Best genitals for a new character?

[Manwich]

Hey gang.

Just about to spend some quality time on BG3 (#prayforme).

Any recommendations on genitals? There's a lot of really good options in character creation, and I don't want to pick the wrong ones.

Anyone seen a comprehensive breakdown of the opportunities to put each genital type to good use?

Thanks in advance

[War Maiden]

Originally posted by DrZann:

Originally posted by War Maiden:

I would like to know too.

I marched up and down the street with nothing on but my cape. Not a word was mentioned. I talked with everyone. I did discover Wyll gets all pissy when I drink at the Caress, though. Sold his soul to the devil but I'm the bad guy. F*$k you, Wyll.

Wyll is a self-absorbed jerk. Destined to burn, or freeze (Whichever Hell one believes).
His backstory denotes as much. I'm sure Wes is gonna fuss at me for slamming his Idol, but it is what it is. Additionally, Wyll having a fit at the Caress is kinda interesting. I have not put him in my party yet because I am doing 2 runs. One as SH Origin romancing Minthara, and the other as Tav (Fem Drow Wizard Necromancer romancing SH). I guess I should make a third character to see where that goes, considering... i'm sure Wes will want to know how my Drow + Wyll play went. Hmm, I might even document it as a story, like I did my other run... =3

Regardless, as staying on topic.
The best genitals for your character are the ones without hair.
I know there are some (GM) that don't mind it, but I am not a fan of hair on ones genitals. I shave mine clean, and keep it pristine. I'm sure there are plenty of others whom keep up their hygiene (yes that is considered part of hygiene).

[Cthulhu]

just use your head!

[War Maiden]

Originally posted by Cthulhu:

just use your head!

Which head?
The top one or the lower one, both male and female in this respect.

[Shiverwar]

I love how this - THIS - is a valid question for a game. No, I mean that not even sarcastically.

[Dank Sidious]

I think Vulva A or Dick C are going to get you best interaction from the story. Just pick an evocation wizard if you are going with Dick C, otherwise friendly fire is going to be an issue.

[ExcaliburV]

Dragonborn penis, obviously. How is this a debate?

[War Maiden]

Originally posted by ExcaliburV:

Dragonborn penis, obviously. How is this a debate?

Dragonborn have small fry penis, how is this a debate? =3

[DevilFish303]

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