Please Larian let me lick a female goblin's

[mods twist his balls]

feet, you get to lick the toes of a goblin in the Absolute camp, unfortunately the goblin is a guy. I'm fine with people being able to lick male goblin's toes but having the option of licking a female goblin's succulent toes would be awesome for female goblin fans such as myself. You can throw doodoo at one of the bad guys when you enter the camp, it shouldn't be too much work compared to modeling the doodoo and animating the doodoo throwing. Thank you and take care.

[Яeplicant]

Well, that missing nut sure is taking it's toll.

[Pan Darius Cassandra]

This is one of the weirder trolling attempts I've seen. Like, what exactly is the troll here?

That you want goblin sex/romance scenes? That's been a common request since day one (and one that I engage in out of jest).

Or is it really the specificity of licking goblin feet? Your trolling attempt leaves out the fact that kissing (not licking, if we want to be pedantic about it) Crusher's feet is a plot device. You don't provide any context for the story under which you'd be licking/kissing this hypothetical female goblin's feet. And which female? Sazza? Gut? One that doesn't exist yet?

Are you trying to tell us something without telling us?

I know this is trolling, I just can't put my finger on the why/what of it.

[mods twist his balls]

Originally posted by Pan Darius Kairos:

This is one of the weirder trolling attempts I've seen. Like, what exactly is the troll here?

That you want goblin sex/romance scenes? That's been a common request since day one (and one that I engage in out of jest).

Or is it really the specificity of licking goblin feet? Your trolling attempt leaves out the fact that kissing (not licking, if we want to be pedantic about it) is a plot device. You don't provide any context for the story under which you'd be licking/kissing this hypothetical female goblin's feet. And which female? Sazza? Gut? One that doesn't exist yet?

Are you trying to tell us something without telling us?

I know this is trolling, I just can't put my finger on the why/what of it.

You're overthinking it, sometimes a man just wants goblin toes on his face

[Metallicus]

If you want sex with a goblin just go to any college bar around 2am.

[Lord Adorable]

Want to lick Goblin feet? Find any member of the GOP and go nuts.

The GOPlins if you will.

[Pan Darius Cassandra]

Originally posted by Lord Adorable:

Want to lick Goblin feet? Find any member of the GOP and go nuts.

He said he wanted to lick feet, not nuts, but given they are constantly prone to stepping all over their own junk, they might be the same thing!

[Yojo0o]

Yes, officer? This thread right here.

[Metallicus]

I am always disappointed to see discussions turn political for no reason. I am pretty sure politics and religion are no go on the forums.

[Quillithe]

Originally posted by Pan Darius Kairos:

This is one of the weirder trolling attempts I've seen. Like, what exactly is the troll here?

That you want goblin sex/romance scenes? That's been a common request since day one (and one that I engage in out of jest).

Or is it really the specificity of licking goblin feet? Your trolling attempt leaves out the fact that kissing (not licking, if we want to be pedantic about it) Crusher's feet is a plot device. You don't provide any context for the story under which you'd be licking/kissing this hypothetical female goblin's feet. And which female? Sazza? Gut? One that doesn't exist yet?

Are you trying to tell us something without telling us?

I know this is trolling, I just can't put my finger on the why/what of it.

No it's goblining

[mods twist his balls]

goblussy

[Yojo0o]

Originally posted by horse saying man meme:

goblussy

Baldur's Gussy 3

[dolby]

Originally posted by horse saying man meme:

Originally posted by Pan Darius Kairos:

This is one of the weirder trolling attempts I've seen. Like, what exactly is the troll here?

That you want goblin sex/romance scenes? That's been a common request since day one (and one that I engage in out of jest).

Or is it really the specificity of licking goblin feet? Your trolling attempt leaves out the fact that kissing (not licking, if we want to be pedantic about it) is a plot device. You don't provide any context for the story under which you'd be licking/kissing this hypothetical female goblin's feet. And which female? Sazza? Gut? One that doesn't exist yet?

Are you trying to tell us something without telling us?

I know this is trolling, I just can't put my finger on the why/what of it.

You're overthinking it, sometimes a man just wants goblin toes on his face

exactly bunch of people have feet fetish....so yeah toe licking is right up that alley. That i don't get if you gonna go for limbs at least go for lags those lead to something? hehe i can understand that but feet? nop not my cup of tea. so we always just kill goblins lol but i guess at least it's not soles man who made up that sceen those are the true weirdos hehe

[boo_guy]

So since we're talking about feet here what is everyone's favorite Tarantino movie?

[Zornarak]

amazing

[Pan Darius Cassandra]

Originally posted by boo_guy:

So since we're talking about feet here what is everyone's favorite Tarantino movie?

Kill Bill