I hit my little toe in the corner of the sofa...

[AIR]

You know the feeling. It hurts a lot. A LOT. It is such a pain. I mean, it doesn't hurt as much as having to wait to load the game, but I can say this:

No one, in the history of mankind, has suffered the way I did with my serious foot injury. I know it's not the whole foot, like Michael Scott's tragedy burning his feet, but still, my little toe hurts.

I am not entitled. I just wrote a post to complain because you know... It's 2023, and we are allowed to be entitled and complain about anything.

You guys should all do a /F for my pain. Honestly. Not being able to Pre-Load is nothing compared to hitting the little toe in a corner. I am hurt for the next couple hours, and you have NO IDEA what a couple hours can mean to a person.

Did you know that a person can die without drinking water? And that a couple hours COULD MEAN LIFE OR DEATH?

People just don't understand... Couple hours matter. For those who say that don't, try winning a Formula 1 Race starting a couple hours behind. Yeah... I just blew your mind. Think about it.

I believe Larian should take my pain in consideration and DELAY the release. Reset the progress of all people that played before, since timezones are a lie (the Earth is flat, if you don't know it already - sorry to blow your mind again). I am not being entitled, all I am saying is that I should be the first one to be able to install the game. If not the first, at least people who downloaded before me should respect the values of equality and WAIT for me so I can install. What? I don't care about people that are gonna play even later, all that matter is my pain. Have you no empathy?

Is it too much to ask?

[Brahson]

prevent this from happening ever again by cutting off your toes

[Corrosion]

Can i just suggest a better net? Pathetic.

[Mr_Pennywise]

LOL that was funny good one

[bioras]

We can all tell stories of stubbing our toes while we wait. I once stubbed my pinky toe so bad I nearly popped the end of it off. Only the part under the nail was still attached.
2 more hours left. Now what?

[MrSoul]

/F for your toe
And yup 100%, stop the presses, Larian gtf away from that big red button. This show is over right now, I’m cancelling Halloween, all of your bdays AND Xmas now too.

We ain’t playing this till that toe is all better.

[Lur Nen Rue]

someone roll a nat 1 in dex saves

[Silvercourage]

Hah! I thought you were going to take it in a different direction: "Life is short, what if I die between now and release. I'm significantly worried my toe could be infected and I might die! Please release early...". 🙂

But still.. /F. 😂

[Roust McGoust]

Dang bro you should have a higher perception, or maybe acrobatics to avoid hitting your toe like that. Sad these days when players blame the devs for not understanding the rules. Your parents should have invested a few more intelligence points at character creation

(I'm joking in the same humor as your post btw)

[Red Rune]

F

Sorry to hear, best just cut the toe off.

[Frunklin]

I once hit my little toe against the side of the my chair and it hurt. Like it hurt really bad where I could feel the pain inside my toe molecules. The weird thing was when I looked down I saw that I was bleeding my own blood and I had Franklin Roosevelted it against a piece of a tooth that I use for making furniture with.

[Krude]

RIP toes

[Shintai]

We all know this tragedy. Whoever designed all these feet of furnitures must be a mind flayer.

[Flowmastah]

I broke my toe that way a few years ago. No joke. And guess what? They don't splint broken toes. You kinda just tape it to one of your other toes and hope it heals more or less straight.

Spoiler: it's wonky.

[CoffeeBro]

Why isn't toe stubbing in BG3 Larian? This would be totally immersive!

[Wickedfizzy]

I think it should come in an encrypted zip file and the password should be the smell of a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. If you roll a natural 1 the pool becomes acid.