Whoever tells me the best poetic poem about sausage will get a free copy of ORION: Dino Hordee

[The Grand Leveler]

then i will add the winner and trade :) you can also make up the poem you silly devils

[Potato]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don't know what color sausages are
But they might look good if your far
sausages are big
Just like the pig
For breakfast don't eat
pigs feet
you might puke
And look like a duke.

I didn't know what to say but I do want to play this game.

[OliverPewPewPew]

Roses are Red, Violets are blue. Whatever sausage you are, I munch you!

[trapped_in_spacetime]

Sausage -- a testament from the heart

Sausage -- thy sly meat between my fingers
sometimes round-
sometimes long-
like a dinger

Sausage -- thou love constipates me
your passions force me to
drink herbal, colon-cleansing
Tea
Still -- forever I love thee

Sausage -- my loins burn for the lust of thy fatty touch
but I linger, longer
Is my passion too much?

Run away with me, Oh Sausage. Fill my pants! And my heart!

[Potato]

Originally posted by trapped_in_spacetime:

Sausage -- a testament from the heart

Sausage -- thy sly meat between my fingers
sometimes round-
sometimes long-
like a dinger

Sausage -- thou love constipates me
your passions force me to
drink herbal, colon-relaxing
Tea
Still -- forever I love thee

Sausage -- my loins burn for the lust of thy fatty touch
but I linger, longer
Is my passion too much?

Run away with me, Oh Sausage. Fill my pants, and my heart!

That's was boring to read :p lol

[Potato]

Bilbo why you do this?? He said I won and didn't give me the game and blocked me :(

[PooFlinger]

daddy would you like some sausage?

[PooFlinger]

wooo now, sausage rangler

Originally posted by Ryner:

"When I see a sausage, I just want to reach out and grab it with my hands."

[UNITED STATES OF EGYPT]

What if...

You opened a book

About dinosaurs

And one stumbled out

And another and another

And more and more pour

Until the whole place

Is bumbling and rumbling

And groaning and moaning

And snoring and roaring

And dinosauring?

What if...

You tried to push them

Back inside

But, they kept tromping

Off the pages instead?

Would you close the covers?

Isabel Joshlin Glaser




(Sing to the tune of Yankee Doodle)

Allosaurus liked to bite,

It's teeth were sharp as sabers

It frequently with great delight

Made mincemeat of its neighbors.

Allosaurus liked to hunt

And when it caught its quarrey,

It tore it open, back and front,

And never said , "I'm sorry!"

Allosaurus liked to eat

And using teeth and talons

It stuffed itself with tons of meat,

And guzzled blood by gallons.

Allosaurus liked to munch,

And kept from growing thinner,

By gnawing an enormous lunch,

then rushing off to dinner.