EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 5

EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 5

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Paradox Edge Mar 17, 2020 @ 6:00pm
Wing Diver's sense of fashion.
Not only are they dumb and horribly designed for aerodynamics. But maybe if they didn't have retarded titanic stupid high heels their running speed would exceed that of a slug. What I'm saying is, they look stupid. And the designer for the class is stupid for designing them the way he did.
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Thalmor Dec 27, 2021 @ 11:17am 
I thought Wing DIvers looked dumb in 4.1, but I just can't get over how they're basically just wearing underwear with a jacket on in 5.

I guess the whole 'well, it's to keep them light so they can fly' thing works on me, but I still think that the uniform designers at Earth Defense Force Headquarters or whatever could do better.
MrLuckless Dec 27, 2021 @ 12:29pm 
Originally posted by Caz:
Originally posted by Kris DETERMINATION:
Never been a big fan of the Wing Diver outfits. They don't fit in with the others, or the theme in general. This is a B Movie, with soldiers and cheesy dialogue, and then you have this random cyber-hooker flying around in her panties and it just doesn't fit aesthetically. It's really pathetic perv bait at this point, and I can't wait to beat the game to get back the original flight suit I had as it fits waaaaay better.
As a big fan of the cheesy old movies, WD fits in perfectly for the setting they've made a parody of. The designers are clearly huge fans of old "world invasion" movies from the 60s and 70s.
I definitely would not describe the EDF games as "parodies" of those old B-movie schlock from an earlier era. Even in the English translations, you can tell everyone is having a good time delivering the most ridiculous lines in over the top way they can think ok. The people that made these games have an honest love of these films and media and wanted to portray that love with ludicrous amounts of gibs...and bugs. If anything it wants to BE like those old B-movies.
Caz Dec 27, 2021 @ 10:12pm 
Originally posted by MrLuckless:
Originally posted by Caz:
As a big fan of the cheesy old movies, WD fits in perfectly for the setting they've made a parody of. The designers are clearly huge fans of old "world invasion" movies from the 60s and 70s.
I definitely would not describe the EDF games as "parodies" of those old B-movie schlock from an earlier era. Even in the English translations, you can tell everyone is having a good time delivering the most ridiculous lines in over the top way they can think ok. The people that made these games have an honest love of these films and media and wanted to portray that love with ludicrous amounts of gibs...and bugs. If anything it wants to BE like those old B-movies.
Parody is not negative, so not sure why you wouldn't call this a parody.

Parody - an imitation of the style of a particular writer, artist, or genre with deliberate exaggeration for comic effect.

It's one of the better forms of praise writers can give each other.
***MI TROOPER*** Dec 28, 2021 @ 7:36am 
They are supposed to be sexy.
If you don't like sexy women, then don't play the game.
JtDarth Dec 28, 2021 @ 2:47pm 
To reiterate an actual solution, should you be offended by the costume:
When you beat the first playthrough, you unlock the tutorial outfit, which is more covered.

If it bothers you so much, blitz normal with one of the other classes to unlock the tutorial suit. Then start a hard playthrough with WD, which is more than possible even with no extra armor or weapons at the start.

Doing that on hardest or inferno is a different ball game tho.
Ive got less then 10 hours in the game. The WD is fine. And their mobility on ground compared to flight is SUPPOSED to be slower. The game tells you that!
Originally posted by Paradox Edge:
Smh. I'm sad that so many character designers fall into the ''High heel = sexy'' trap. They're stupid and will remain stupid for everybody but that one 65 year old grandpa sitting in the corner jerking his ween off. Female character designs can be SO much more better and sexier made then all the cliche's that are always incorporated. It's the loud cheap jumpscare equivalent of the character designer world to put giant high heels on characters.
Just sounds like somebody cant walk in heels. Or doesnt look good in them. Either way, the jealousy is off the charts. Thanks for the entertainment! lmfao
Hammer Of Evil Dec 31, 2021 @ 10:22am 
I have to add that the texturing and overall blending on the edf5 version wingdiver was much higher res and the artists really rose to the occassion. i liked the edf4.1 wingsuit better but the lower polygon count couldn't really bring out the artist's talent.

im looking forward to how 6 plays out, i wonder if they'll update the engine at all, or just expand this one, cause it's butter smooth.

Originally posted by Caz:
As a big fan of the cheesy old movies, WD fits in perfectly for the setting they've made a parody of. The designers are clearly huge fans of old "world invasion" movies from the 60s and 70s.

Great catch dude, i always thought they looked somehow familiar. i've watched some of those and the 'female sky hero' theme is strong in edf. absolutely awesome. the 'world of the future' era really sparked some imaginations lol.
Amogus Jan 8, 2022 @ 2:36pm 
bruh u realise that the walking speed is slow because it suppose to off set the fact that you can FLY right? you are suppose to use your jet pack dude not walking to everywhere unless you don't know how to manage fuel. the reason why they are slower on the ground is because you suppose to FLY! smh. and no dude the costume is fine, they look cool imo, if ain't your taste you can play fully clothed walking tank fencer.
Amlealok Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:35am 
the EDF 6 design looks cool
Bab Peeg Jan 13, 2022 @ 10:26pm 
This feels like discord with an alien for sure.
brandonopoly101 Jan 30, 2022 @ 5:55am 
Lol you need a life.
brandonopoly101 Jan 30, 2022 @ 6:03am 
lol also censoring will make things worse, yet people try to censor developers which is why most american games suck..... y'all just can't leave anything be and gotta complain about everything im sure you took your day off to complain about Maple Syrup being racist. Also whys it matter the whole game is satire or is that offensive to. Stop it.
SteeamRentShop Feb 7, 2022 @ 10:12am 
Gigantic ants? EDF!!
"Humanoid" alien frogs? EDF!!
Impossibly Bigass Robots? EDF!!
UFOs? EDF!!
EDF? EDF!!
High heels on WD? This is a crime against human and alienkind.

Next up you'll want them to add diversity quota to wd division so man and/or fat people like me can be enlisted as wd in the edf 6.
Plumber Feb 7, 2022 @ 11:01pm 
Originally posted by RobouteRob:
fat people like me
absolute power move, commendable
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