How do you kill Lulu ?

[Chance Sarsis]

Seriously, I really really hate that annoying character. Worst than the child of argons.

I wanna hit her with a hammer up to the moon and never ever see her face again.
The story would have been so much better without her frigging face, I am so mad, she make me mad.

[Infern]

If you want her to no longer exist. Just send her to an island and forget she exists. :P

[Ryan Fenton]

Salutation Station. It's a crafting item.

You can turn anyone you want into a living statue saying whatever you'd want.

It's basically freezing them in carbonite with a cartoon speech bubble.

Heck, one of the tablet quests IS "build a room somewhere really low"...

Then you can keep your Buildertopias for better uses.

[AsianGirlLover]

You can send her to a buildertopia that you never plan on visiting. (I’d recommend the poison type isle for that one)

You could alternatively “banish” her to part of the IOA where you don’t plan on building. For example, ignore the desert area and move all your villagers to the other two areas. Then dedicate the “banished” area as being one giant prison. You can surround it with a lake of lava, traps, and even put her room underwater/poison so she suffocates if she tries to sleep in her bed.

Plenty of options, really. To top it all off, you can even put a guillotine there to really get your point across.

Short of all that, I’m sure a mod will come out soon that’ll make her killable or at least delete her from the game.

[Synavix]

But who would rule over Lulutopia if you get rid of her?

[Chance Sarsis]

Banishing or getting ride of her does not stop her to be forced in the main quest xD

That my problem, she been an annoying **** since the beginning.

But I will keep the statue in mind and bury her in the sand, somewhere I will entirely forget about her. Probably under the garbage cake she made when i returned from jail.

[tambaloneus]

Y'know Malroth liked that cake she made... which makes you wonder what secret she's hiding.

[AsianGirlLover]

Originally posted by tambaloneus:

Y'know Malroth liked that cake she made... which makes you wonder what secret she's hiding.

He liked it because he’s not really human. Ask any of the monster companions you get later in the game, like that silver slime, and he’ll talk about how great a cook she is - it’s because her food is so disgusting, it’s only fit for monsters.

[Chance Sarsis]

Originally posted by AsianGirlLover:

Originally posted by tambaloneus:

Y'know Malroth liked that cake she made... which makes you wonder what secret she's hiding.

He liked it because he’s not really human. Ask any of the monster companions you get later in the game, like that silver slime, and he’ll talk about how great a cook she is - it’s because her food is so disgusting, it’s only fit for monsters.

What he meant is, that Lulu could also be a monster, which is why she can eat those disgusting things.

[AsianGirlLover]

Originally posted by Legendary UwU:

Originally posted by AsianGirlLover:

He liked it because he’s not really human. Ask any of the monster companions you get later in the game, like that silver slime, and he’ll talk about how great a cook she is - it’s because her food is so disgusting, it’s only fit for monsters.

What he meant is, that Lulu could also be a monster, which is why she can eat those disgusting things.

Hmm... I suppose I could see that... she’s not a succubus, though, so she still gets the boot.

[tambaloneus]

Originally posted by Legendary UwU:

Originally posted by AsianGirlLover:

He liked it because he’s not really human. Ask any of the monster companions you get later in the game, like that silver slime, and he’ll talk about how great a cook she is - it’s because her food is so disgusting, it’s only fit for monsters.

What he meant is, that Lulu could also be a monster, which is why she can eat those disgusting things.

Pretty much my suspicion ... I'd use the mirror on her but too scared to see what she turns into...

[AsianGirlLover]

Originally posted by tambaloneus:

Originally posted by Legendary UwU:

What he meant is, that Lulu could also be a monster, which is why she can eat those disgusting things.

Pretty much my suspicion ... I'd use the mirror on her but too scared to see what she turns into...

Probably Medusa from Kid Icarus, but before her sexy transformation.

[DayDreamer]

I'm actually surprised to see this. What about Lulu that makes you hate her so much?

[AsianGirlLover]

Originally posted by DayDreamer:

I'm actually surprised to see this. What about Lulu that makes you hate her so much?

She doesn’t belong in this world.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e-A1BC9IOQ4

[DayDreamer]

Originally posted by AsianGirlLover:

Originally posted by DayDreamer:

I'm actually surprised to see this. What about Lulu that makes you hate her so much?

She doesn’t belong in this world.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e-A1BC9IOQ4

This isn't really the kind of answer I'm looking for. It's a mystery to me because I never saw anything from Lulu that should warrant this kind of hatred. Sure she can be a little prissy but...really?

[Mieumieu]

Originally posted by DayDreamer:

I'm actually surprised to see this. What about Lulu that makes you hate her so much?

I agree with him. She's horribly annoying. It's not her island but she wants to act like she owns our stuff, like we are her servant, etc. She is so stuck up she wants to name the Island after herself and despite the fact that we own it she won't stop calling it Lulutopia. She tries to declare herself Queen of us and the island we own. She is needy, bossy and useless. She's all around super annoying. We're stuck with her annoying us all through the main story.

She basically sucks and is a bad person. I'm surprised that you're surprised about people hating her :D