Baldur's Gate 3

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Al_Entity Dec 28, 2023 @ 9:43am
Ranking Thread - Let's see what everyone really thinks about everything in BG3 (A sort of bullet point review for Larian)
I was super surprised to see a lack of ranking threads:) So here is one ranking thread to end all ranking threads. LOL
I know it is a long list so fill out the categories ones you can. Basically list your top 1 or 3 or 5 etc for each category.
At the end of the day the purpose is to see how people stand. In a way I feel this type of bullet point summary will help us gauge into what people really like. More importantly I like to know how different others opinion is to mine.

NO DO NOT SELECT FROM MY LIST. CREATE YOUR OWN top 1 or top 3 or top 5 LIST for EACH CATEGORY.

Q1)Favorite Companions (Character, Dialogue)
1. Lae'Zel
2. Astarion
3. Jaheira

Q2)Most interesting Companion Questline story
1. Astarion
2. Lae'Zel
3. Shadowheart

Q3)Favorite Villain (Character, Dialogue, Story, Look, Voice Acting)
1. Katheric Thorm
2. Raphael
3. Viconia De Vir
4. Cazador Szarr
5. Aunty Ethel

Q4)Favorite NPC Non-villain (Character, Dialogue, Story, Look, Voice Acting)
1. Nine Fingers
2. Isobel Thorm
3. Hope
4. Kithrac Voss
5. Yurgir

Q5)Toughest Fights
1. Ansur
2. Spider Queen
3. Thisobald Thorm
4. Raphael
5. Act II - Spectator fight

Q6)Most annoying characters (Playable or NPC that you wish to just slap around)
1. Lady reporter who starts of the Stop the Press Quest with her article
2. Wulbren
3. Lady dog catcher or fist or whatever that abuses the dogs
4. Mizora
5. Kagha

Q7)Strongest or Most Bad Ass or Toughest character out of everyone! (Playable or NPC)
1. Raphael
2. Jaheira
3. Isobel Thorm
4. Orpheus
5. Katheric Thorm
6. Kithrak Voss
7. Lae'Zel
Top 5 here are all almost equal for me here.

Q8)Hottest or Most Attractive character
1. Lady Shar
2. Jaheira
3. Nine Fingers
4. Viconia De Vir
5. Ghustil Stornugoss (This is the cool scientist lady in the Githyanki Creche)
Actually all 5 are almost equal here for me:)

Q9)Funniest Character
1. Minsc
2. Biscotti
3. Aunthy Ethel
4. La'Zael
5. Hope

Q10)Favorite Fight Location or Set-Up
1. Cazador's Dungeon
2. House of Grief
3. Portal Fight
4. Temple of Bhaal
5. Grymm Forge

Q11) Most pathetic or weakest or cowardly character (Opposite of the bad-ass one above - This does not mean you dislike the character it means his/her traits are those. It might even be your favorite character) (Playable or NPC) - Basically the biggest wimps!
1. Orin
2. Kagha
3. Viconia De Vir
4. Lorroakan
5. The Artist Oscar

Q12) Lamest Questlines
1. Free the Artist
2. Find Dribbles the Clown
3. Investigate the Suspicious Toys

Q13) Best Dialogue Options triggered via - Class//Race/Durge/Balduren etc. - Added after request
1. Gith
2. Durge
3. Drow
Last edited by Al_Entity; Dec 29, 2023 @ 3:52am
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Draknalor Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:30am 
No love for karlach ?

Best girl for me.
Al_Entity Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:10pm 
Originally posted by Draknalor:
No love for karlach ?

Best girl for me.
No I love her just does not make the top 3 in most cases. Same for Wyll. I just think there stories were not as well expanded unfortunately. I would definitely love for more content on both their storylines from Larian.

BTW I would totally love to see your rankings. If writing for all of them is tedious just do the ones you can. Because it is more about getting to know what everyone likes and dislikes, We all dont need to agree just need to see where everyone is at.
Jesse Dec 28, 2023 @ 5:14pm 
I dont have time to do an entire ranking, but favorite companions

1: Astarion
2: Gale
3: Lae'zel

Companion Questline:
1: Lae'zel
2: Shadowheart
and not rlly much of a three bc I havent finished act 3.

Fave Villains
1: Cazadore as he relates to Astarion
2: Ketheric Thorm especially due to him sharing the samr voice actor as Omni Man
3: Raphael
4: Orin. Shes so spooky
5: Gortash
DeportedFetus Dec 28, 2023 @ 5:32pm 
They completely reconned viconia, she's much better in bg1 and 2 instead of what she is in 3.
id795078477 Dec 28, 2023 @ 5:42pm 
Eh.. too many categories, so I just leave the one and only "all time ranking":

0. Dark elf Tav
1. Scratch
2. Spaw
3. Araj Oblodra
4. Auntie Ethel
5. Orpheus
6. and below - who cares?
Last edited by id795078477; Dec 28, 2023 @ 5:46pm
1. Karlach = Lae'zel
Pure hearted snu snu makes for a tough choice between fragile ego tsundere. I am sure the former is healthier long term, minus the inhaling all the brimstone issues.
2. Shadowheart (hot, intriguing, but treacherous on the inside, a combination that has been my quite painful downfall IRL)
3. Gale - Solid Wizard storyline and demeanor.
4. Astarion - Solid Living/Daytime Challenged storyline and demeanor.

Wyll I actively dislike because he is like an entire circus of Mary Sue crammed into one character. Folk hero, one eye, succubus patron, I am very sad that I can't stop making deals with demons, I am very conflicted as a hero blah blah. I have misunderstood Karlach. It's just way too much in an already complicated narrative with tadpoles and what not. He feels like the edgy 14 year old rolled up the munchkin character with all this crap to try to either minmax or upstage every RP scene. He even introduces himself with a cringy catchphrase, one that doesn't even fit a warlock imo, perhaps a bard or rogue swashbuckler type would have been way more grounded.
Al_Entity Dec 28, 2023 @ 9:33pm 
Originally posted by wilesfiles:
I dont have time to do an entire ranking, but favorite companions

1: Astarion
2: Gale
3: Lae'zel

Companion Questline:
1: Lae'zel
2: Shadowheart
and not rlly much of a three bc I havent finished act 3.

Fave Villains
1: Cazadore as he relates to Astarion
2: Ketheric Thorm especially due to him sharing the samr voice actor as Omni Man
3: Raphael
4: Orin. Shes so spooky
5: Gortash


Oh yes I totally get it. Just do the ones you feel you can and have time to.
Seems we have a lot of commonality.
About Lae'zel , Astarion as companions and Cazador , Katheric and Raphaeel as villains. I really liked Orin at the start no doubt. However I really hated her Slayer form. I have this thing where when you turn to some completely different looking monster I hate it with passion. In Raphael and Gortash's case the change was not a complete flip it was more of an upgrade.
I would have so loved if she stayed in her form and stayed consistent to her wacko riddler/harley quinn vibe.
Cazador , Katheric and Raphael fights were so inline with their characters and their theme. It just felt so cool. Plys the voice acting and sound track was cool!
Gortash I dont know he never felt like a villain to me tbh.

Only point we might disagree is with Gale I think. lol
Thanks for the response.
Al_Entity Dec 28, 2023 @ 9:42pm 
Originally posted by DeportedFetus:
They completely reconned viconia, she's much better in bg1 and 2 instead of what she is in 3.
I know and I agree with you.
But I am taking only BG3 into consideration and actually considering Viconia to be this new character, if you will.
When you think of her as a fresh BG3 character everything about her is so cool.
She is like a female equivalent of Cazador in terms of sadistic evil. I loved the actress and the character model they had for her. I loved the House of Grief fight and the setting. I liked how she was very consistent in her BG3 character.
I loved how vile yet very matter-of-fact she was. She is also a great argument against those who claim BG3 to be Woke. I love that they had a cut scene post her defeat without you letting her be killed in the fight. I always felt after-defeat scenes for villains where you didnt kill them are the best forms of comeuppance.
I only wished she had more dialog and cut scenes before the final stage at House of Grief. Of course others opinions might differ but for me she is one of the coolest characters in BG3.
I would love to see your list. I know I did too many lists so maybe you can just posts the ones you are interested in like the villains.
Al_Entity Dec 28, 2023 @ 9:43pm 
Originally posted by id795078477:
Eh.. too many categories, so I just leave the one and only "all time ranking":

0. Dark elf Tav
1. Scratch
2. Spaw
3. Araj Oblodra
4. Auntie Ethel
5. Orpheus
6. and below - who cares?
lol I know that was too many categories. Just pick the ones you liked.
Al_Entity Dec 28, 2023 @ 9:44pm 
Originally posted by Goblin King Jareth:
1. Karlach = Lae'zel
Pure hearted snu snu makes for a tough choice between fragile ego tsundere. I am sure the former is healthier long term, minus the inhaling all the brimstone issues.
2. Shadowheart (hot, intriguing, but treacherous on the inside, a combination that has been my quite painful downfall IRL)
3. Gale - Solid Wizard storyline and demeanor.
4. Astarion - Solid Living/Daytime Challenged storyline and demeanor.

Wyll I actively dislike because he is like an entire circus of Mary Sue crammed into one character. Folk hero, one eye, succubus patron, I am very sad that I can't stop making deals with demons, I am very conflicted as a hero blah blah. I have misunderstood Karlach. It's just way too much in an already complicated narrative with tadpoles and what not. He feels like the edgy 14 year old rolled up the munchkin character with all this crap to try to either minmax or upstage every RP scene. He even introduces himself with a cringy catchphrase, one that doesn't even fit a warlock imo, perhaps a bard or rogue swashbuckler type would have been way more grounded.

Yeah I think Wyll's story is poorly written. What is your rankings on the NPCs?
The_Dipl0mat Dec 28, 2023 @ 9:52pm 
1. 2

2. 2 (though I actually like Karlarchs more)

3. 2

4. 2

5. 4

6. 1

7. 1

8. 3

9. 3

10. 4
Slithy Dec 28, 2023 @ 9:54pm 
For me there is only Shadowcute. Shadowcute is love. Shadowcute is life.
Originally posted by Al_Entity:
Originally posted by Goblin King Jareth:
1. Karlach = Lae'zel
Pure hearted snu snu makes for a tough choice between fragile ego tsundere. I am sure the former is healthier long term, minus the inhaling all the brimstone issues.
2. Shadowheart (hot, intriguing, but treacherous on the inside, a combination that has been my quite painful downfall IRL)
3. Gale - Solid Wizard storyline and demeanor.
4. Astarion - Solid Living/Daytime Challenged storyline and demeanor.

Wyll I actively dislike because he is like an entire circus of Mary Sue crammed into one character. Folk hero, one eye, succubus patron, I am very sad that I can't stop making deals with demons, I am very conflicted as a hero blah blah. I have misunderstood Karlach. It's just way too much in an already complicated narrative with tadpoles and what not. He feels like the edgy 14 year old rolled up the munchkin character with all this crap to try to either minmax or upstage every RP scene. He even introduces himself with a cringy catchphrase, one that doesn't even fit a warlock imo, perhaps a bard or rogue swashbuckler type would have been way more grounded.

Yeah I think Wyll's story is poorly written. What is your rankings on the NPCs?

Auntie Ethel is the best villain I've seen in a long, long time. Mol and her theifling squad are really well done. I like the general vibe on all the gith. Of course I love the goblins, every one of them are really well done. (Tribe!)
Al_Entity Dec 28, 2023 @ 11:49pm 
Originally posted by Goblin King Jareth:
Originally posted by Al_Entity:

Yeah I think Wyll's story is poorly written. What is your rankings on the NPCs?

Auntie Ethel is the best villain I've seen in a long, long time. Mol and her theifling squad are really well done. I like the general vibe on all the gith. Of course I love the goblins, every one of them are really well done. (Tribe!)

Auntie Ethel is a riot! One of the most well made characters in a long time. She actually made me doubt whether she is really a villain 😆
Oh yes the Gith are amazing as you can see I have a liking towards them as well. I am surprised at the lack of Gith love.
myxlmynx Dec 29, 2023 @ 12:44am 
Favorite Companions in terms of Character, dialogue and storyline etc
1. Shadowheart
2. Lae'zel
3. Astarion
4. Jaheira

Most interesting Companion Questline story
1. Astarion
2. Lae'zel
3. Shadowheart
4. Gale
5. Wyll
6. Karlach

Favorite Villain in terms of Character, dialogue and storyline etc (Not fight mechanics or skills etc) - Note villain can be any NPC that you come up against as per your "good" story arc (So people like Kargha, Drow Ragzlin, Nere , Loroakkan etc. are all applicable
1. Raphael
2. Viconia De Vir
3. Ketheric Thorm
4. Cazador Szarr
5. Aunty Ethel

Toughest Fights based on your experience (Considering the approximate levels you face it)
1. Viconia / House of Grief

Most annoying characters (Playable or NPC that you wish to just slap around)
1. Mizora
2. Kagha

Strongest or Most Bad Ass or Coolest character (Playable or NPC - yeah this is pretty broad go for it based on what you feel when those words are mentioned)
1. Raphael
2. Jaheira
3. Orpheus
4. Ketheric Thorm
5. Isobel Thorm

Hottest or Most Attractive character
1. Shadowheart
2. Alfira
3. Lae'zel
4. Karlach

Funniest Character
1. Hope
2. Minsc
3. Naaber

Favorite Fight Location or Set-Up
1. House of Hope
2. House of Grief
3. Grymforge
4. Cazador's Dungeon
5. Temple of Bhaal

Something like that... it's hard to choose or prioritize sometimes.
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