Bow before me, bow before the Absolute. BHAAL"

[Jymmi]

Bow before me, bow before the Absolute. BHAAL"

[dolby]

with a name like Absolute people will laugh before you, not bow before you.

[Lord Adorable]

Originally posted by dolby:

with a name like Absolute people will laugh before you, not bow before you.

God: *Starts crying in the corner.*

[GeoG85]

Had to do a double take and check the closed captions to see if he actually did call himself Bhaal. :P

[mods twist his balls]

The main antagonist calls himself the Absolute cuz his real name might be something dumb like Kevin or Randal

[Яeplicant]

Originally posted by lil bro:

The main antagonist calls himself the Absolute cuz his real name might be something dumb like Kevin or Randal

Swap Randal for Randy and we've come to an agreement. Pitchfork's actually the main antagonist, with his silly magic tricks.