Baldur's Gate 3

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Riitoken Jan 2, 2024 @ 6:15am
[PHYSICS-PORN] What is it?
Physics-Porn is:

"Any form of modern entertainment where a physically diminutive female is winning combat against males 2x - 3x her size."

Probably the first best recent example would be the film: "Kick Ass."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEW0LmB3sfM

The actress is adorable and the fight scenes were super-hero funny. This film is also a perfect example of modern D&D which has become a PERSONALITY-SIMULATOR - not a physics simulator.

Cheering for the underdog has always been a feature of good entertainment. A small female serves that idea well.

Rebel Moon is a very recent example. I counted 35 physics violations in the final fight scene.

And BG3 is, without a doubt, physics-porn everywhere. I can't blame females for liking physics-porn. It is fantasy.

It is what it is.
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Riitoken Jan 2, 2024 @ 6:28am 
FYI This OP constitutes the first use of the phrase "PHYSICS-PORN" on the internet.

I'll let this claim just sit here unfalsified.

You've been coined.
Necrosian Jan 2, 2024 @ 6:32am 
Op is a troll, just give me the clowns.

from : https://steamcommunity.com/app/1086940/discussions/0/4034727291136307039/?tscn=1703507006

Originally posted by Riitoken:
It impacts immersion for those of us who care about actual physics - men typically do care because nature kisses us with superior size and weight and STR.

A personality simulator favors the females and weaker males. It makes sense that this demographic would find value in shunning real world physics (which does not kiss them). It makes sense that this group would favor the mechanics of personality.

Originally posted by Riitoken:
Yep, magic can do pretty much anything. You're actually helping me make my point.

Because if it were up to me, all females would require some kind of magical reason as to why their STR can be equal or greater than the males. Same for height and weight.

Again, none of this matters if we accept that modern 5E is a personality simulator - physics be damned. We ignore DNA and biological reality.
Aerohank Jan 2, 2024 @ 6:32am 
Any action movie featuring men is doing the exact same thing.
Josey Jan 2, 2024 @ 6:32am 
What is the point of this post-

This is a videogame- fantasy- D&D XD Oh my god
Riitoken Jan 2, 2024 @ 6:34am 
Originally posted by Aerohank:
Any action movie featuring men is doing the exact same thing.
"Any" ... are you serious?
Riitoken Jan 2, 2024 @ 6:35am 
Originally posted by Josy:
What is the point of this post-

This is a videogame- fantasy- D&D XD Oh my god
Yep, D&D opened the door to all forms of physics-porn with 2E.
People like to immerse themselves in fantasy such as DnD and otherworlds as to temporarily depart from the brutish and an evergrim reality of our physical world. You are just another virus.
Sistalis Jan 2, 2024 @ 6:36am 
Dang... This post is really ruining midget fighting for me.... I'm just someone watching physic porn ..
guard65 Jan 2, 2024 @ 6:37am 
Oh you coined a phrase. Lame and arrogant to think your thought it or said it first. Makes no difference, climb off your mole hill...

You claim to create physics also?
Popsicles Jan 2, 2024 @ 6:37am 
You really hate woman don't you? How many threads you going to start with this type of flame-bait?
Riitoken Jan 2, 2024 @ 6:39am 
Originally posted by guard65:
Oh you coined a phrase. Lame and arrogant to think your thought it or said it first. Makes no difference, climb off your mole hill...

You claim to create physics also?
I made a falsifiable claim.

You've been coined.
Aerohank Jan 2, 2024 @ 6:40am 
Originally posted by Riitoken:
Originally posted by Aerohank:
Any action movie featuring men is doing the exact same thing.
"Any" ... are you serious?

Yes. But you probably don't even realize it because hollywood has been indoctrinating you for decades thinking that it's totally possible (and even normal) for men to get kicked in the face multiple times and get back up. Only now that there are a hand full of movies where women are fighting do you suddenly feel the need to make up words for it.
Riitoken Jan 2, 2024 @ 6:41am 
Originally posted by Popsicles:
You really hate woman don't you? How many threads you going to start with this type of flame-bait?

No, I really like them, a lot, but not if they behave like men.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3126757139

Ask me if I enjoy the Githyanki chick ordering me around?
Riitoken Jan 2, 2024 @ 6:43am 
Originally posted by Aerohank:
Originally posted by Riitoken:
"Any" ... are you serious?

Yes. But you probably don't even realize it because hollywood has been indoctrinating you for decades thinking that it's totally possible (and even normal) for men to get kicked in the face multiple times and get back up. Only now that there are a hand full of movies where women are fighting do you suddenly feel the need to make up words for it.
Nah, not only now dude. This landed on the radar of real men back when Tomb Raider was released and suddenly like that the Lara Croft effect went viral.
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