Just a scavenger yelling into the void.

[CPT Chthonbeard the Pirate]

I don't know how many times this exact story has happened in some form or another with my group of friends:

Pilot: "We're in position. Get moving, we're on the clock!"

Me: "I'm heading out. I see the fuses, grabbing the one on the way." I place two of the 3 fuses, while the ship pulls away to combat some fighters, then I turn around and look for the third fuse, and it seems to be missing.

Me: "Have you accidentally scooped the 3rd fuse?" I'm still looking around.

Pilot: "Let me check. Nope, it's not in the scoop."

Me: "Well I can't seem to find it. It's not where I last saw it."

Pilot: "Oh, the gunner has it."

Me: "Ok, where are you." I find them 1.4 km away stationary. I start boosting over as they aren't moving to me. I get the fuse, reload my O2 as it was down to 75%, and start boosting back.

Me: "Power is on. Get ready to start scooping stuff from the vault as I dump it out." Timer is still ticking down. Probably have about 8 minutes left. I open all the lootboxes, dump it all out of the building, and bring the last item back by hand. Then when I enter the ship, I notice the ship temperature is >200C. "Why is the ship on fire guys?"

Gunner: "We don't know!"

Pilot: "Could you get into the engines to fix it?"

Me: "Did no one touch the trim the whole time I was gone? AGH!" I stand at the doors to the engines and every trim is blowing out flames.

[bl_4u]

So weird, I am obsessive about trim. If I am standing around with nothing to do at any moment I usually just go and look at the trim. I don't get why people sit in the guns when there are no fights going on.

[zeeph]

Thats a funny story!

[Tanyon]

haha I would expect this from randoms.. if these are your friends then you need new ones lol.. my friends and I always cross feed responsibilities.

[CPT Chthonbeard the Pirate]

Originally posted by DarthTanyon:

haha I would expect this from randoms.. if these are your friends then you need new ones lol.. my friends and I always cross feed responsibilities.

With my friends I don't need enemies :D