How it feels to play Axis Invasion:

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As someone who has played as both Jager and host here is some relatable moments I assume just about everyone relates too (Just jokes btw not a complain post):

Jager:
All Karls are bots

Finally gets into match! Kicked instantly...

First 5 mins of the match is no info hell or Karl is literally beside you in combat with NPCs for a free win.

You have the most intense fight ever till you hear Karl pull out his megaphone and talk to himself at 200+ decibels revealing the his position.

Loading in and immediately switching all your guns' bullets to their better counterpart (AP ammo rifle and soft point SMG is basically cheating but legally, what can I say?)

Shooting Karl, Kill Cam plays in all it's glory, then you see him not die just standing there frozen... (Because he rage quit to deny you the kill)

2v1 is way more fun then 1v1.

2v1 is also very very broken half the time XD... (That 1 guy camping a building with 2 phones going back and forth between them pinging you every 10 seconds, while his friend hunting you like a crazed beast).

Left Alt is literally useless.

Left Alt is literally OP (You eventually realize it pings clumps of Npcs and now you spam it every recharge so you don't have to sit around with your stupid binos scanning every npc in the area)

Do I go Ghillie/Wehrmacht for covert/overt camo or go for the Jager drip?

The Maps:
Atlantic Wall = I win (Do I really need to explain why? Do pro players even go back to this map? Not to mention if you see radar smoke you just wait to ambush the way to the giant gun (2nd objective) almost every time for the easiest kill in the world).

Occupied Residence = 99% chance Karl picked the right path of the 3 (through the garden into the Eastern Farmhouse), Also I win since triggering 1 Npc in the castle is a death sentence.

Spy A-camp-amy = I win. (Just find a ledge and use 3rd person view)

War Factory = Decent pvp map. I KNOW your in the factory Karl just come out already...

Festung Geurnsey = Balanced and fun!

Liberation = Balanced and fun! Till that last bit :)))

Secret Weapons = Balanced and fun!

Rubble And Ruin = I'm larping enemies at the gate except for the fact where Konig didn't have a literal army of snipers and NPCs at his command.

Loose Ends = I don't have enough experience ngl*

Wolf Mountain = Refer to War Factory except now it's the tunnel leading to the house. I just wanna be Hitler's bodyguard but I never see him.

Host:
All Jagers are bots.

Finally gets a breathing moment from last invas- ahh ♥♥♥♥ lemme kick this guy instantly I'm tired...

First 5 mins of a match is literally heaven on Earth until it basically turns into your worst nightmare afterwards.

I'm trying to sneak past, but I'm dummy loud, and the clap of my dummy thicc voicelines keeps alerting the Jagers.

Subsonic ammo is my life now. Missing a shot with any other ammo type brings the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ swarm on top of me and the Jager 100% gonna hide.

Spamming Focus every 5 seconds.

The Maps:
Atlantic Wall = Baby's first map. Afterwards I play this map to smurf overconfident Jagers or get weapon benches, otherwise this map is dead to me.

Occupied Residence = Going down the middle path is basically preforming psychological warfare on the Jager. Going right is the obvious host noob trap for invasion, easy to take out NPCs early on but eastern farmhouse has no exit if the Jager knows you are there. Left path is normal. I dread entering that damned castle.

Spy A-camp-amy = Where tf is this guy??? He could be anywhere just watching me and my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ focus ability just says he's up the hill but that's literally the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ whole map!?

War Factory = I KNOW your waiting outside the factory Jager just come in already...

Festung Geurnsey = Balanced and fun!

Liberation = Balanced and fun! Oh wait... I forgot about the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tank at the end if I don't rush this ♥♥♥♥ I'm dead...

Secret Weapons = Balanced and fun!

Rubble And Ruin = Oh god the snipers and NPCs are everywhere... This map looks badass tho.

Loose Ends = I don't have enough experience ngl*

Wolf Mountain = Refer to War Factory except now it's the tunnel leading to the house.