Buying $500 hookers is just audio dialogue?

[Leedleleedlele]

Why in the fing hell does it cost 500 gold for a city hooker when the sex scene is just some cringe narrator dialogue? Why is tongue kissing that gay black guy a full cut scene when it didnt even cost money? Me and my team were hoping for a hilarious full animated cut scene for 500 gold. I am mad

[Settings]

Karlach didn't want me to bang them and I couldn't disappoint her like that

[AssassinZX]

Where is the city hooker? Bruh I can't even find a regular city hooker in Act 3 brothel, I think you are referring to the sibling incest prostitute couple known as Drow Twins. Peak degeneracy.

[Blanch Warren]

Originally posted by AssassinZX:

Where is the city hooker? Bruh I can't even find a regular city hooker in Act 3 brothel, I think you are referring to the sibling incest prostitute couple known as Drow Twins. Peak degeneracy.

They're Drow.

[DontMisunderstand]

Porn on the internet is free. You don't need to pay 60 bucks for a video game, and then pay in-game currency if all you want is porn.

[Zygfryd]

Originally posted by AssassinZX:

Where is the city hooker? Bruh I can't even find a regular city hooker in Act 3 brothel, I think you are referring to the sibling incest prostitute couple known as Drow Twins. Peak degeneracy.

You can do one of them if you leave your love interest outside. But yeah, it's mostly a black screen...

[VoiD]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1034140/Subverse/

[Blanch Warren]

Originally posted by DontMisunderstand:

Porn on the internet is free. You don't need to pay 60 bucks for a video game, and then pay in-game currency if all you want is porn.

I want Paladin porn.

[Kafik]

You and "your team" should just go watch ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ together and then do whatever weird stuff you want to do to each other.

[BoiledTeaBag]

BG3 seems to be 80% sex 10% actual story progression and 10% combat.
IMO Larian really dropped the ball on this one, instead of focusing on the adventure part they just toggled the "let there be sex" switch.

[PocketYoda]

Originally posted by Hizzle:

Why in the fing hell does it cost 500 gold for a city hooker when the sex scene is just some cringe narrator dialogue? Why is tongue kissing that gay black guy a full cut scene when it didnt even cost money? Me and my team were hoping for a hilarious full animated cut scene for 500 gold. I am mad

Agendas.. They can't break them.

[Boss]

What body type were the hookers? Also, does anyone know which bodytypes are capable of breeding? I've tried Bodytype A and Cs together, but I'm not getting much luck.

[Drakzen]

Have you tried...........being less horny? Or maybe watching porn?

[videomike_Ultimate_Plushie]

Internal consistency? Your money spent isn't some objective measure to a mechanical benefit in every possible interaction

[Locklave]

I assume because sex you pay for isn't as satisfying. Seems realistic lol.

Also 500g is crazy for that, it's like half the cost of a magic item. Everyone in your party wants to bang for free so why are you paying for it in the first place? Go tongue kiss the Gay Black guy for free... I guess you already did given you're telling us about it.

Originally posted by Drakzen:

Have you tried...........being less horny? Or maybe watching porn?

Na they want to pretend this is artsy and less degen. That said good advice.

[PocketYoda]

Originally posted by Drakzen:

Have you tried...........being less horny? Or maybe watching porn?

Why add hookers to a game if you can't F&%$ them?