Woke content

[The Trashman]

This game has a lot of woke content and I think it's important people know that up front, so here's a list of woke ideology the game forces on you. Spoilers in list below.

• ALL characters have pronouns
  
• Female characters are fully clothed. Only nude character is male (Rion, sometimes)
  
• Forced illegal immigration - game requires you to enter a country illegally, and it's portrayed as heroic
  
• Train levels (pro-public transport)
  
• Theocratic fascists portrayed negatively, with no option to join them or fight for them
  
• PMCs couping a country to militarise its natural resources is portrayed negatively
  
• Game is anti-cop. In dialog with cops there's no way to thank them for their service, or offer to tongue polish their boots
  
• One of the main characters is a single cat lady, possibly a dig at JD Vance. The repeated couch sex jokes throughout are definitely a dig at him
  
• Another main character is a furry, with an unskippable 40 minute cutscene where he explains his arctic fox OC's backstory
  
• Act 4 is locked until you submit a 5000 word essay about trans rights

Anything else I'm forgetting?

Edit: other examples I forgot:

• Cringe junkies will like the constant unfunny dumlr tier humour

[Quillithe]

Originally posted by Phoenix:

Had it on wishlist for a while and was about to grab it, but not now.

Because people who played it have a sense of humor?

Seems like an odd reason to me, but whatever

[Prometheus]

Wtf is this misleading post? How are people supposed to know what is real and what isn‘t im this list?

If the game were seriously as woke as described I would skip it.

How is this junk even allowed on this forum?

[Quillithe]

Originally posted by Prometheus:

Wtf is this misleading post? How are people supposed to know what is real and what isn‘t im this list?

If the game were seriously as woke as described I would skip it.

How is this junk even allowed on this forum?

I mean, except for the obvious final two points (and the couch sex jokes) all of what is listed IS actually in the game.

And I'm pretty sure people won't really think the game makes you submit an essay

[The Trashman]

How is this junk even allowed on this forum?

Are you trying to cancel me, or get me censored? You write like a milkmaid.

I'm just trying to educate people

[vantuz58]

In one of the cutscenes there's extra-pride flag on the cat carrier box. But look closely what it covers: a cat infinitely licking his own testicles and pausing only to give the viewer a stupid look. Making that animation takes time and effort and the flag specifically covers cat's crotch.
I need help deciphering if it's woke or a deep satirical commentary on the current woke state of gaming industry.

[Quillithe]

Originally posted by vantuz58:

In one of the cutscenes there's extra-pride flag on the cat carrier box. But look closely what it covers: a cat infinitely licking his own testicles and pausing only to give the viewer a stupid look. Making that animation takes time and effort and the flag specifically covers cat's crotch.
I need help deciphering if it's woke or a deep satirical commentary on the current woke state of gaming industry.

Your reading too much into it, it's just a gay cat

[x_equals_speed]

Originally posted by The Trashman:

You write like a milkmaid.

Well how appropriate, you write like a cow :D

[thateclipse]

Originally posted by vantuz58:

In one of the cutscenes there's extra-pride flag on the cat carrier box. But look closely what it covers: a cat infinitely licking his own testicles and pausing only to give the viewer a stupid look. Making that animation takes time and effort and the flag specifically covers cat's crotch.
I need help deciphering if it's woke or a deep satirical commentary on the current woke state of gaming industry.

Just a reminder that cats are the ruling class and humans are below them.

[kedvesimre]

Originally posted by The Trashman:

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Originally posted by Sr Robert:

I'm curious about the 5000 word essay about Trans rights

It has to be exactly 5k words and you can't use the same word twice. The ten minutes time limit made this one of the harder puzzles in the game. There were a bunch of other constraints which I won't spoil here, but let's just say I hope you speak Hungarian.

I speak Hungarian, so it's a hard pass. I don't want to understand what I'm writing. Thanks for the warning, cimbora!

[goldpapaya]

Man are you pretending to be an ign content writer who is pretending to be an extreme woke hater, but have chosen the wrong game?

[Millahh]

you also play as wizards

[Ben!]

2025 on the internet is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nightmare.

[India]

Originally posted by Krag:

Am I the only one in shambles after realizing that my team is made of one weak old male and multiple strong females while the rival team is made of one OP female and 3 dumb males?

How dare you! Zan isn't a weak old man!! His grey beard and himself are still kicking ass! He's always first to breach in the line up....all the women are behind him. Plated Brienne of Tarth being right at the back! On that note...the best female in the game is Zan's granny. Her feet wiggling on the table in the cut scene....so cute!

[Dojo]

Originally posted by goldpapaya:

Man are you pretending to be an ign content writer who is pretending to be an extreme woke hater, but have chosen the wrong game?

He is just a dude, pretending to be a dude, disguised as another dude

[Aramax]

Originally posted by Prometheus:

Wtf is this misleading post? How are people supposed to know what is real and what isn‘t im this list?

If the game were seriously as woke as described I would skip it.

How is this junk even allowed on this forum?

I was wondering the same. Seeing when the OP post was made I bet there's something odd happening here with moderation.

I'm going to get to the bottom of this.