Kobolds as playable race!

[Kori]

They are smol, cute, and get all the advantages!

[CDI Mario]

Originally posted by GrandMajora:

Originally posted by CDI Mario:

I dont have something against kobolds, I have something against people who want to ♥♥♥♥ kobolds

I don't want to shake the hand of any DM who does not allow for the lewding of Kobolds.

There's something wrong with those kinds of people.

i dont want to shake the hand of a dm who allows lewding of kobolds, Probably the stereo typical bad dm, over weight, cheeto dust, Fedora, Has the Player vs Dm mindset, Does freeform rp.

[CDI Mario]

Originally posted by GrandMajora:

Originally posted by pandariuskairos:

When it comes to sex, there is only one moral law: consent. If adult kobolds are consenting, then more power to them.

Ah yes, the Harkness Test!

Kobolds dont pass the harkness test since they canonically typically have below average human intelligence of an 8, where a commoner has a 10

[CDI Mario]

Originally posted by Dragon Master:

For the weirdos out there

What do you mean by that? they are all present and accounted for. there is no out there, they are all here

[CDI Mario]

Originally posted by GrandMajora:

Originally posted by CDI Mario:

Has the Player vs Dm mindset, Does freeform rp.

Hey, Freeform is where I learned how to RP in the first place. It taught me how to appreciate the possibility of experiencing player character death, where before I was staunchly against it.

It also helped me improve my skills at writing as a creative hobby.

Originally posted by CDI Mario:

Kobolds dont pass the harkness test since they canonically typically have below average human intelligence of an 8, where a commoner has a 10

An Intelligence score of 8 is still considered a sapient being. In Neverwinter Nights, having a score below 9 made your character illiterate, so they couldn't use scrolls, but you were still capable of holding a conversation.

Based on what I've seen from stat blocks so far, most non-magical animals have an intelligence score around 1 or 2.

an intelegence score of 8 puts them on the same level as a Magmin, Small fire elementals who views anything that can be lit on fire as something that SHOULD be lit on fire. Thats on the HIGHER level of intelligence for summoned elementals. you give kobolds too much credit. Summoned elementals are basically lobotomized versions of their real self in their own plane. Kobolds are equal in intelligence to a lobotomized fire elemental. not even a strong fire elemental. a MAGMIN, a CR 1/2 monster, who, if grouped like kobolds, Would be much more dangerous

[CDI Mario]

Originally posted by GrandMajora:

Originally posted by CDI Mario:

an intelegence score of 8 puts them on the same level as a Magmin, Small fire elementals who views anything that can be lit on fire as something that SHOULD be lit on fire. Thats on the HIGHER level of intelligence for summoned elementals. you give kobolds too much credit.

It's a FIRE ELEMENTAL. Meaning it is native to the PLANE OF FIRE, where virtually everything is constantly on fire, all the time.

It's mind did not evolve to be compatible with the Material Plane. The fact that some things are not on fire here is as alien to the Magmin as they are to us.

Efreeti are fire elmentals too. Native to the PLANE OF FIRE. their intelligence is 16. they didnt evolve to be compatible to the material plane either. whats their excuse. thats not true about how they dont understand material plane. since a fire elemental knows ♥♥♥♥ like that and they have a int of 5
Doesnt matter
Their poo brain is still the equivalent of a kobold

[KaffeeRausch]

Kobold Romance ?:
Please don't get me wrong, I have nothing against tranzgender etc. but ...
Kobolds are only 60 - 74 cm tall and should weigh 16 - 20 kg, plus they are lizards.
That's a combo that you could scold everything else, these words are definitely filtered as insults so I can chew on the letter.

Because the internet is a garbage dump and you can find the right piles of dust everywhere, you can find the right dirty comic ... I regret having found something.

There is even Dakimakura with a Kobold picture ...

Can we agree that in Divinity Origin Sin 2 the two lizard women were enough?
It was funny somewhere ... but Larian doesn't have to do something like that to himself!


Larian has to animate, they already have enough work and have painted the dinosaurs as druid animal forms.

[KaffeeRausch]

Originally posted by GrandMajora:

Originally posted by Niob87:

Kobold Romance ?:
Please don't get me wrong, I have nothing against tranzgender etc. but ...
Kobolds are only 60 - 74 cm tall and should weigh 16 - 20 kg, plus they are lizards.

How dare you, sir / madam? Kobolds are DRAGONS!

Also, why do people have a problem with lewding small races? That's like saying you shouldn't lewd people who suffer from dwarfism. I mean, I personally wouldn't do it, but there's nothing wrong about being into dwarves.

It's okay ... I'd rather not say anything more.

[Pan Darius Cassandra]

Originally posted by GrandMajora:

Originally posted by Niob87:

Kobold Romance ?:
Please don't get me wrong, I have nothing against tranzgender etc. but ...
Kobolds are only 60 - 74 cm tall and should weigh 16 - 20 kg, plus they are lizards.

How dare you, sir / madam? Kobolds are DRAGONS!

Also, why do people have a problem with lewding small races? That's like saying you shouldn't lewd people who suffer from dwarfism. I mean, I personally wouldn't do it, but there's nothing wrong about being into dwarves.

I mean, if there's 'nothing wrong with it', then why wouldn't you do it? And why do you people keep using euphemisms like "lewding"? How old are you? It's fine to say ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, the Steam profanity filter just filters it out anyway.

Nothing wrong with being a dirty, dirty goblin (or kobold, as the case may be) ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

[Pan Darius Cassandra]

Originally posted by GrandMajora:

Originally posted by pandariuskairos:

I mean, if there's 'nothing wrong with it', then why wouldn't you do it? And why do you people keep using euphemisms like "lewding"? How old are you? It's fine to say ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, the Steam profanity filter just filters it out anyway.

Nothing wrong with being a dirty, dirty goblin (or kobold, as the case may be) ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Because I'm just not attracted to dwarves? I personally don't find them very sexually appealing, but that's no reason for me to try and chastise anybody who does. It's no different from how some people prefer fatties, and others like their partners to be more lean, or muscular.

How about halflings or gnomes?

[Pan Darius Cassandra]

Originally posted by GrandMajora:

Originally posted by pandariuskairos:

How about halflings or gnomes?

Not really into them, either. They're basically a smaller, skinnier version of dwarves. Also, they don't exist in real life (as far as I know), so you wouldn't be able to date one, anyways.

Romancing a gnome would be like trying to romance a troll doll.

Sounds like you have a height fetish. ;)

[Shwin]

Originally posted by pandariuskairos:

How about halflings or gnomes?

Why yes, I would gladly lewd halflings and gnomes. Same for Kobolds and Goblins. Hell, I'd lewd Fairies too and none of you can stop me!

Besides, people have their preferences (fantasy or otherwise), and that's fine. Some people just want to gawk at their Dragonborn, or make googly eyes at their Tabaxi. More vanilla people would love to romance an elf, or might just stick to humans. Cultured individuals put halflings above all else, and others want to date a Githyanki for some reason.

Originally posted by GrandMajora:

How dare you, sir / madam? Kobolds are DRAGONS!

According to the monster manual, "Kobolds are craven reptilian humanoids that worship evil dragons as demigods and serve them as minions and toadies." They aren't dragons. They are weaker than a newborn Dragon Wyrmling.

[CDI Mario]

Originally posted by GrandMajora:

Originally posted by Shwin:

According to the monster manual, "Kobolds are craven reptilian humanoids that worship evil dragons as demigods and serve them as minions and toadies." They aren't dragons. They are weaker than a newborn Dragon Wyrmling.

The Monster Manual is WRONG!

Kobolds were literally created from the flesh of the first true Dragons. They are their most favored servants. They are destined to rule the world, at which point the other races will regret how they abused them, as they cower on their knees begging for mercy!

Have you not heard the story of Deekin Scalesinger? The legendary, Kobold Bard who rejected Mephistopholes' promises of power, and brought him to heel when he sought to invade the material plane?

are we making stuff up now? Cool, Kurtulmak was created when a Kua Toa saw a adventurer
wearing dragon hide and thought it was a dragon. he proptly fell off a cliff and died and thats why kobolds and their god are stupid.
Wait. Your telling me a kobold did not take the help of one of the most powerful demons to maybe Release his god? your right, player characters arnt subject to statblocks because 8 intelligence is too much for him

[CDI Mario]

Originally posted by GrandMajora:

Originally posted by CDI Mario:

are we making stuff up now? Cool, Kurtulmak was created when a Kua Toa saw a adventurer
wearing dragon hide and thought it was a dragon. he proptly fell off a cliff and died and thats why kobolds and their god are stupid

No, I'm not making things up. That is actually what their official lore states about their origins for the Forgotten Realms.

In ancient times, the true dragons were immortal, but they wanted to create servants for themselves. Ao taught them the secret of how to do so, but warned they would need to sacrifice their immortality, as well as a part of themselves in order to make it work.

The dragons chose to do it anyways. Relinquishing their immortality and cutting off a piece of their own flesh in the process to create the first Kobolds.

Their claims of being related to dragons are not just proud, empty boasts. They were created from the flesh and blood of true dragons, who selflessly gave up their divinity so that they might come into existence!

It couldnt possibly be that chromatic dragons made ♥♥♥♥ up to get a dumb race to follow them, and ingrain a deep debt they believe they owe them. i mean, Chromatic dragons arnt known for being lying, deceitful, cruel and manipulative. noooo, Green, Blue, Black, red, and white dragons are all virtuous and would never lie to get free slaves. its not in their nature. im sure the ideas passed down by kobolds who were constantly dominated by dragons would have a perfect record of their origins. its definatly not propaganda the canonically evil dragons told them.
they can even ask their god for clarification. Oh wait.

[CDI Mario]

Originally posted by GrandMajora:

Originally posted by CDI Mario:

It couldnt possibly be that chromatic dragons made ♥♥♥♥ up to get a dumb race to follow them, and ingrain a deep debt they believe they owe them. i mean, They arnt known for being lying, deceitful, cruel and manipulative. noooo, Green, Blue, Black, red, and white dragons are all virtuous and would never lie to get free slaves

One of those creators was Caesinjach. who is attributed with Green Dragons.

She created Kurtulmak, and ordered him and his followers to search for treasure to expand her hoard. A task which Kurtulmark and his tribe proved to be so incredibly efficient at doing, that she became the wealthiest dragon in the world.

She decided to reward their outstanding service, by granting them their freedom!

Ah yes, Green dragons, The least Cunning and Treacherous. No ulterior motives with those ones. again, This is Draconian lore, Told by dragons. the most trustworthy of sources. youd find more trustworthy sources in waterdeeps slums

[Pan Darius Cassandra]

Originally posted by Sew:

Not if "someone" called the cops & said your "gnomes" "halflings" "kobolds" "goblins" & "fairies " are possibly underage! The cops will then barge into your home, & you'll be so scared that you'll never want to see a monster again.

Because it will just remind you of the individual who called the cops on you, & besides you'll be too busy plotting your revenge lol. (If it does actually happen it wasn't me okay, just saying that you can be stopped maybe?) 😈 😇

Who are the "cops" in Faerun, why do they care if gnomes, halflings, kobolds, goblins and faeries are underage, and how do they know/prove these gnomes, halflings, kobolds, goblins and faeries are 'underage' in the first place? What I mean is, do they like hunt down their parents and ask them? Do they have some kind of age test? Do they just ask the gnome, halfling, kobold, goblins or faerie in question what their age is, and what if the gnome, halfling, kobold, goblin or faerie lied to them? Like, I'm just trying to visualize how this all goes down and what it means. What are you really driving at here?