Baldur's Gate 3

Baldur's Gate 3

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paul_orlando Aug 25, 2023 @ 5:43am
Too much kink!
My wife and I were stomaching the rainbow of flavor until we got to the flaming kinky guy in the goblin camp who wanted to spank us. Too much Larian, too much.
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SoUwUp Aug 25, 2023 @ 5:45am 
or, hear me out, not enough kink.. Know what I'm saying???
アンジェル Aug 25, 2023 @ 5:45am 
Originally posted by paul_orlando:
Too much kink!
My wife and I were stomaching the rainbow of flavor until we got to the flaming kinky guy in the goblin camp who wanted to spank us. Too much Larian, too much.

That is religion.
Dozer Aug 25, 2023 @ 5:46am 
what
LinkToReality.ttv Aug 25, 2023 @ 5:48am 
It may surprise you to know that even real life religion has practised flagellation.

Just because your mind instantly goes to the sexual stuff doesn't mean it's the only thing.

Edit: For those who might have missed it he's talking about a follower of Lovithar that's in the goblin camp.
Last edited by LinkToReality.ttv; Aug 25, 2023 @ 5:49am
Roxigon Aug 25, 2023 @ 5:52am 
Well your loss, my sister's barbarian allowed herself to be beat and now she has a pretty sweet blessing of Lovithar permanently. My bard turned her back and was hurling in the corner but I suppose it was worth it LOL
His Divine Shadow Aug 25, 2023 @ 5:53am 
Not enough
Kleme Aug 25, 2023 @ 5:55am 
Originally posted by ⎛⎝Link⎠⎞:
It may surprise you to know that even real life religion has practised flagellation.

Just because your mind instantly goes to the sexual stuff doesn't mean it's the only thing.

Edit: For those who might have missed it he's talking about a follower of Lovithar that's in the goblin camp.

every accusation is a confession with those weirdos
Sister of Silence Aug 25, 2023 @ 5:58am 
Loving it. Moar please.
DeathRow Aug 25, 2023 @ 5:59am 
hope you and your wife(/husband?) managed to get out of the game safely 🙏
LeMuflon Aug 25, 2023 @ 6:00am 
Cleric of Loviatar is completly in line with setting. That's how they just are.
Last edited by LeMuflon; Aug 25, 2023 @ 12:12pm
navigator4223 Aug 25, 2023 @ 6:01am 
Letting my sexy toon get that spanking was... stimulating.
Awesome Possum Aug 25, 2023 @ 10:23am 
Originally posted by paul_orlando:
My wife and I were stomaching the rainbow of flavor until we got to the flaming kinky guy in the goblin camp who wanted to spank us. Too much Larian, too much.
self flagellation is literally old school xian... you must be heathens
Lord Adorable Aug 25, 2023 @ 10:25am 
To be fair, he enjoys his religion a little too much.
Friends with Benedicts Aug 25, 2023 @ 10:27am 
When you make your life everything about conspiracies and everything and everyone being your enemy, you lose all rational thoughts and cant have critical thinking over the stuff in your daily life.

Then you start to jump into all sort of ludicrous conclusions. This is just a game and your taste about it will not affect your life in the slightest, but Im sad for you and your peers if you act like this irl about stuff around you.
SilverSignet Aug 25, 2023 @ 10:28am 
Loviatar is not supposed to be held up as an example of great morality - but is not invented by Larian. It's a canonical deity in the setting, and both Loviatar and self flagellation have been mentioned in DND and other games in their settings before.
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Date Posted: Aug 25, 2023 @ 5:43am
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