So I was walking by this barn...[SPOILER]

[Wojtek the Bear]

...in an abandoned village and I heard this thumping noise...

Anyone look in the barn yet? Surprised the anti-sex crowd aren't throwing a hissy fit yet...Probably because they don't actually play the game...

[Mr.Hmm]

Meh, pretty mild.

[Wojtek the Bear]

Originally posted by Mr.Hmm:

Meh, pretty mild.

But did a spit take and almost sprayed my monitor w/coffee...The line about never interupting the making of a half-ogre" killed me.

[PocketYoda]

Sex with a giant fat ogre is a bit tame compared to a bear obviously.

[Agony_Aunt]

Originally posted by Wojtek the Bear:

Originally posted by Mr.Hmm:

Meh, pretty mild.

But did a spit take and almost sprayed my monitor w/coffee...The line about never interupting the making of a half-ogre" killed me.

Yeah, totally cracked up at that point.

[['w']]

Opened the barn with Astarion and the marvel on his face was very welcomed.

[Orion Invictus]

I looked. I laughed. I regretted. In that order.

On my third playthrough, though, I laughed twice. No regrets.

[Agony_Aunt]

Originally posted by Orion Invictus:

I looked. I laughed. I regretted. In that order.

On my third playthrough, though, I laughed twice. No regrets.

One of my characters after the battle said something like "Every time i close my eyes i see that image"

[Orion Invictus]

Originally posted by Agony_Aunt:

Originally posted by Orion Invictus:

I looked. I laughed. I regretted. In that order.

On my third playthrough, though, I laughed twice. No regrets.

One of my characters after the battle said something like "Every time i close my eyes i see that image"

Pure poetry.