Let us romance Boo, Larian (SERIOUS)

[Puff Daddy]

Now that bears are confirmed to be romanceable, there's no reason whatsoever to not allow the player to romance Boo, the hunky hamster. Ever since I played BG1 when I was a wee one, I felt attracted to his gorgeous eyes and the squeak he makes when clicking on him in the inventory. Which is why it'd be awesome of Larian to let us romance such an iconic character. Heck, we might get married and have a DLC that allows us to have mini-boos after 9 months.

[fae.wicket]

Oh ♥♥♥♥ off with your bull.

[Poop King]

I wish to be able to romance slugs.

[Squiffy]

*you put on a wizard hat and insert Boo in your Booty*

I can see it happening.

I just can't unsee it happening.

Minsc in the corner watching like "BUTT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR GOODNESS!"

[Conker]

we will never be the man that boo is

he way to strong for all of us

[Puff Daddy]

Originally posted by fae.wicket:

Oh ♥♥♥♥ off with your bull.

Boo is not a bull, he's a hamster

[Poop King]

Originally posted by Boozy:

*you put on a wizard hat and insert Boo in your Booty*

I can see it happening.

I just can't unsee it happening.

Minsc in the corner watching like "BUTT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR GOODNESS!"

Naaah, Minsc would approve because he also shoved boo up his bumhole right at the start of BG2.

[Puff Daddy]

Druids should have special scenes with Boo. Let us turn into a hamster Larian, how else am I supposed to romance him?

[Zangetsu]

I dont know as a fact but I think boo is just an animal and not a person, while haslin was a person even when shapeshifted. Brainpower is important and makes a big difference

The haslin bear romance was not thrown in there just to hump a bear. Its a reasonable speedbump in dating a shapeshifter and they respected player choice so they let you go full bear. But even then its not porn, there is a softcore romance scene into a fade to black.

[Poop King]

Originally posted by Zangetsu:

I dont know as a fact but I think boo is just an animal and not a person, while haslin was a person even when shapeshifted. Brainpower is important and makes a big difference

The haslin bear romance was not thrown in there just to hump a bear. Its a reasonable speedbump in dating a shapeshifter and they respected player choice so they let you go full bear. But even then its not porn, there is a softcore romance scene into a fade to black.

Wrong. Boo is a sentient and intelligent miniature giant space hamster. Didn't anyone here play the previous games?

[VastGirth]

If you abuse boo then all his non miniature giant space hamster brethren should come down and give you a good probing

[Ashe]

This is where a good DM should come in and give the Bard some karmic retribution.

[Poop King]

https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Miniature_giant_space_hamster

Miniature giant space hamsters were identical in size to regular hamsters.[2]

These creatures were apparently quite intelligent and had the ability to talk in whispers, though most of the time they just made normal hamster squeaks.[4] They were considerably more intelligent than regular hamsters and possessed short-range telepathic abilities, which they kept hidden from most creatures they encountered.[1] According to advertising brochures found in Sigil, they were gentle with children

Boo does in fact communicate with Minsc.

Hmmm, what if there was subplot where boo was temporarily restored to regular giant space hamster size and then you frick hmmm.

[Deadpaanda]

in the great words of eminem "shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube"

[✪ Wuhan Warrior 🍉🍉]

You got to take the package of Minsc+Boo. No picking. *Minsc and Boo stands ready*

[Poop King]

Originally posted by ✪ Wuhan Warrior 🍉🍉:

You got to take the package of Minsc+Boo. No picking. *Minsc and Boo stands ready*

Done and done. Minsc and boo orgy yes plz.