Shadowheart is the Vaporeon of BG3

[女王 [Queen]]

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of baldur's gate 3 breeding, Shadowheart is the most compatible companion for everyone? She's a half-elf, making her over 40 years old for cougar hunters but only 20 in human years, giving the best parts of aging, beauty, and maturity. Not only is she in the shar group, which is mostly comprised of sado-masochists, Shadowheart is of average height able to handle any species sausage stick, and with her impressive AC and healing power you can be rough with her all night. Due to her pent up religious upbringing, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Shadowheart would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. She can also learn the spells Mage hand, Healing Word, Guidance, Blade ward, Mirror Image, along with having a more than above average body, so it’d be incredibly easy for her to get you in the mood. With her spells Healing Word and Greater Restoration, she can easily recover from fatigue with enough spell slots. No other companion comes close to this level of compatibility. Ungodly AC and healing power means it can take sausage all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more!

Repost if you agree ;)

[Minnzy]

I'll take this over 90% of current threads TBH.

[Forblaze]

These are facts

[Malaficus Shaikan]

The only decent looking and nice woman is the most populair?
*pretends to be shocked*

[Kyutaru]

She's also a half-elf, making her over 40 years old for cougar hunters but only 20 in human years, giving the best parts of aging, beauty, and maturity.

[女王 [Queen]]

Originally posted by Kyutaru:

She's also a half-elf, making her over 40 years old for cougar hunters but only 20 in human years, giving the best parts of aging, beauty, and maturity.

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[Mr.Gold]

She can give you a good ol reach around with mage hand

[partly sane]

Originally posted by Minnzy:

I'll take this over 90% of current threads TBH.

tragic when this is an improvement. But such is the way it is

[MegaClaus]

Wtf did i just read... 😐

[女王 [Queen]]

Originally posted by Kyutaru:

She's also a half-elf, making her over 40 years old for cougar hunters but only 20 in human years, giving the best parts of aging, beauty, and maturity.

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[女王 [Queen]]

Originally posted by Mr.Gold:

She can give you a good ol reach around with mage hand

Exactly!

[Zef]

such vulgar language OP, this isn't your lewd shadowheart fanfic site

[女王 [Queen]]

Originally posted by Zef:

such vulgar language OP, this isn't your lewd shadowheart fanfic site

I speak only truths

[Zef]

Originally posted by .chr:

Originally posted by Zef:

such vulgar language OP, this isn't your lewd shadowheart fanfic site

I speak only truths

i wonder why it's always the one with anime pfp's that are the biggest degenerates?

[女王 [Queen]]

Originally posted by Zef:

Originally posted by .chr:

I speak only truths

i wonder why it's always the one with anime pfp's that are the biggest degenerates?

I am a prophet spreading truth and justice

[KocLobster]

Originally posted by .chr:

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of baldur's gate 3 breeding, Shadowheart is the most compatible companion for everyone? She's a half-elf, making her over 40 years old for cougar hunters but only 20 in human years, giving the best parts of aging, beauty, and maturity. Not only is she in the shar group, which is mostly comprised of sado-masochists, Shadowheart is of average height able to handle any species sausage stick, and with her impressive AC and healing power you can be rough with her all night. Due to her pent up religious upbringing, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Shadowheart would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. She can also learn the spells Mage hand, Healing Word, Guidance, Blade ward, Mirror Image, along with having a more than above average body, so it’d be incredibly easy for her to get you in the mood. With her spells Healing Word and Greater Restoration, she can easily recover from fatigue with enough spell slots. No other companion comes close to this level of compatibility. Ungodly AC and healing power means it can take sausage all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more!

I like you but I am concerned for you lol. That was a monumental amount of analysis regarding the pros and cons of breeding with Shadowheart