Baldur's Gate 3
Karlach just pegged my jacked barbarian male.
Spoilers ahead....

I just finished my date night with karlach in act 3. I play a big human barbarian male. At the end of it a romance scene started in which she picks up my character who is bigger than her by the way and swings me around like a pretty princess then proceeds to spread my player eagle and oil check him. Now perhaps this is a bug and the game thinks my character is female for whatever reason. It was hilarious at first but is so immersion breaking and ridiculous I cant help but complain about it. At no point in the romance was this role reversal hinted at. This should be changed if it is intended to be this way.
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Цитата допису CorwynCorey:
Still think it sounds more like a cupping than a dipping, since thats as far as they go, a bit of touching... so....

Wizard's First Rule: "People are stupid. They believe things mainly because they either want them to be true or fear them to be true." - Terry Goodkind
This could be the case. Perhaps I can reload to try and see it again. But then maybe I will scare myself all over again.
What did you think her tail was for?
@OP

Happened to my Duergar male dwarf yesterday too. Got (wo)manhandled like a little child, thrown on the bed and she started fingering his fractured but whole like nobody's business.

And the bastard even liked it!

Couldn't stop laughing but(t) was also weirded out as(s) ♥♥♥♥. xD

I know he was funsized but come on woman! At least give a man a warning, you kinky little big firecracker.

Well, after I calmed down a bit I reloaded and took the strickly "No Sex, nuh-uh!"-option.

Got all the good stuff like kissing and hand-holding and stuff (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ degenerates!!).

Was kinda wholesome in the end and my preferred "first date"-ending with her. :)
Цитата допису Drachenfurz:
@OP

Happened to my Duergar male dwarf yesterday too. Got (wo)manhandled like a little child, thrown on the bed and she started fingering his fractured but whole like nobody's business.

And the bastard even liked it!

Couldn't stop laughing but(t) was also weirded out as(s) ♥♥♥♥. xD

I know he was funsized but come on woman! At least give a man a warning, you kinky little big firecracker.

Well, after I calmed down a bit I reloaded and took the strickly "No Sex, nuh-uh!"-option.

Got all the good stuff like kissing and hand-holding and stuff (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ degenerates!!).

Was kinda wholesome in the end and my preferred "first date"-ending with her. :)

That sounds like a story that started with "One time, at band camp..."

Only old people will get it
Цитата допису Tomas Mac Mordain:
Reporting something like this will brand you as bigoted. Don't you know females can do everything males can do? And much better?!
u cant say Female anymore anyways. soooo yeah...... ^.-
Is the scene identical on a female character? If so, it's just a case of Larian not spending the time or funds on Act 3 content.

If it's specific to a male character, then yeah, that's a whole other problem, with torches and pitchforks for all.
Op are you into pegging
Цитата допису Hex:
Цитата допису Drachenfurz:
@OP

Happened to my Duergar male dwarf yesterday too. Got (wo)manhandled like a little child, thrown on the bed and she started fingering his fractured but whole like nobody's business.

And the bastard even liked it!

Couldn't stop laughing but(t) was also weirded out as(s) ♥♥♥♥. xD

I know he was funsized but come on woman! At least give a man a warning, you kinky little big firecracker.

Well, after I calmed down a bit I reloaded and took the strickly "No Sex, nuh-uh!"-option.

Got all the good stuff like kissing and hand-holding and stuff (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ degenerates!!).

Was kinda wholesome in the end and my preferred "first date"-ending with her. :)

That sounds like a story that started with "One time, at band camp..."

Only old people will get it

1999 isn't old! #copium
Цитата допису Krazzy Kracker 1:
Spoilers ahead....

I just finished my date night with karlach in act 3. I play a big human barbarian male. At the end of it a romance scene started in which she picks up my character who is bigger than her by the way and swings me around like a pretty princess then proceeds to spread my player eagle and oil check him. Now perhaps this is a bug and the game thinks my character is female for whatever reason. It was hilarious at first but is so immersion breaking and ridiculous I cant help but complain about it. At no point in the romance was this role reversal hinted at. This should be changed if it is intended to be this way.
Nah dude. She rolls like that dude with the "I Eat Azz" bumper sticker.
It's a hipster game and eating Azz is Hipster, so they had to put in the most popular sexual move these days.
They also added the "reverse Lemon Squeeze" and the "Melon Ball" from "Easy A"
There is tons of "Azzplay" propaganda in media bc world population is a massive issue(8.2b people and adding 180,000 people per day), so our media needs to spread "Non-Vaginal" sex anyway it can.
It's why you see many things in mainstream media being "popular" as it relates to sex. Porn, abortion, gay sex etc. Those things don't produce babies.
Цитата допису Thriller:
It's a hipster game and eating Azz is Hipster, so they had to put in the most popular sexual move these days.
They also added the "reverse Lemon Squeeze" and the "Melon Ball" from "Easy A"
There is tons of "Azzplay" propaganda in media bc world population is a massive issue(8.2b people and adding 180,000 people per day), so our media needs to spread "Non-Vaginal" sex anyway it can.
It's why you see many things in mainstream media being "popular" as it relates to sex. Porn, abortion, gay sex etc. Those things don't produce babies.
Right. it is clearly necessary to spread this culture in western societies to reduce the birth rate in them because in the last decades the birth rates were going *checks notes* err... down? As in: even before this was as popularized as currently.

MUST BE THOSE DAMN LIBERALS INFLUENCING US AGAIN
Serious answer: It was probably amazon position and there was no pegging involved.

Also serious answer: IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
If I only knew what that "I want to show you something" meant...
It started as romantic dinner, all fun and games until she fisted me =(
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Yeah i was a bit taken aback, funny though.
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