy:

That said, we don't know the gender of the red dragon you face in the endgame, but even if it WERE female, it's sorta trying to incinerate you, making intimacy ... difficult. :steamhappy:

But you can't say you can't bone him? (see what i did there.. dad joke.. eheheee)(i am not even a dad, unless you count cats... smh)
Last edited by Maraxus; Mar 5, 2024 @ 7:38am
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Date Posted: Mar 5, 2024 @ 6:07am
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