Making rhymes while waiting for the game

[/Dreamcatcher]

make any number of rhymes you want, i begin:

i am waiting for an adventure,
to venture in the darkness,
without loneliness.

(i'm not english born)

[cl656]

I can share a little dark child's story called The Frog and the Scorpion.

Once upon a time there was a scorpion. The scorpion wanted to cross the pond, but couldn't. Some time passed by, and a friendly old frog saw the predicament the scorpion was in. The frog said: "Hello Mr. Scorpion, do you need some help?

The Scorpion responded: "Yes I do Mr. Frog. I am trying to cross the pond, but I cannot swim. Could you perhaps help me to cross the pond?" Mr Frog Smiled and said: " Sure thing Mr. Scorpion, but you have to promise not to sting me on the way across the pond."Mr. Scorpion responded: "Thank you Mr. Frog! And I promise not to sting you, for we both would surely drown"

After that, Mr. Scorpion hopped on Mr Frogs back, and Mr Frog proceeded to the other side of the pond.

Suddenly, without warning, Mr Scorpion stings Mr Frog while in the middle of the pond. " WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!" Mr Frog said in great distress. Mr Scorpion responds: " No reason. It's just my nature".

Mr Frog died moments later, and Mr Scorpion drowned in the pond. the end.

[Pan Darius Cassandra]

There once was a Gith from Astraltucket
Who had a sword so long
She could tuck it under one arm
While sounding the alarm
Because the goblins all drank
From the bucket!

[Wes]

I use to hangout at Elfsong Tavern back at Baldur's Gate,, but now I'm trapped by mind-flayers in a troubled state.

Confined,, unable to move, & in utter disbelief.

Then a mind-flayer holds up a tadpole, and all I see is it's teeth. 🐛

I later pass out from the pain, & the horror of it all. (Waking up by the river, & I swear I hear her call.)

I look ahead, & behind my skull is a twinge of pain? I awake again in my prison still whispering her name.

Before I can fully comprehend everything that's happened,, the mind-flayer's vessel was brought down by a dragon. 🛸🐉

And through the flame & smoke, I got to get away ... (with an unknown journey ahead, but I clearly hear her say.)

"Lace your heart with mine, let your sleeping soul take flight! Take me through the night,, down down by the river. Hanging moon in fog. Mists will lead where you belong,, sweep me off my feet. Down down by the river..."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MiZX6gFLds

[Pan Darius Cassandra]

I once knew a bard named Volo
Single handedly slayed a troll yo
When I asked him why he's so foolish though
He said, dayum son, YOLO!

[Pan Darius Cassandra]

Who's the Bard now beeyotch?

[Wes]

Originally posted by Pan Darius Loveless:

Originally posted by Pan Darius Loveless:

There once was a Gith from Astraltucket, who had a sword so long she could tuck it under one arm while sounding the alarm. Because the goblins all drank From the bucket!

I once knew a bard named Volo! Single handedly slayed a troll yo! When I asked him why he's so foolish though, he said dayum son, YOLO!

Eyes of the dark, the strength of the grave.

Man with magic who doesn't have to turn a page.

Darkness in his heart, shadows in his pain.

Summon a hound of ill omen with a name.

While other spell casters fail to win,, he'll take that same spell and turn it to a twin.

Grin on his face writing in the font of magic, sorcery points to the cats that don't have it.

Cold to the touch, with much to discuss.

Shadow walking,, umbral form in dim light & dusk.

Subtle spell casting, mums the word...so hush.

Shadow Magic Sorcerer ,, because we're all just shadow and dust. 🌚

[Aldain]

I see myself waiting.

For a game to release.

Surrounded by hating.

That it's not made at an RT pace.

[Wes]

Originally posted by cl656:

Suddenly, without warning, Mr Scorpion stings Mr Frog while in the middle of the pond. " WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!" Mr Frog said in great distress. Mr Scorpion responds: " No reason. It's just my nature".

Trust me ,, trust me darling honeydew. 🍈🤤

Just like I trust you.

So don't cry, crybaby.

All beautiful in green.

How many kisses stabs do you need? 😘🤢

One for your tummy.

One for your cheek.

One for the angel devil inside of . . . me.

[Dragon Master]

Thither I wander
seeking answers to
the question, wherefore
doth come the ilithids?

Mine brain infested
by tadpole changed
frothing, writhing, unrested
as Larian silently wrested
my focus, shining.

Theories abounding
ideas floundering
as characters come into focus
while I wait for the
end of August.

[Lunduke is the Trump of tech]

Flowers are dumb
Larion is too
so what are we even waiting for?

[Wes]

I know it's not Christmas time,, but does anyone remember these rhymes from Larian? ↓

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2986734801

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"Twas the summer of fest, and the day drifted freely.
As we printed out liability waivers ahead of killing Geoff Keighley.
Dunked a Druid in gravy, added flour to thicken.
Now we'll finally find out if roast Wildshapes taste like chicken."

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1086940/view/3650761419023451100?l=english

^ Alright time to find different rhymes about BG3 that isn't related to Christmas lol. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LTczTtnvRE

[NOMIX]

A game so DEADLY. Us purchasers having been waiting. WERE READY. i used to check status breakfast after SHREDDIES. a yearlong PURCHASE. boy my 80.00 is it WORTHLESS? we need this game to LAUNCH. how long do you expect us no not PUNCH. the buttons that i have unlaid to thy should equal a sequal mind you wheres the prequel. this game is taking forever. september oct november? please admins read and heed. do some good deeds and let thy fingers bleed with the C++ programming greeds. Thank you