i am deeply disturbed

♥♥♥♥ GAME, CANT REPLAY IT, I TRIED EVERYTHING I CANT DELETE THE SAVE FILE I WANNA REPLAY IT WHY

A cheap game, but not a good one. The selling points of this game would appear to be funny branching storylines, fun minigames, and surreal art which frequently changes style. Unfortunately, the storylines aren't particularly funny, the minigames are boring and sometimes absurdly difficult to beat, and the art just feels bland and emotionless (except for three endings drawn by Archtide, who has apparently vanished off the face of the internet since the game was released).

Worst of all is the awful lack of polish and quality of life improvements on the GUI. Hitting space sometimes skips dialogue, and sometimes doesn't. You have to rewatch the same unfunny cutscene if you want to retry a minigame (one of which takes an entire minute to watch someone slowly fall from the sky). It doesn't help that some minigames are just painful or unfun, alongside the ones which you'll instantly lose if you don't have split second reaction time. They're also clearly made to be played with a controller, and the mouse never gets utilised (even when it could be very useful).

Really, the branching storylines feel like a bad Henry Stickmin game (or a worse version of the classic tongue-in-cheek adventure games like Sam and Max or Monkey Island), the minigames feel like a bad Warioware game (or a worse version of rhythm games like Rhythm Heaven, Melatonin, or Bits and Bops), and the lacklustre art just really doesn't do it for me (those few endings drawn by Archtide won me over on this, the game's low-effort artstyle doesn't really add anything for me).

So if you wanna play a good game, I'd recommend one of the ones I mentioned. This one wasn't really worth my time.

I like it but some minigames are near impossible to beat

Came here, because of Lisa: the Painful. The games ideas are funny, but I do not like the part where you have to guess three different pictures. I'm not good at it and kind of curbed my enthusiasm, because you need it to unlock certain endings.

So can not really recommend it. Hoped it was more of a casual game, but some minigames need a lot of attention.

If only Satan could tell me where this game spawned. It must be from the depts of firey hell. This game will haunt my dreams. It has left me in such overwhelming shock that i am afraid i am having trouble writing such a kind message. The things i have witnessed in the last 11 minutes have changed my life. I am unaware if it has changed for the better but from what i have seen i have reason to thing other wise. Why was i put into this situation. Was there a reason i was given this fate? These were all things i wondered as i failed to put Marty's seat belt on for the 5th time. Why wouldn't his seat belt go on. He was not even drunk yet. I frown upon his ability to act on such simple task. Was he born with 2 brain-cells? He must've been. May Satan have mercy on his wife and child (which is not his.) Maybe instead of his child (which is not his.) he should invest in Pre-K, this might help improve his motor-skills. This will assist in getting his seat belt on. I believe his child (which is not his.) will thrive due to not sharing genes with him. I hope that child (which is not his.) lives a very fulfilling life. I will continue to play to see if the game gets better. I do not believe there is much hope all the less.

i did not play it for 7 hour and then game wont start

I never played this game.

It's quite boring tbh

#dumb