Santa Garf visited my house today :O

[inpurpleshadows]

Everybody knows the story of Santa Claus, but I would argue that Santa Garf is a more important entity in the realm of what I like to call Garfmas. For the unenlightened, Garfmas is a holiday celebrated on the same day as Christmas, only difference being that people celebrating the former give constant praise to the Garf and gift presents related to the orange-furred lord. Now, last night for this festive occasion, I put together a plate of half-cooked lasagna and set up a camera to prove to the Nermal Sympathizers that Santa Garf is, in fact, real. I opened every door in my house, unlocked all the windows and uncovered the curtains to let Santa Garf know where I am.

I went to bed, dreaming about Garfmas. Afterwards, I woke up and noticed that the lasagna was eaten and the camera was gone. Likewise, a lot of my valuable possessions were no longer present in the house. I was worried that without the camera, I wouldn't be able to prove Santa Garf's existence, but then I realized that I don't need any proof as the missing objects were enough to convince me that he is indeed real. To make up for the stolen valuables, Santa Garf gifted me a pipe bomb in my mailbox, how gracious. So yeah, for all of you Nermal Agents, Santa Garf is real and denying it is pure delusion

[Automaton-37467]

I LOVE GAROFL AND HE GAVE ME A FLAT SCREEN TV, 353 DOLLARS AND A LOT OF GENERALLY VALUABLE ITEMS THAT COULD BE FOUND IN ONES HOUSE!
I am so happy about this information.
Gipiep is truly a gift to humanity.
Unlike Nermal.