[Lesbian Playthrough] Want advice for hirelings

[THIS GAME ⁧⁧SUCKS]

Currently going well
(thank you Larian for having the foresight to offer spec'd hirelings)

The plan is to start a new game with a solo rogue and stealth straight for Withers thru the abbey - never done it, not even sure it's possible solo or optimal. Once Withers is back at camp, the rogue will steal gold (not even sure if Withers has any gold at the start). Then I'll use that gold to spec 3 traditional hetero female hirelings. And I'll respec my MC to human fighter.

Here are my self-imposed traditional lesbian features:

• The MC is the IRL gender of the player. So enby for me.
  
• Hirelings are lesbian (female). I'll be spec'ing 3 females.
  
• Humans are preferred but elves and half-elves are fine.
  
• The females should be high STR combat roles (prefer STR>10).
  
• Females are disallowed clothing. May use armor
  
• Females have weapon restrictions (below).
  
• Females cannot use ranged weapons.

Restrictions on female weapons:
No 1-handed except with shields.

I've only recently returned to D&D 5E. A lot has changed. The new rules are rich and complex. And BG3 did a great job modeling this complexity. I am very impressed.

Given what I've described, please describe what you'd spec under these conditions above.

[Rachel Dawn Amber]

What is this copy pasta
bruh, you didn't even own the game

[Iron Reaper]

I love this forum

[The_Dipl0mat]

I wonder where I saw this before
Hmmmmm

[Yagger]

Origineel geplaatst door Rachel Dawn Amber:

What is this copy pasta
bruh, you didn't even own the game

this guy does love his chatCBT

[Banelord]

Origineel geplaatst door THIS GAME ⁧⁧SUCKS:

Currently going well
(thank you Larian for having the foresight to offer spec'd hirelings)

The plan is to start a new game with a solo rogue and stealth straight for Withers thru the abbey - never done it, not even sure it's possible solo or optimal. Once Withers is back at camp, the rogue will steal gold (not even sure if Withers has any gold at the start). Then I'll use that gold to spec 3 traditional hetero female hirelings. And I'll respec my MC to human fighter.

Here are my self-imposed traditional lesbian features:

• The MC is the IRL gender of the player. So enby for me.
  
• Hirelings are lesbian (female). I'll be spec'ing 3 females.
  
• Humans are preferred but elves and half-elves are fine.
  
• The females should be high STR combat roles (prefer STR>10).
  
• Females are disallowed clothing. May use armor
  
• Females have weapon restrictions (below).
  
• Females cannot use ranged weapons.

Restrictions on female weapons:
No 1-handed except with shields.

I've only recently returned to D&D 5E. A lot has changed. The new rules are rich and complex. And BG3 did a great job modeling this complexity. I am very impressed.

Given what I've described, please describe what you'd spec under these conditions above.

Alr, onto the heart of your quest - assembling a team of formidable lesbian hirelings. Given your self-imposed rules, here's how you might spec your party:

Human Fighter (MC): As a human fighter, youll be teh sturdy backbone of your party. With your focus on strength, you can wield the heaviest of armors and the most intimidating of weapons🌈🌈🌈. Think plate armor and a twohanded sword or perhaps a battleaxe and shield for that extra defense.

Female Elf Barbarian: elves arent just about grace; they can be fierce! 🌈🌈🌈 A barbarian with a high STR can be a whirlwind on the battlefield. She could be like a force of nature, charging in with a two-handed greatsword or warhammer, laughing in teh face of danger.

Female Half-Elf Paladin: your divine warrior, stronk in both might and faith. Arm her with a longsword and a shield, and watch her become a bastion of defense and retribution🌈🌈🌈. Plus, her healing abilities will be a boon to keep the party hale and hearty.

Female Human Monk: now, I know monks are known for their DEX, but a high STR monk can be quite the powerhouse. Picture her, muscles rippling, as she pummels foes into submission. Who needs weapons when you have fists like iron?🌈🌈🌈

Note that your hirelings might be sans clothing, but make sure that armor is top-notch.

As for your strategies, keep your fighters upfront, tanking and dishing out the melee damage. Your monk can zip around the battlefield, hitting where it hurts most. The paladin not only contributes to the front-line assault but also provides crucial support and healing.

Now for the most importan part: the party auditions! Before finalizing your party, you must hold auditions – like a medieval talent show less about combat prowess and more about ensuring the team shares a common bond as a group of lesbian adventurers. This calls for a unique and thoughtful approach.

Imagine a scene where each candidate, in a relaxed and respectful environment, shares tehir story and experiences. It's like a heart-to-heart wher each woman has the opportunity to express her identity, her journey, and what being a lesbian means to her. Picture it as a series of insightful and open dialogues, perhaps over a shared meal at camp or while walking through the beautiful landscapes of the Sword Coast.

This process is all about connection and understanding, creating a space where each person feels comfortable and heard! It is not just forming a party; it is about weaving a TAPESTRY of shared experiences and mutual respect. After all, the strength of a party lies not only in their combat abilities but also in their unity and shared sense of purpose🌈🌈🌈

Happy adventuring! 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈🌈

[Pat Fenis]

Skeleton. Try finger, but hole.

[God Queen 158]

christ almighty

[id795078477]

> /dev/null

[Maraxus]

Last thread on this was so insane the mods didn't even bother deleting messages. lol

[Wokelander]

Wake me when it gets good

[Blanch Warren]

Why would anyone object to a lesbian playthrough in a hentai game

[The_Dipl0mat]

Origineel geplaatst door Wokelander:

Wake me when it gets good

I hope OP defends abusive women, gotta balance the scales

[Ol'Chum]

I genuinely wonder if this OP will get as much hate and a locked thread as the previous one which OP is obviously parodying. There definitely won't be any hypocrisy, right?

[Riitoken]

Where is the SS?

[Orion Invictus]

Origineel geplaatst door Ol'Chum:

I genuinely wonder if this OP will get as much hate and a locked thread as the previous one which OP is obviously parodying. There definitely won't be any hypocrisy, right?

It'd only be hypocritical if the original thread were also a parody.