Baldur's Gate 3

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Nox Jul 26, 2023 @ 2:59am
Marry, F*ck, Kill?
So, fellow players. Tell me what companion would you like MFK.

This is a thread just for funs and laughs...

Marry - Karlach (even tho my 1st playthrough Im going for Shadowheart, Karlach is just sparking with wholesome Ness)

F*ck - Minthara (dommy mommy vibes)

Kill - Lae'zel (sorry Bae'zel lovers)
Last edited by Nox; Jul 26, 2023 @ 3:00am
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Dinvan Jul 26, 2023 @ 3:02am 
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Kill - All companions. I can't stand their voices.

♥♥♥♥ - No one, I'm old and have never met a woman better than my right hand.

Marry - The adventurers life.
Nox Jul 26, 2023 @ 3:03am 
Originally posted by Dinvan:
Kill - All companions. I can't stand their voices.

♥♥♥♥ - No one, I'm old and have never met a woman better than my right hand.

Marry - The adventurers life.

Fair enough :D
seed oil consumer Jul 26, 2023 @ 3:03am 
im going to smooch them all
Nox Jul 26, 2023 @ 3:04am 
Originally posted by catch me on xbox:
im going to smooch them all

.......me too
Fraktal Jul 26, 2023 @ 3:04am 
M: The Bear

F: Shadowheart

K: The perverted squirrel that likes to watch
Wubbinz Jul 26, 2023 @ 3:04am 
Originally posted by Dinvan:
Kill - All companions. I can't stand their voices.

♥♥♥♥ - No one, I'm old and have never met a woman better than my right hand.

Marry - The adventurers life.
A more based statement was never made.
Nox Jul 26, 2023 @ 3:04am 
Originally posted by The Orange and Blue Ninja:
M: The Bear

F: Shadowheart

K: The perverted squirrel that likes to watch

I was just waiting when the bear will appear :D
RakiaTime Jul 26, 2023 @ 3:06am 
M: Lae'Zel
F: Minthara
K: Halsin obviously, otherwise i dont get to ♥♥♥♥ minthara
Linde Jul 26, 2023 @ 3:10am 
M: Minthara. Gotta have the right sort of girl by my side to seed proper fear into the hearts of my future subjects.
F: Astarion, But only because that would drive the love of my life Minthara to kill him slower and more painfully than I would ever be able to, and selling him out to the bounty hunter or killing him myself has become old during EA.
K: Gale. I plan on taking a hand instead of lending it as the dark urge ^_^
Last edited by Linde; Jul 26, 2023 @ 3:10am
Recjawjind Jul 26, 2023 @ 3:11am 
Originally posted by Linde:
K: Gale.
Hope you enjoy those 2 days of life youll have left afterwards :)
nyanko Jul 26, 2023 @ 3:13am 
M: Shadowheart
F: Minthara
K: I would roll a dice between Gale and Astarion.
Recjawjind Jul 26, 2023 @ 3:14am 
Originally posted by nyanko:
M: Shadowheart
F: Minthara
K: I would roll a dice between Gale and Astarion.
Hm, a 50/50 of basically suicide in the kill section might be suboptimal.
Linde Jul 26, 2023 @ 3:15am 
Originally posted by Recjawjind:
Originally posted by Linde:
K: Gale.
Hope you enjoy those 2 days of life youll have left afterwards :)
Every second in a world without gale is like a thousand lifetimes in a world with him.

Normal EA play through I don't go near the portal to trigger his arrival. So I get a world without Gale already ^_^ But it is my hope that Larian has removed that silly game over condition from final release as all it is there to do is to make you wanna try killing gale even harder.
RakiaTime Jul 26, 2023 @ 3:16am 
Originally posted by Recjawjind:
Originally posted by Linde:
K: Gale.
Hope you enjoy those 2 days of life youll have left afterwards :)
its unfortunate you cant just kill him, dump the body somewhere and run far far away
Deviant Jul 26, 2023 @ 3:16am 
M: Bae'zel
F: Minthara
K: Astarion
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