Best genitals for a new character?

[Manwich]

Hey gang.

Just about to spend some quality time on BG3 (#prayforme).

Any recommendations on genitals? There's a lot of really good options in character creation, and I don't want to pick the wrong ones.

Anyone seen a comprehensive breakdown of the opportunities to put each genital type to good use?

Thanks in advance

[Cthulhu]

LOL

[Xrystus]

Works best when nudity is turned off.

[Яeplicant]

Can't believe I'm saying this... but if you're going to "roleplay", take a look down your pants and see if it's available ingame. Pick it and immerse yourself.

Just lock the door.

[DrZann]

Only matters if you're planning on wondering around camp in the nude. Which I do suggest.

[XGear]

Since we talking about body parts, have you all noticed how Tiefling bodys are a masterpiece? Such cool design and unique. Tieflings female body are very beautfull!

[Manwich]

Originally posted by XGear:

Since we talking about body parts, have you all noticed how Tiefling bodys are a masterpiece? Such cool design and unique. Tieflings female body are very beautfull!

Please keep the conversation to genitals only.

Thanks

[Clever Name]

I make my decisions based on race.

Halflings look like they don't shave or wax. They're slobs in general. So, full bush.

Elves should be body-hairless for lore reasons. Seriously.

I have my tieflings waxed.

The funniest thing is how choosing the huge muscle-bound body types doesn't give them a proportionally larger schlong. The tiny flaccid member looks rather laughable in sex cutscenes.

[Manwich]

Do they provide any combat bonuses?

[DrZann]

Originally posted by Manwich:

Do they provide any combat bonuses?

Social combat.

[Cthulhu]

Legendary JhonHolmes Penis +33

[Clever Name]

Originally posted by Manwich:

Do they provide any combat bonuses?

Yeah, halflings get a stealth bonus when hiding in their own bush.

[Manwich]

Originally posted by Cthulhu:

Legendary JhonHolmes Penis +33

Seems like that should require exotic weapon proficiency

[Manwich]

Originally posted by Clever Name:

Originally posted by Manwich:

Do they provide any combat bonuses?

Yeah, halflings get a stealth bonus when hiding in their own bush.

Oh wow. So I probably shouldn't spec for dual wield build.....

Good to know

[DrZann]

Originally posted by Manwich:

Originally posted by Cthulhu:

Legendary JhonHolmes Penis +33

Seems like that should require exotic weapon proficiency

Why? Are penis' rare where you come from? I was adept with mine by 6 years, mastered by 13.

[Manwich]

Originally posted by DrZann:

Originally posted by Manwich:

Seems like that should require exotic weapon proficiency

Why? Are penis' rare where you come from? I was adept with mine by 6 years, mastered by 13.

Were you proficiently wielding a +33 JonHolmes at 13?