Global Gameplay Stats

Life Goes On

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 21
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Meet Jeff

What does the fuzzy thing do?
78.8%


Jimfanticide

Prune Jim's family tree, one branch at a time.
28.0%


Patricide

You killed Jim the Prolific and stopped the problem at the source.
27.1%


You Know We Had To

26.6%


Milecide

One thousand knights squandered.
9.8%


Precision Air Drop

One body does not count as a Carpet.
9.0%


Stress Relief

8.6%


Inefficient Use of Human Resources

4.5%


Enter Orbit

3.9%


Appeasement

Jeff is satisfied.
3.1%


No Vacancy

How many knights can you lose on Straight to the Point?
2.8%


Rapid Sacrifice

Beating all the clocks.
2.6%


Soul Crushing

Maximum misfortune in Maximum Security.
2.4%


Merciful Leader

Mercy is its own reward, so have a prize!
2.3%


Master of Magnetism

Check point two, check point one to prove your skill on Equal and Opposite.
2.1%


Completionist

That's... a lot of badges.
1.9%


There's Really Nothing Over Here

Nothing to see, move along.
1.5%


Law of Knight Conservation

Prove that you are the master of Tenuous Links.
1.0%


Room For One More

0.9%


All the Things

0.3%


Beat the Devs

No skips. No restarts. One run. How fast can you go?
0.3%