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Bards are the true chaotic force behind DnD.
I blame Bards for this.
Suffice to say, he was not amused.
Some characters are considering pursuing the game professionally after graduating
lmao, the hero your campaign needed but did not deserve
That's awesome, love how creative you can be in tabletop, wish a game was capable of truly capturing it.
So killing his character for being an idiot is what OUR characters would do. Lesson was learned. :)
But here's the sitch:
We had found some unlabeled potions from some crazy alchemist side-quest dude earlier. And since they were unlabeled, we decided to just randomize a magical effect everytime we used them.
Fast forward a looot of sessions, we're on top of some flying castle thing (?) And there's some random dragon attacking us, our party wasn't really ready for this encounter so we started chucking those random potions.
One of our party members immediately started ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chains out of his butt if I remember correctly, while I got some jackpot superbuff (Don't even remember what it did exactly.), which combined with my rogues sneak attack, and a crit resulted in me throwing more dice I've seen in my life, and promptly oneshotting the said dragon. The dragon the DM later said we weren't supposed to beat.
It was fun.
Reminds me of a buddy when I was very young, in his first campaign he rolled a wizard and somehow managed to knock the helm off a fighter, then equipped the helm and continued to try and engage in melee combat for like 6 turns getting beat around the head while doing no damage.
I think the DM was being nice to him since he was brand new, but he took this as an opportunity to try and be the main character of the group doing...non-wizardly stuff until he was killed off.
Paladin: "I don't like how much sense this is making. I go to the nearest tavern to drink until it stops making sense or I pass out."
DM: "No. You're just unconscious. Here's how death works in D&D."
*later*
(after rolling a crit attack and preparing to roll damage against the same character whose player dumped the CON score)
DM: "Here's how instant death works in D&D."