[SPOILERS] So, I finally went for the bear sex scene...

[Orion Invictus]

It was hilarious seeing that squirrel's reactions. Seeing their penises dangling about (thanks, Larian!) definitely added to the hilarity.

There was no actual sex, though, just a "here's someone reacting to what's happening" shot, then fade-to-black. Reminded me of that Godzilla movie a while back that featured something like 2 minutes of Godzilla because it always cut to people reacting to Godzilla or focused WAY too much on humans.

[Heu, Iterum Id Feci]

Wait you are saying they played it off with a comedic effect like it was a decades old joke in the D&D community? ;P

[Orion Invictus]

Originally posted by Dαятн Wαfflεmαncεя:

Wait you are saying they played it off with a comedic effect like it was a decades old joke in the D&D community? ;P

Yup. I'm very disappointed, I thought this was Bear Sex Simulator 3! At least, that's what all the complaining led me to believe.

[Heu, Iterum Id Feci]

Originally posted by Orion Invictus:

Originally posted by Dαятн Wαfflεmαncεя:

Wait you are saying they played it off with a comedic effect like it was a decades old joke in the D&D community? ;P

Yup. I'm very disappointed, I thought this was Bear Sex Simulator 3! At least, that's what all the complaining led me to believe.

Wait...what are bear sex simulators 1 and 2? Asking for a Friend

[Orion Invictus]

Originally posted by Dαятн Wαfflεmαncεя:

Originally posted by Orion Invictus:

Yup. I'm very disappointed, I thought this was Bear Sex Simulator 3! At least, that's what all the complaining led me to believe.

Wait...what are bear sex simulators 1 and 2? Asking for a Friend

No idea, and the people calling this a bear sex simulation game aren't exactly forthcoming with that information.

[アンジェル]

Originally posted by Orion Invictus:

[SPOILERS] So, I finally went for the bear sex scene...
It was hilarious seeing that squirrel's reactions. Seeing their penises dangling about (thanks, Larian!) definitely added to the hilarity.

There was no actual sex, though, just a "here's someone reacting to what's happening" shot, then fade-to-black. Reminded me of that Godzilla movie a while back that featured something like 2 minutes of Godzilla because it always cut to people reacting to Godzilla or focused WAY too much on humans.

The squirrel clearly did not get enough credits in all those bear threads.
It truly made the scene from "what the... fore real???" to "ROFL"

[Dizzy Ladybug]

one of the funniest scenes in the game. I couldn’t stop laughing at the absurdity of it

[Orion Invictus]

Originally posted by アンジェル:

Originally posted by Orion Invictus:

[SPOILERS] So, I finally went for the bear sex scene...
It was hilarious seeing that squirrel's reactions. Seeing their penises dangling about (thanks, Larian!) definitely added to the hilarity.

There was no actual sex, though, just a "here's someone reacting to what's happening" shot, then fade-to-black. Reminded me of that Godzilla movie a while back that featured something like 2 minutes of Godzilla because it always cut to people reacting to Godzilla or focused WAY too much on humans.

The squirrel clearly did not get enough credits in all those bear threads.
It truly made the scene from "what the... fore real???" to "ROFL"

Indeed.

My character was a Druid, which I'd hoped would've given me some additional options, but, sadly, such was not the case.

[Malidictus]

Joking aside, the game's sex scenes are... kind of weak overall. I'm obviously not expecting hardcore porn, but this doesn't even reach to the level of Mass Effect, let alone something like The Witcher. It's amazing to me that we can have a game littered with decapitated corpses, mutilated body parts and enough blood to fill an elevator, the most controversial thing is still seeing a ♥♥♥♥ or bending over a bear.

[Heu, Iterum Id Feci]

Originally posted by アンジェル:

Originally posted by Orion Invictus:

[SPOILERS] So, I finally went for the bear sex scene...
It was hilarious seeing that squirrel's reactions. Seeing their penises dangling about (thanks, Larian!) definitely added to the hilarity.

There was no actual sex, though, just a "here's someone reacting to what's happening" shot, then fade-to-black. Reminded me of that Godzilla movie a while back that featured something like 2 minutes of Godzilla because it always cut to people reacting to Godzilla or focused WAY too much on humans.

The squirrel clearly did not get enough credits in all those bear threads.
It truly made the scene from "what the... fore real???" to "ROFL"

Oh, I mentioned it in some of the threads, but unsurprisingly those folks didn't get the hint. I mean it was never really about the scene anyway, who are we kidding....most of them were just following whoever forms their opinions for them...you could clearly see that all of them followed the same arguments in the same order...first outrage over the scene and at the end the comparison to pedophilia....every single time...

[Heu, Iterum Id Feci]

Originally posted by Malidictus:

Joking aside, the game's sex scenes are... kind of weak overall. I'm obviously not expecting hardcore porn, but this doesn't even reach to the level of Mass Effect, let alone something like The Witcher. It's amazing to me that we can have a game littered with decapitated corpses, mutilated body parts and enough blood to fill an elevator, the most controversial thing is still seeing a ♥♥♥♥ or bending over a bear.

Yeah, because killing men = ok, making new ones = very bad, right? I mean....looking at how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ some humans are...I can even see the point there... xD

[Kaero]

Originally posted by Orion Invictus:

My character was a Druid, which I'd hoped would've given me some additional options, but, sadly, such was not the case.

Wait they don't let you bear on bear?
I cant bear the thought of that.
You are the bearer of bad news.
I thought this was all to panda to furries.
Its a grizzly disappointment.
.. ok that last one was reaching.

[Dewit]

Originally posted by Malidictus:

Joking aside, the game's sex scenes are... kind of weak overall. I'm obviously not expecting hardcore porn, but this doesn't even reach to the level of Mass Effect, let alone something like The Witcher. It's amazing to me that we can have a game littered with decapitated corpses, mutilated body parts and enough blood to fill an elevator, the most controversial thing is still seeing a ♥♥♥♥ or bending over a bear.

mass effects sex scenes are extremely tame lol.

[Heu, Iterum Id Feci]

Originally posted by Kaero:

Originally posted by Orion Invictus:

My character was a Druid, which I'd hoped would've given me some additional options, but, sadly, such was not the case.

Wait they don't let you bear on bear?
I cant bear the thought of that.
You are the bearer of bad news.
I thought this was all to panda to furries.
Its a grizzly disappointment.
.. ok that last one was reaching.

You should clearly paws with the puns

[Orion Invictus]

Originally posted by Dαятн Wαfflεmαncεя:

Originally posted by Kaero:

Wait they don't let you bear on bear?
I cant bear the thought of that.
You are the bearer of bad news.
I thought this was all to panda to furries.
Its a grizzly disappointment.
.. ok that last one was reaching.

You should clearly paws with the puns

That's impawsable. We need Bitey Buddy for this.

[seandeven]

A shapes-shifting druid bear doing traditionally bear things.

I felt squirrely after the scene