Why cant we mate with goblins?

[John Cena]

We can mate with humans, elfs, half orcs, demons, a lizard orc thingy, a demon human, bears, and a gay guy but we can't mate with goblins? Is it even possible? Am I missing something?

[Drake]

That's gross. They would just eat your limbs while doing it. Goblins eat people in D&D, they are not the type you invite into your room.

And it's not a lizard orc thingy. Githyankis are originally humans, they just evolved while being in captivity of the mindflayers. That change made them pisonics and have physical capabilities useful for plane traveling. But they are humans at their core.
Goblins are just spawns of evil. They just should be purged from faerun.

[Metadigital]

Can't mate with bears either.

[kojak]

Originally posted by Drake:

That's gross.

NOT AN ARGUMENT

also kobolds

[Steppenrazor]

you got issues.. like big time.

[tristan]

it is not a full version hentai game, at least not yet...

[Grey Mouser]

''I'm only here for the gold''

''Fancy a trip with a Mimic?''

[Lord Adorable]

Originally posted by Luke Skywalker:

We can mate with humans, elfs, half orcs, demons, a lizard orc thingy, a demon human, bears, and a gay guy but we can't mate with goblins? Is it even possible? Am I missing something?

What gay guy? I only see bisexuals in this game.

[kojak]

everyone is bisexual
just like dragon age 2
didnt work there either tbh

[Zerostalgia]

Because you don't get a party member that is a goblin.
/thread

[Chaos]

Damn we got a goblin(s)layer over here lol.

[John Cena]

Originally posted by Drake:

That's gross. They would just eat your limbs while doing it. Goblins eat people in D&D, they are not the type you invite into your room.

And it's not a lizard orc thingy. Githyankis are originally humans, they just evolved while being in captivity of the mindflayers. That change made them pisonics and have physical capabilities useful for plane traveling. But they are humans at their core.
Goblins are just spawns of evil. They just should be purged from faerun.

sounds like ur just racist against goblins. some of the goblins I met are pretty nice. one gave me a poem. another gave me a book. and another one gave me a stick to beat a human with.

#NOTALLGOBLINS

[Soul]

laezal is close enough, kinda looks like frog just put goblin mask on her.

[Trespasser07]

Originally posted by Luke Skywalker:

We can mate with humans, elfs, half orcs, demons, a lizard orc thingy, a demon human, bears, and a gay guy but we can't mate with goblins? Is it even possible? Am I missing something?

Romance Sazza

[John Cena]

Originally posted by Trespasser07:

Originally posted by Luke Skywalker:

We can mate with humans, elfs, half orcs, demons, a lizard orc thingy, a demon human, bears, and a gay guy but we can't mate with goblins? Is it even possible? Am I missing something?

Romance Sazza

who is sazza are they a goblin

[Miro Fox]

Originally posted by Zerostalgia:

Because you don't get a party member that is a goblin.
/thread

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You can ♥♥♥♥ a Mind-Flayer in this game
They are not a companion.