SAMURAI PLEASE

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PLEASE ADD SAMURAI CHARACTER IT'S THE ONLY KIND OF SWORDSMAN I KNOW
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE REST OF EURASIAN SWORD CULTURE
SAMURAI SAMURAI SAMURAI KATANA KATANA KATANA
WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT EASTERN EUROPEANS AND THEIR YEE YEE ASS SABERS

I DON'T CARE THAT THE THEME OF THIS GAME IS BASED ON SOME 17TH CENTURY POOLAND NOVEL WITH STRONG INSPIRATIONS FROM FAMOUS POLISH CLASSIC LITERATURE LIKE "THE DELUGE" OR "WITH FIRE AND SWORD" IT'S ALL BORING AS SH*T

I DON'T CARE THAT THERE'S A QUEUE OF CHARACTERS WITH MORE RELEVANT BACKGROUNDS AND WEAPONS TO THE THEME THAN A SAMURAI THEY ALL SUCK ANYWAY

ADD SAMURAI PLEASE SAMURAI SAMURAI SAMURAI




Okay before I cause any serious misunderstanding and get myself into trouble let me clarify, I was being sarcastic. Hellish Quart is beautiful with its current setting, and imo it's just better to explore more weapons and characters that are more relevant to the theme before asking for anything like a samurai character

[oRuSSO]

yea samurai would be cool!
One think that i would like also is a pirate or something like that.

[A Most Serious Jedi]

Calm down... straighten up your fedora... and understand that all caps isn't going to get your idea across, just get people to not like you. Also, you should maybe open your eyes and look into the 10000000 other fedora party topics asking for a samurai class.

Originally posted by Kubold:

A DLC (after the game is out of Early Access) with a different time period warriors may be a good idea. As for the base game, there are plenty of different "classess" from 17th century Europe - rapiers, messers, palaches, broadswords, longswords, sideswords, smallswords... and, if possible, we can go further - montantes, left-hand daggers, shields, berdishes, shepherd axes, spears, pickaxes, maces... insane variety, and they all fit the setting.

Originally posted by Kubold:

Although a samurai doesn't fit the setting, let's be honest. We all want to see the katana cutting a winged hussar and his horse in half ;D No, but really, if MK can have Robocop, I think there might be a room for a "guest appearance" samurai at some point.

[A Most Serious Jedi]

just noticed this might be sarcasm rage posting... sorry.. you made it so believable.

[Retroark]

a ronin would be cool as late production dlc or something. I also think that a middle eastern backsword duelist would be cool as well. And it's a style that's not often used in these types of games.

[Darderus]

I think samurais should be added because they are the best warriors who ever lived. Katanas can cut a tank in half, how can people be content with dumb longswords and stuff ahahah

[eglab]

FILTHY GAJIN SWORDS CAN'T HOLD AGAINST KATANA STRIKES THAT CUT LIKE KATANA!

[Zeel Ara]

There's probably some kind of poetic morale to the fact that obvious, and extremely heavy handed, satire passes right over the heads of people, that then proceed to insult the satirist for being dumb. I can't decide whether it's hilarious or depressing.

[Tiwaking! 56k NZ]

Originally posted by Fluffeh:

There's probably some kind of poetic morale to the fact that obvious, and extremely heavy handed, satire passes right over the heads of people, that then proceed to insult the satirist for being dumb. I can't decide whether it's hilarious or depressing.

SAMURAI KATANAS?? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your Novel Based Polish Historical Fighting Game??

[A Most Serious Jedi]

Originally posted by Fluffeh:

There's probably some kind of poetic morale to the fact that obvious, and extremely heavy handed, satire passes right over the heads of people, that then proceed to insult the satirist for being dumb. I can't decide whether it's hilarious or depressing.

You should have kept reading before posting... obviously I was the only one to make said statement and then right after noted it was satire after looking at one of the other 1000 samurai posts and seeing him say "not another samurai post". Clearly Satire? Is it though? Is it really clear in the age of rage boners and people who don't actually look for questions already asked? Dude did a good job sounding like a raging weeb who wants his katanas.

[HoJu Eructus]

You know, at this point there's been way more "satire" posts jokingly asking for samurai and mocking weebs than there ever was serious posts asking for it by actual weebst. It's become a circlejerk and to be honest, equally as annoying as the thing they're parodying. Let it die already.

[mICHA]

Add lightsabers first.

[melta]

all aside, a ronin with katana would be sweet
https://imgc.allpostersimages.com/img/print/u-g-Q12P2F90.jpg?w=550&h=550&p=0

[DudeTrippy]

Originally posted by doot:

all aside, a ronin with katana would be sweet
https://imgc.allpostersimages.com/img/print/u-g-Q12P2F90.jpg?w=550&h=550&p=0

Yeah that would be cool... A ninja would be cool too but they rely on stealth or quick kills so not sure if that could balance properly to the other weapon styles, but I guess that could work too

[NiNas in Pyjamas]

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ how many samurai topics are there now?! For a moment there I thought I joined the wrong board

[765]

Someone's mad..

(And yes I get he is trying to be sarcastic.)