this is the straw that broke it all for me....

[JACKT4CK1996]

i was proud of myself for managing to ignore all the pathetic romance and cringe sex scenes in BG3, but when the Illithid Emperor offered me sex while laying shirtless on a rock, i just sat there in disbelief for 5 minutes contemplating if i should just alt+f4 and delete this game and try to forget i ever played it.

i feel ashamed of myself for playing it.
i have never played a more pathetic game in my whole life.
i have this sinking, dreadful feeling of wasting my life away when i listen to dialogues in BG3.

i just cant cope with this f*cking game anymore.
i just cant.

[Agony_Aunt]

0/10 - no straws pictured in the post.

[JACKT4CK1996]

Originally posted by Agony_Aunt:

0/10 - no straws pictured in the post.

no arguments pictured in the reply

[Calculus]

Wait... why do i feel like i saw this post word to word like an hour or 2 ago?

[Doctor Zalgo]

Originally posted by jackieb34:

i just sat there in disbelief for 5 minutes contemplating

I hope you put your pants back on afterwards.

[Яeplicant]

I thoroughly caressed those tentacles. Reloaded and did so again.

Then I kissed Shadowheart goodnight.

[WeirdWizardDave]

How hard is it to just say no?

Look I do think the game is too quick to proposition the player with every potential companion, I'd like to see some explicit opt in that would change the character of an ingame relationship from friendship to intimate. So you don't have to feel like you had to turn down an advance and live with the awkward feeling after that point that accompanies any rejected declaration of romantic interest among friends.

But at the end of the day its just a game, these aren't real people and you can just say no and forget it.

[marmih]

this is something you should tell your priest, not a steam forum

[Settings]

This is a literal copy paste of another thread that was shut down a week ago.

[Settings]

Originally posted by Calculus:

Wait... why do i feel like i saw this post word to word like an hour or 2 ago?

You've seen it more than once, I promise you.

[tkidcharlemagne]

On that scene now. In the cutscene as you approach the rear of the Emperor all I can see are my mincing swinging butt cheeks. before octopus boy offers to rape me.

I will complete the game then purge it from my memory. All those comparing this favourably to Witcher 3 have to be trolling.

[JACKT4CK1996]

Originally posted by ᛊᚨᛁᛚᛟᚱ ᛗᛟᛟᚾ:

Originally posted by Calculus:

Wait... why do i feel like i saw this post word to word like an hour or 2 ago?

You've seen it more than once, I promise you.

lol youve seen it more than once because more than one person can hold an opinion. yall baldurs gate apologists are delusional LOL

[Oozy Monster]

Originally posted by Яeplicant:

I thoroughly caressed those tentacles. Reloaded and did so again.

Then I kissed Shadowheart goodnight.

That's funny, exactly what I did. It was just a damned mindflayer-induced dream, it's not like my Tav was really there.

[JACKT4CK1996]

Originally posted by WeirdWizardDave:

How hard is it to just say no?

Look I do think the game is too quick to proposition the player with every potential companion, I'd like to see some explicit opt in that would change the character of an ingame relationship from friendship to intimate. So you don't have to feel like you had to turn down an advance and live with the awkward feeling after that point that accompanies any rejected declaration of romantic interest among friends.

But at the end of the day its just a game, these aren't real people and you can just say no and forget it.

ive said no to what feels like 10+ people. at this point it feels like a sub-form of seual harassment

[Settings]

Originally posted by jackieb34:

Originally posted by ᛊᚨᛁᛚᛟᚱ ᛗᛟᛟᚾ:

You've seen it more than once, I promise you.

lol youve seen it more than once because more than one person can hold an opinion. yall baldurs gate apologists are delusional LOL

Swen Vinicke himself personally hates my guts. I don't think apologist is the word you want to use for me just because you copy pasted another thread from a week ago.

[Doctor Zalgo]

Originally posted by jackieb34:

Originally posted by WeirdWizardDave:

How hard is it to just say no?

Look I do think the game is too quick to proposition the player with every potential companion, I'd like to see some explicit opt in that would change the character of an ingame relationship from friendship to intimate. So you don't have to feel like you had to turn down an advance and live with the awkward feeling after that point that accompanies any rejected declaration of romantic interest among friends.

But at the end of the day its just a game, these aren't real people and you can just say no and forget it.

ive said no to what feels like 10+ people. at this point it feels like a sub-form of seual harassment

How many of those times were Gale? He's just built different.