Funny Death Messages!

[Jraulin]

If you were to add ANY death message to ANY type of death, what would you add?

Ex. [Name] Sckrewed Gravity
Thsi one means they died of fall damage

[Albcatmastercat]

"<Player> Self-Sacrificed".
Appearing when walking into a stupid death (eg: Pit of mobs).

[Jraulin]

Originally posted by Albcatmastercat:

"<Player> Self-Sacrificed".
Appearing when walking into a stupid death (eg: Pit of mobs).

Good Idea! :)

[Jraulin]

Originally posted by GingerGames:

If you were to add ANY death message to ANY type of death, what would you add?

Ex. [Name] Sckrewed Gravity
Thsi one means they died of fall damage

Meant to type "this"

[prepsure]

<player> didn't know about fire damage

[UpHi-DownLow]

my example is: <player> died from trying to catch a flying fish
how he died:got a bug net and went after a flying fish
OR
<player> was slain by a rock
this means died from a boulder

[Albcatmastercat]

Originally posted by Marc:

my example is: <player> died from trying to catch a flying fish
how he died:got a bug net and went after a flying fish
OR
<player> was slain by a rock
this means died from a boulder

How about, instead...
"Player Turned into Bait".
"Player got Squashed".

[Xeno.exe]

If you die from Fall Damage it should say "(Player Name) did not give a ♥♥♥♥ on Gravity"

And if you drown: "(Player Name) sucks at being Fish."

[Gome]

When you are killed by the destroyer this message will have a 99% chance of displaying;

[PLAYERNAME] was destroyed by The Destroyer.

1% chance of displaying;

[PLAYERNAME] was given time to reflect on how badly they were destroyed by The Destroyer.

[Jraulin]

:) Luvin' these ideas.

[Rubytuna2666]

if you die to a boss and you did like 100 damage it would be this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tried to kill boss lolololol died cause he is an idiot lololol

[wyomiing]

If you die to "Green Slime" the death message should be "<Player Name> wasn't paying attention and took 1 damage enough times to die from Green Slime" #TakesOver!

[Reyson Fox]

[Re-Written quips on gravestones]

- "Did not look left or right before crossing to the other side."
- "No Engravers Could Be Found"
- "A Leap of Faith is only plagurized in fairy tales"
- "Hardly knew who rests here"
- "Plenty more where this came from"
- "Don't stare, keep moving"
- "Your Mom was here!"
- "Bought and Paid for by your loss of coins"
- "Keep off my grass i'm sleeping here"
- "Learned from falling, owned by impacting"
- "Friend was here, took my place"
- "Sign my Gravestone!"
- "I had one slime too many tonight"
- "Not really dead."
- "Get busy burying, or get busy dyin'
- "I claim this land on my tombstone"
- "Treasure below here"
- "What's the password...?"
- "Do Not Read Me"
- "I did not do it!"
- "Never heard from again"
- "Oh Hai Mark!"
- "What are you looking at!?"
- "You the guy...?"
- "I'm a booby trap!"
- "I'm only here cause I took the risk, you didn't!"
- "Noob grave, will become gud grave."
- "Last time I will come through here"
- "Don't look down so you can join me."
- "Here once laid a gamer before raging"
- "There is no grave, only Zuul"
- "I was dyin to get in here anyways"
- "Remember kids don't get stoned."
- "Only Ungrateful Dead fans may enter."
- "My cold corpse senses are tingling"
- "You know what they say about going stiff..."
- "My case is dead and buried"
- "Here rests Barry Lee Scratche"
- "All I wanted was to believe I could fly."
- "Guess what soda I wanted most when I jumped? Diet."
- "Go that way it's easier."
- "Killed by cuteness."
- "I was an angel I merely just wanted time away up there."

[Agentkiller]

well maybe littlebit black/dark humor:

If you die from a Posion Dart " <Playername> took a golden Shot ".

if you dont know what a golden Shot is, well we German say (De="goldener Schuss"//eng="golden shot")

For us its a slang word for taking a overdose heroine and die from it.

[Jraulin]

Originally posted by Fatal Fox:

[Re-Written quips on gravestones]

- "Did not look left or right before crossing to the other side."
- "No Engravers Could Be Found"
- "A Leap of Faith is only plagurized in fairy tales"
- "Hardly knew who rests here"
- "Plenty more where this came from"
- "Don't stare, keep moving"
- "Your Mom was here!"
- "Bought and Paid for by your loss of coins"
- "Keep off my grass i'm sleeping here"
- "Learned from falling, owned by impacting"
- "Friend was here, took my place"
- "Sign my Gravestone!"
- "I had one slime too many tonight"
- "Not really dead."
- "Get busy burying, or get busy dyin'
- "I claim this land on my tombstone"
- "Treasure below here"
- "What's the password...?"
- "Do Not Read Me"
- "I did not do it!"
- "Never heard from again"
- "Oh Hai Mark!"
- "What are you looking at!?"
- "You the guy...?"
- "I'm a booby trap!"
- "I'm only here cause I took the risk, you didn't!"
- "Noob grave, will become gud grave."
- "Last time I will come through here"
- "Don't look down so you can join me."
- "Here once laid a gamer before raging"
- "There is no grave, only Zuul"
- "I was dyin to get in here anyways"
- "Remember kids don't get stoned."
- "Only Ungrateful Dead fans may enter."
- "My cold corpse senses are tingling"
- "You know what they say about going stiff..."
- "My case is dead and buried"
- "Here rests Barry Lee Scratche"
- "All I wanted was to believe I could fly."
- "Guess what soda I wanted most when I jumped? Diet."
- "Go that way it's easier."
- "Killed by cuteness."
- "I was an angel I merely just wanted time away up there."

Good ideas!

[Jraulin]

Originally posted by Agentkiller:

well maybe littlebit black/dark humor:

If you die from a Posion Dart " <Playername> took a golden Shot ".

if you dont know what a golden Shot is, well we German say (De="goldener Schuss"//eng="golden shot")

For us its a slang word for taking a overdose heroine and die from it.

Creative?