Favorite Line from the Game?

[Chaosolous]

What's your favorite quote?

[Metrod125]

BLOOD! SO TASTEY BLOOD HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

- Benji from the Circus

[SuperSonya]

"I am the danger" - Sovereign Glut

[Oozy Monster]

"Lay a hand on me in friendship, not-quite-Sharran, and I will fight the battle that has been waiting for me this last century. Then--oh then, we will have much to discuss."

[Toaster Maximus]

Originally posted by Deitrix:

It's not a line but... Lae'zel's eyeroll might be my absolute favorite thing in the game. I saved it as a gif.

Well and the eye movements she does when she says Teethling, followed by her frustration after correcting her on fey-run

That the eye roll your talking about there is a few

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVqRwKeNZug

[Annahri]

Wyll: "You have very beautiful eyes Lae'zel."
Lae'zel: "And you have a very soft skull."

[Babbles]

Originally posted by General Malaise:

Here's a new one.

You've just defeated Gortash and his followers. You start looting, pick up an orange, and the narrator says: Your thievery has been noticed - choose your next move carefully.

Honestly, killing those 10HP cooks is as satisfying as any other battle.

Yeah, I had that during the defend the grove quest, half way through talking to Zevlon about blowing the horn and defending the entire settlement some inconsequential feeb comes up and says 'you thievery etc etc ...'

Thing is, I hadn't stolen anything, all game ...

[Babbles]

Originally posted by Oozy Monster:

"Lay a hand on me in friendship, not-quite-Sharran, and I will fight the battle that has been waiting for me this last century. Then--oh then, we will have much to discuss."

Dame Aylin is amazing, I went to IMDB and Wiki to research the actress as I love that voice acting. Which is funny, as there is a 250 post thread up the top right now about how everyone doesn't like her ...

[The Time Traveler]

"Do you want to uninstall?"

[Erodigm]

"Yes."

There is one point at the end of act II where Ketheric is just talkin his ass off about this and that in detail, but then you ask a seemingly meaningful question. What does dude do but give you the most terse "yes" in response and moves on

[DeciNinja]

Some honorable mentions:
"What I propose is nigh on impossible, but if anyone can succeed, it is us. We have the Prism, and we have the courage to slay gods."
--Minthara

"Why must the Dead Three be so obvious and ugly with their decor? Blood and bones. Bones and blood. Pointy nonsense. At least Shar had some panache."
--Shadowheart in the Temple of Bhaal

"I'm sorry, but if I tell you any more I could be putting Lulabelle's (a pig's) life in danger. She has piglets depending on her."
--Tav

"Gods thou may be, yet thou hast proven thyselves fools, every one. Felled by mortals. I overestimated thee. They did not."
--Withers

"Everything you did, everything you sacrificed - it was worth it, for this."
--Narrator

[Phase]

Definitely the whole scene with Volo and your eye...

[hornsounder97]

Originally posted by Phase:

Definitely the whole scene with Volo and your eye...

I had a good laugh when he scampered off.

[Dragon Master]

"Now we have a shapechanger coming after us! I won't be able to tell if one of you is acting weird because you've been replaced or because our group is FULL OF WEIRDOS!"

[Carynara]

Originally posted by Dragon Master:

"Now we have a shapechanger coming after us! I won't be able to tell if one of you is acting weird because you've been replaced or because our group is FULL OF WEIRDOS!"

+1 :D

[Little_Sunshine]

- "You smell very delicious, but I will not bite you! Hoot, hoot!"

Also, playing a Bard has its huge joys! Vicious mockery spell:
- "Your body is a temple... to an idiot god."

Encounters with journalists from Baldur's Mouth Gazette:
- You are, after all, the star of the next Baldur's Mouth Gazette.
- [BARD] Well, it's about damn time! Which of my many deeds did you chronicle?

The main editor talking about consequences of the smear article about you:
- ...And then we can only hope the Fist do their duty and escort you to the gallows! Your days scumming up this good city's streets will be over.
- [BARD] It'll be your word against mine - and I'm really good with words.