Baldur's Gate 3

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bangable goblins
none of the goblin thick short stacks are bangable and this is not ok
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The game already gives us a Bugbear male and a female ogre. Bugbears are goblinoids, albeit the largest and probably rarest type. So we sort of get that. It's not too different from a green gnome or halfling, size-wise.
Ursprünglich geschrieben von Zoid13:
Ursprünglich geschrieben von DOOM THE PRIME EVIL:
bangable goblins

not every hole needs to be a goal.
hahaha no if we can bang a bear and a mindflayer we can bang anything that consents to it
Zoid13 28. Aug. 2023 um 3:37 
Ursprünglich geschrieben von DOOM THE PRIME EVIL:
Ursprünglich geschrieben von Zoid13:

not every hole needs to be a goal.
hahaha no if we can bang a bear and a mindflayer we can bang anything that consents to it
i guess i cant argue with that lol
Ursprünglich geschrieben von PocketYoda:
Ursprünglich geschrieben von CheekiBreeki:
I was very disappointed Sazza wasn't romanceable.
I tried to get her as a companion in early access and Nettie but everyone told me i was wrong or laughed at me..
Ursprünglich geschrieben von MegaClaus:
Hot? Not a single goblin in this game looks hot, dude. They all look like abominations.
Technically some of the goblins look like gale and you all bang him..
Sazza and Nettie were the first two characters I hoped were romanceable in the game when I first started playing. Nettie makes sense why they wouldn't be but Sazza seems like a perfect setup to being a companion.
Ursprünglich geschrieben von CheekiBreeki:
Ursprünglich geschrieben von PocketYoda:
I tried to get her as a companion in early access and Nettie but everyone told me i was wrong or laughed at me..

Technically some of the goblins look like gale and you all bang him..
Sazza and Nettie were the first two characters I hoped were romanceable in the game when I first started playing. Nettie makes sense why they wouldn't be but Sazza seems like a perfect setup to being a companion.
Nettie - Druid Sazza - Ranger.. Exactly.
I'm still triggered the best looking and most based of all small races is the only unplayable one.

And +1 for that Sazza companion request. I didn't save her neck 3 times for nothing.
Hyena 28. Aug. 2023 um 3:53 
It's not a real goblin but just some pixels so I don't see why not :steammocking:
Where were you all in early access lol i need your help back then :steamfacepalm:
when in act 2 you were given couple of goblingirls to do as you please I was really disappointed with available options..
degenerate behaviour. Expected from a furry
why dont u keep your wanking fantasys for u , and go play CoC 2 and be happy there ?
Ursprünglich geschrieben von Mijati_GER:
why dont u keep your wanking fantasys for u , and go play CoC 2 and be happy there ?
are yes i own that as well but you see if you can ♥♥♥♥ a bear and a mindflayer why is a goblin short stack not bang able
Now I'm imagining me adventuring around with a screaming gobbo stuck on my penis.
Like a baby kangaroo, but different.
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