Romancing Withers

[Ellie]

Given the existing romance options, including the ability to do the dance with no pants with a mind flayer, they really missed out by not including a Withers romance plotline. Maybe DLC content?

[Mr.Gold]

I mean, what would your pickup line be? Bit late for "I am going to suck you dry!".

[Ellie]

Originally posted by Mr.Gold:

I mean, what would your pickup line be? Bit late for "I am going to suck you dry!".

Something like that. And think about it: He's super helpful, he probably has hella experience, everything speaks for this being an option.

[Tomas Mac Mordain]

I think it's a great idea. Let's include necrophilia. It's going to be somebody's fetish, I'm sure. Let's give mr boneman a boner...

[zero]

Originally posted by Mr.Gold:

I mean, what would your pickup line be? Bit late for "I am going to suck you dry!".

im gonna make him wet all over again

[Scheneighnay]

It's in game, but only happens if you make a female dragonborn named Lifts-her-tail

[Ellie]

Originally posted by Tomas Mac Mordain:

I think it's a great idea. Let's include necrophilia. It's going to be somebody's fetish, I'm sure. Let's give mr boneman a boner...

Is it necrophilia if the participant in question is conscious? If we consider Withers a fictional creature, he'd pass the Harkness Test.

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[Ellie]

Originally posted by Scheneighnay:

It's in game, but only happens if you make a female dragonborn named Lifts-her-tail

Enticing, I'll check that out.

[Xiwang]

he is too old for that ♥♥♥♥.

[Ellie]

Originally posted by Xiwang:

he is too old for that ♥♥♥♥.

That's ageism. Withers would probably have the best endurance of all the companions you can romance.

[Occasum_Solis]

Givin DILF a whole new meaning ...

[Zeev]

I think i have enough internet today...

[Mr.Gold]

Originally posted by Lizzy:

Originally posted by Xiwang:

he is too old for that ♥♥♥♥.

That's ageism. Withers would probably have the best endurance of all the companions you can romance.

Probably uncomfortable though. When he orgasms it must be like a warm bucket of sand.

[Ellie]

Originally posted by Mr.Gold:

Originally posted by Lizzy:

That's ageism. Withers would probably have the best endurance of all the companions you can romance.

Probably uncomfortable though. When he orgasms it must be like a warm bucket of sand.

You know what they say about sand, right? It goes everywhere.

Pretty hot.

[Xiwang]

oh lathander, burn my eyes please.

[Mr.Gold]

Originally posted by Lizzy:

Originally posted by Mr.Gold:

Probably uncomfortable though. When he orgasms it must be like a warm bucket of sand.

You know what they say about sand, right? It goes everywhere.

Pretty hot.

Just don't get it in your eyes.