Things REAL MEN do in Terraria

[ToasterLlama]

Punch Moonlord >

[summer]

fight moon lord first night

[tactic]

brandonmaxwell28 lähetti viestin:

fight moon lord first night

That's what cheaters do.

[Alpha Destroyer 32768]

Try and fight a wyvern with meteor armor
and die

[tactic]

Alpha_Destroyer32768 lähetti viestin:

Try and fight a wyvern with meteor armor
and die

Not necessarily.

[Nova Solarius]

electricpotato22 lähetti viestin:

brandonmaxwell28 lähetti viestin:

get raped by moon lord first night

That's what cheaters do.

FTFY.

[Alpha Destroyer 32768]

electricpotato22 lähetti viestin:

Alpha_Destroyer32768 lähetti viestin:

Try and fight a wyvern with meteor armor
and die

Not necessarily.

They can deal a lot of damage to unprepared players

[tactic]

Alpha_Destroyer32768 lähetti viestin:

electricpotato22 lähetti viestin:

Not necessarily.

They can deal a lot of damage to unprepared players

But if they're real men they could kill it

[Nova Solarius]

Alpha_Destroyer32768 lähetti viestin:

electricpotato22 lähetti viestin:

Not necessarily.

They can deal a lot of damage to unprepared players

As can mech bosses. They're beatable with pre-HM armour as well.

[summer]

Nova Solarius lähetti viestin:

Alpha_Destroyer32768 lähetti viestin:

They can deal a lot of damage to unprepared players

As can mech bosses. They're beatable with pre-HM armour as well.

its possible to do cultis with moten if you can dodge

[Snek]

I got the Impossible Challenge!

Creeper37500: Grammar Nazi lähetti viestin:

So, in short, you have to...
Fight Expert Moon Lord, Expert Enraged Plantera, and Expert Duke Fishron with a Broken Copper Shortsword, 1 health, Blackout, Slow, Chilled, Ichor, and Confused inflicted, after drinking a Red Potion, while playing Dark Souls with two toes, a single cramped finger to use on everything else, strangle a robber who broke into your house with your body hair, write the entire Harry Potter book series with a pencil that is located up your nose, while also singing Germany's national anthem backwards, in Swedish, with a marshmellow in your mouth, with your eyes clamped shut, with no buffs, armor, or accessories, with the worst possible graphics (not that it matters) and the warp effect on your screen, the Nutshack Theme Earrape and a very old computer noise playing on loop in the background, a very. very bad keyboard with only 5 keys, the worst non-existent mouse ever, while installing several things on a very bad Internet connection, 14 viruses infevting your computer, with 100 tabs open in all browsers, with an extremely small screen that keeps shrinking, and going blind every 5 seconds (again, not that it matters). Twice.

[summer]

lollolopllllolloolo

[papa nurgle's pizza]

Creeper37500: Grammar Nazi lähetti viestin:

Arthas Menethil lähetti viestin:

Have a bowl of nails for breakfast...
...sans the milk, of course.

Your be surprised how many people will jump on you with knives for using the word sans with its actual meaning.
Edit: The same applies to not closing spoilers.

Before I knew the real reason for Sans' name, I thought it was just a pun on the word skeleton.
You see, since "sans" means "without," I thought of it like this: Sans is just a zombie, sans the flesh.

[papa nurgle's pizza]

Creeper37500: Grammar Nazi lähetti viestin:

I got the Impossible Challenge!

Creeper37500: Grammar Nazi lähetti viestin:

So, in short, you have to...
Fight Expert Moon Lord, Expert Enraged Plantera, and Expert Duke Fishron with a Broken Copper Shortsword, 1 health, Blackout, Slow, Chilled, Ichor, and Confused inflicted, after drinking a Red Potion, while playing Dark Souls with two toes, a single cramped finger to use on everything else, strangle a robber who broke into your house with your body hair, write the entire Harry Potter book series with a pencil that is located up your nose, while also singing Germany's national anthem backwards, in Swedish, with a marshmellow in your mouth, with your eyes clamped shut, with no buffs, armor, or accessories, with the worst possible graphics (not that it matters) and the warp effect on your screen, the Nutshack Theme Earrape and a very old computer noise playing on loop in the background, a very. very bad keyboard with only 5 keys, the worst non-existent mouse ever, while installing several things on a very bad Internet connection, 14 viruses infevting your computer, with 100 tabs open in all browsers, with an extremely small screen that keeps shrinking, and going blind every 5 seconds (again, not that it matters). Twice.

That's pretty fucking impossible. Very accurately named.

[Snek]

Arthas Menethil lähetti viestin:

Creeper37500: Grammar Nazi lähetti viestin:

I got the Impossible Challenge!

That's pretty fuc[ noparse]king impossible. Very accurately named.

Yep. It's a combination of many smaller challenges that I compiled on a thread about the ML being to easy. Nice try on the noparse, by the way.

[tactic]

REAL MEN exploit the swear censor.

Fuck you