Global Gameplay Stats

Fist Puncher

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 99
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52.1%

Wharf

Defeat the Wharf level. What's up with that dude wearing shades at night?
31.6%

Playmore Park

Defeat the Playmore Park level. There are kids out there that want to play on the slide!
29.9%

Dr. Karate

Complete any level with Dr. Karate.
29.9%

Anarchy Way

Defeat the Anarchy Way level. Extra points for curb stomping anarchists.
28.9%

King Street

Defeat the King Street level. You're a real tough guy.
27.0%

Corpse Thrower

Defeat 1 enemy by throwing the helpless, flailing body of a second enemy at him.
25.0%

Miss Canada

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Canada.
22.2%

Miss China

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher China.
20.4%

Stabby Rascal Crimelord

Defeat Stabby Rascal and his gang of toughs.
19.6%

Sobtanian Crimelord

Defeat Sobtanian, the beats-loving electro-punk.
19.1%

Nude Beach

Defeat the Nude Beach level. We're sorry for putting you through that.
18.2%

Subway Gas Attack

Defeat the Subway Gas Attack level. Cultists. Can't trust 'em.
17.5%

Orchards

Defeat the Orchards level. And, no, there is not a hidden, apple-picking mini-game.
17.1%

Miss France

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher France.
16.6%

Picnic Time

Collect the following items: 3 Spunk Sodas, 2 Watermelons, 2 Hotdogs, 2 Hamburgers
16.1%

Fruit Kicker

Collect the following items: 100 Pieces of Fruit
15.8%

Grizzly Yves Crimelord

Defeat the devilish Grizzly Yves and his seafaring followers.
15.6%

Miss Brazil

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Brazil.
15.4%

Steroid Jackson

Complete any level with Steroid Jackson.
15.2%

Fuel Efficient Smack Down

Show that all those hours at the gym paid off. Defeat 1 enemy by hoisting a smart car over your head and throwing it at him.
15.1%

Cheese Head

Collect the following items: 5 Pieces of Cheese
14.8%

Cultist Crusher

It's Waco, Texas all over gain. Defeat 200 enemy cultists to get this achievement.
14.8%

Dr. Karate Foot Power

Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Flash Kick.
14.1%

Brother Antlers Crimelord

Defeat Brother Antlers, the psychotic cult ruler.
14.0%

Vegetarian Chef

Collect the following items: 2 Tomatoes, 2 Eggplants, 2 Ears of Corn, 2 Carrots, 2 Green Peppers
13.8%

6th Street Blockade

Defeat the 6th Street Blockade level. Good-for-nothing riot cops.
13.6%

The Beekeeper

Complete any level with the Beekeeper.
13.3%

Battle Royal

Defeat the Battle Royal level. You're a regular Bob Backlund.
13.2%

Nurse King-Fu Crimelord

Defeat Nurse Kung-Fu, the wicked hospital taskmaster.
13.0%

Grave Digger

Defeat an enemy on the Cemetery Level with a shovel.
12.2%

Hella Fistgerald

Complete any level with Hella Fistgerald.
12.1%

Take Out The Trash

Defeat 5 Enemies by throwing trash at them. If this game had money, you'd also get a citation for throwing garbage all over the streets of our fair city.
11.5%

Bill's Storage

Defeat the Bill's Storage level. We wanted to bid on locker #5. Too late now.
11.2%

Miss Japan

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Japan.
10.9%

Warehouse

Defeat the Warehouse level. Don't get distracted by men in suspenders.
10.9%

Dry Viaduct

Defeat the Dry Viaduct level. This city could use some gentrification.
10.7%

Miss USA

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher USA.
10.5%

So Thirsty

Collect the following items: 10 Spunk Colas, 5 Sporty Spunk Drinks
10.0%

Miss Russia

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Russia.
9.8%

The Beekeeper Mega Swarm

Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's bees.
9.6%

Miss UK

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher UK.
9.6%

Subway Pass

Defeat all 5 subway levels. How green of you to take mass transit.
9.1%

Dracogen Lab

Defeat the Dracogen Lab level. No stopping for science experiments.
8.6%

Stripper Town

Defeat the Stripper Town level. We won't ask any questions.
8.5%

Salsa Party

Collect the following items: 3 Tomatoes, 5 Chilli Peppers, 1 Garlic Clove
8.4%

Lock 'n' Load

Confiscate 20 firearms from enemies.
8.4%

Junk Food Glutton

Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Cola, 1 Cupcake, 1 Muffin, 1 Cheesecake, 1 Icecream Sandwich
8.3%

Hijackers Beware

Defeat all of the hijacked delivery truck levels. And capitalism is restored!
8.2%

Miss Mexico

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Mexico.
7.9%

Big Hans Crimelord

Defeat Big Hans and his band of ruffians.
7.8%

Side Scroller

Defeat all of the sidescrolling chase levels. Maybe you should try some Canabalt.
7.7%

Roger Crimelord

Defeat Roger atop his tower of doom.
7.5%

O'Grady

Complete any level with O'Grady.
7.4%

Helicopters

Defeat the Helicopters level. Pat youself on the back. You're fighting entire armies now.
7.0%

General Kony Crimelord

Defeat General Kony and his army of vile thugs.
6.7%

Jump Kicker

Real men use their fists, but we give credit where credit is due. Defeat 50 enemies using the jump kick attack.
6.6%

Dr. Karate Kick Master

Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Crane Kick.
6.5%

High Fructose

Defeat 1 enemy by throwing a soda machine at him. And remember to take a break from Fist Puncher and drink a refreshing Mint Spunk Cola.
6.5%

Preston Endicott

Complete any level with Preston Endicott.
6.1%

Kid Justice

Complete any level with Kid Justice.
6.1%

Foreign Object

Defeat 50 Enemies using bats, mauls, or shovels. No reason to fight fair in Fist Puncher.
5.8%

Prison Warden

Solve the country's prison crowding woes. Defeat 100 enemy prisoners.
5.4%

Hella Derby Smash

Defeat 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Slide Sweep Attack.
5.1%

Bad Trip

Collect the following items: 25 Mushrooms
4.9%

Hella Heart Breaker

Convert 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Flirtatious Kiss Attack.
4.9%

De Capitan

Complete any level with De Capitan.
4.7%

Fan Favorites

Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and the Beekeeper.
4.4%

Steroid Jackson Andro Stomp

Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Stomp.
4.2%

Karate Hell

Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and Hella Fistgerald.
4.2%

The Beekeeper Fatal Sting

Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's Tornado Kick.
4.0%

Lady Chop Chop

Defeat Lady Chop Chop and her deadly steel blade, AND then complete any level with Lady Chop Chop.
4.0%

Ash Vickers

Defeat any level using Ash Vickers.
4.0%

Steroid Jackson Back Breaker

Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Backbreaker.
4.0%

O'Grady Boot + Face

Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Riot Kick Attack.
3.9%

O'Grady Stun Gun Happy

Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Stun Gun Attack.
3.8%

Steven Dengler

Defeat any level using Steven Dengler.
3.7%

Preston Endicott Tornado Kick

Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Tornado Kick.
3.6%

DerbyBall All-Stars

Defeat any level using Hella Fistgerald and Steroid Jackson.
3.6%

Zombie Survival Kit

Collect the following items: 2 First Aid Kits, 3 D Batteries, 2 Walkie Talkies, 1 Flashlight, 1 Duct Tape, 1 Pocket Knife
3.5%

Dogsworth McFreedom

You threw a dog and killed someone. We're calling Animal Protection.
3.4%

Kid Justice Bully Beatdown

Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Flash Dive Attack.
3.4%

De Capitan Masked Avenger

Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Superman Punch Attack.
3.4%

The Milkman Crimelord

Defeat the murdering, mustachioed Milkman, AND then complete any level with Milkman.
3.3%

Kid Justice Schoolyard Smash

Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Eye Gouge Attack.
3.2%

De Capitan Low Blow

Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Leg Sweep Attack.
3.2%

Zotmeister

Defeat any level using Zotmeister.
2.9%

Quentin Le Loup

Defeat any level using Quentin Le Loup.
2.9%

Preston Endicott Classy Headbutt

Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Headbutt Attack.
2.9%

One Percenters

Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and Dr. Karate.
2.9%

Hapless Romantic

Collect the following items: 2 Perfumes, 2 Bottles of Wine, 2 Rings, 1 Red Rose
2.8%

Above The Law

Defeat any level using Kid Justice and O'Grady.
2.8%

Kid Keeper

Defeat any level using Kid Justice and the Beekeeper.
2.7%

Video Grappler

Defeat 100 enemy luchadores, and prove to the world that you're no jobroni.
2.7%

Coffee Shop Hipster

Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Coffee, 5 Books, 1 Pair of Glasses
2.7%

Hoarder

Collect 100 unique items.
2.6%

Street Enforcers

Defeat any level using O'Grady and De Capitan.
2.6%

Bash Brothers

Defeat any level using Steroid Jackson and De Capitan.
2.6%

Chairman Kodoshin

Defeat any level using Chairman Kodoshin.
2.6%

Upstairs Downstairs

Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and O'Grady.