Baldur's Gate 3

Baldur's Gate 3

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Auburn2 Oct 29, 2020 @ 9:08pm
How do I clean up all these bodies in my camp?
So I got a whole slew of bodies in my camp they are really gross and are going to start to stink soon and I can't figure out how to move them. If I could just move them I could pile them all up and burn them or something.

It is kind of complicated how they all got here - I helped these goblins and a nice Drow lady take out a cult of devilspawn .... literally devil people with horns, tails, red skin, the whole 9 yards ... called themselves "tieflings". Well the goblins invite themselves back to my camp to celebrate and for some reason they brought some of the tiefling bodies with them. Kind of macabre, but I figure they brought them, they will take them home too, not worth causing a scene over.

Well the drow lady comes on to me during the party and naturally I am not going to turn her down, so we hook up and then later that night I see her standing over me with a freaking knife! Huge fight breaks out, her goblins end up killed so now I have goblin bodies littering the ground as well as the dead drow, the aforementioned tieflings and a huge dead ogre. Even worse sleeping with the drow gal pisses off this other elf chick I had been trying to hook up with for days. She like won't even talk to me now. I want to tell her I made a huge mistake shacking up the drow but she literally won't let me speak to her about it.

Then a few nights later this freaking bear and druid guy show up and accuse me of murdering someone and they attack me. ... more bodies

So at this point I have like 20 bodies strewn around my camp and no wants to clean them up. To add insult to injury, I also have this skeletor-looking dude walking around my camp. He climbed out of this coffin and looks like he is old enough to be dead but he is walking and talking.

The traveling companions I am with don't seem to notice any of this, it is like they got some kind of mental problem and are blocking it all out.
Last edited by Auburn2; Oct 29, 2020 @ 9:10pm
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Silverquick Oct 29, 2020 @ 9:33pm 
Lol!!!!

Ok I admit that's hilarious.
Keltarik Oct 29, 2020 @ 10:04pm 
Seems your in a bit of a pickle there, lol. XD
Brady4444 Oct 29, 2020 @ 10:16pm 
Wow, I only have one body so far. I didn't realize it could get that far.

Edit: There really needs to be a /clean command or camp spell for that. Maybe a gold sink where it costs 100 gold?
Last edited by Brady4444; Oct 29, 2020 @ 10:17pm
Bastila Shan Oct 29, 2020 @ 10:19pm 
Just type cls in console
Brady4444 Oct 29, 2020 @ 10:22pm 
cls cleans the whole camp? Or do I need to target things first?
Born2Pwn Oct 30, 2020 @ 11:38am 
shove bodies away ( like into the stone building or into the water ).
lejes Oct 30, 2020 @ 1:03pm 
lulz
AsianGirlLover Oct 30, 2020 @ 1:08pm 
Just push the ones you don’t need into the water or something, then leave the rest of the corpses for storage, lol
Brian Sirith Oct 30, 2020 @ 1:44pm 
Thank you OP! :lunar2019laughingpig:
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Date Posted: Oct 29, 2020 @ 9:08pm
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